GLOBIN! HELLO EVERYONE! OMG I LOVE THAT WORD! It just rolls off tongue: Glo-bin. Ah. (Disclaimer: I don't own Bowser's Inside Story, where Globin is from, though it is also part of the human body, but, I first heard of it from Bowser's Inside Story.)

Anyway, I'm back, and I'm trying something new. It's time for… MOVIE NIGHT! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Thanks to my plotting session with MangoTango450, I have (hopefully) made a story with the Espada (and Orihime) + The Movies that doesn't suck. Please be honest and tell me what you think!

This chapter is dedicated to MangoTango450: Thanks a lot Mango-Mango! If this chapter sucks, then sorry, but if it doesn't then HUZZAH!

Disclaimer: I don't own Bleach, or Bone, where the Szayel Scene is from.

GLOBIN!

The Espada (well, most of them…) gaped in shock at the sight that was before them. They were currently looking at the game cupboard. You see, whenever they played a game, for the sake of variety, they put a piece of tape on it. The more they played, the more tape covered it. The cupboard was currently acting as a pyramid for some very wrapped mummies.

When their jaws finally closed, Orihime managed to work up the courage to speak.

"What do we do now?" She asked.

Everyone just looked blankly at her. It was clear that they had no clue.

In a rare twist of events, Gin showing up actually saved people's sanities, rather than destroying them. One look at everyone's face told Gin all he needed to know. "Don't move." He said, "I'll go and get Aizen-Sama." Gin rushed off.

A few AGONIZING minutes later…

"I JUST HEARD THE NEWS!" Aizen said, rushing towards his Espada, (being completely out of character.) "AND I'VE FOUND A SOLUTION!" He yelled.

Everyone breathed a sigh of relief.

A few minutes later, the sigh had turned into ANGRY YELLS! (As usual)

A large Garganta opened up in the sky above the Movie Theater, and Szayel, Halibel, Ulquiorra (With Orihime over his shoulder, since she can't fly.) Grimmjow, the three (stooges!)… Ex-Shinigami captains and, surprisingly, Aaroniero Arururerei (Guessing how to spell Lava Lamp's name here…). They descended behind the cinema, and Szayel brought out the gigais that he had created. As for why Aizen let Orihime come to the human world:

1) Because she was wearing her bracelet that causes invisibility, passing through things, etc…

2) Because the gigai that Szayel cooked up looks nothing like her, with brown hair, blue eyes and tan skin, rather then her customary orange, grey, and pale.

3) See chapter 2… or 3 can't remember.

It was painfully easy to sneak past the reiatsu trackers that Soul Society set up, so, once in their gigai, they walked into the theater,

They were greeted with an empty ticket room that led to a ghost town of a lobby.

One bored looking attendant sat in the booth, filing her nails and eyeing the strange people. Other than Orihime, Szayel had neglected to change the style or appearance of the other Espada, so they looked EXACTLY THE SAME! EVEN ARRONIERO!

"Gin, did you bring the money?" Aizen said, ignoring the attendant.

"Yes sir." Gin said, reaching into his sleeve, then the other, and then looking puzzled for a few seconds.

"Uh, Captain?" He said.

Aizen just looked at him, desperately wanting to crush Gin with his reiatsu.

Aizen sighed, before muttering underneath his breath.

"Aaroniero!" He said, calling the Novena over to him.

Aizen whispered in his ear (does Aaroniero HAVE ears?)

Aaroniero nodded, and then walked up to the attendant, then began to take off his mask.

Aizen realized his mistake just seconds before the mask came off. He snapped his fingers.

Before he could scar the girl for life with his face, Aaroniero was tackled and put into a headlock by Halibel and Ulquiorra swept his feet out from underneath him, before they dragged him back to the group.

The attendant was even more confused now.

Aizen whispered into Aaroniero's ear again, before Aaoriniero nodded and made an Oh sound. He walked up to the attendant, who was partially scarred anyway, and took, off his mask to reveal the face of Kaien Shiba.

"Now what's a cute girl like you doing in a dump like this?" He asked, giving her a (hopefully) boyish grin.

She just stared at him, and he just continued.

"You know, if you could cut us the tickets for free, we could spring you from this joint…" He said, smile growing wider.

"No thanks, your gender isn't my type." She said, face not changing at all.

(Just to be clear, I have nothing against lesbians, I'm actually a gay rights supporter, but, this was the scenario that popped into my head, so, I've explained, please don't take offense.)

Aaroniero's grin disappeared, and the girl continued.

"However, if your cute friend over there, with the blond hair, were to ask me, maybe we could work something out?" The woman said, pointing at Halibel.

Aaroniero was rendered silent, and, he stumbled over to Halibel, whispering in her ear.

Halibel's eyes widened, and she vigorously shook her head no.

Aizen sighed and said "Allright, time for plan B… or C, not sure."

Szayel stepped up to bat, and walked over to the woman.

"Excuse me." He said.

"Yes?" She said, looking at the pink haired scientist.

"Did you know that that E=MC2? And that energy can never truly die, only change form, and that the various levels of reiatsu can be measured through simple chemical analysis, and that Yami's brain is actually 5.4 millimeters, and that…?" Szayel fired off scientific fact after fact until the woman's eyes began to droop.

'Szayel, I think that did it." Aizen said, putting a hand on Szayel's shoulder.

"Also, did you know that quantum physics are actually quite simple once you discover the space-time relationship?" Szayel added the one shot for good measure.

"ZZZZZZ." The attendant's head crashed down onto the table and Aizen calmly used enough reiatsu to not be detected, but to cut the tickets and float them through the glass.

Grimmjow and Nnoitra were laughing all the way to the movie theater.

"PINKY'S FACTS CAN PUT SOMEONE IN A COMA!" Grimmjow howled as they walked towards the snack counter.

After they got their snacks through a similar fashion, Aizen realized with a groan that the tickets he had cut were for Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants 2. (My sister watched this, and, I'm not afraid to say that I did too… SHUT UP!)

Needless to say, the arrancars were not happy with their leader.

As they walked into the movie theater, they were incredibly shocked to find the place was booming. All of the seats were taken, except for the ones in the front row. Aizen sighed for the third, fourth time that evening, and the made their way to the front row.

The movie started, and everyone had to look up to see the screen. Orihime would have to use Soten Kisshun just to heal the kinks in their necks…

During one of the scenes involving how Bridget's mother committed suicide, all of the males in the row looked away and shouted things like, "THERE'S SOMETHING IN MY EYE, SHUT UP!" Orihime and Halibel laughed.

As the movie drew to it's ending, the arrancars left the theater feeling completely satisfied, though they all denied it…

A few moments later, Ichigo Kurosaki walked in to see the attendant and the snack people conked out on their counters, and one of concessioners had their head in the popcorn!

Well, what do you think? I have a cold that's hurting my head like hell, so my ideas might have been warped… Also, I got my sci-fi fic up! Check it out, and tell me what you think! Also, PLEASE be honest when you review (if), I'd like to know if you hated it… yes, I know I have self-esteem issues… Once again, dedicated to MangoTango!

With the author's notes, this is easily my longest chapter! (I think…) With that I bid you adieu… GLOBIN!

-Twilight Symphony.