Pyro: I'm so sorrrrrry!
Maniac: Pyro is taking SSAT classes for vocab, Pre-Algebra (and soon Algebra), and even a Essay Writing class, so she couldn't update for a while.
Pyro: I'm so ashamed *Cries in corner of Sulk*
Maniac: *Sighs* Alright, who gave Pyro the keys to the Corner of Sulk?
Solana: Pyro said that she was going to use that to give the scores.
Maniac: I have the scores, ahem, Spencer: 3 Lunick: 0
Pyro: Lunick has three chapters, but for now, it's Spencer/Solana in the lead.
Maniac: Disclaimer Guy!
Disclaimer Guy: Pyro doesn't own Pokémon.
ON WITH THE STORY!
Chapter 7
Solana turned to see a blonde man with glasses. Solana narrowed her eyes before kicking the man in the balls.
"OW! DAMN! Spencer… said to…be careful…when I…meet you…but he didn't warn me about this…" The man choked out before falling over and clutching his manly parts.
"Solana, this is Joel, the Fall City Ranger Leader…" Hastings explained, sweat dropping.
"What did ya...kick me…for?" Joel choked out.
"Mr. Trickster told me to kick something in the balls later, so I did." Solana stated. Joel glared.
"What the hell?" Joel asked. Solana shrugged and walked into the Base with Hastings helping Joel inside.
Solana was immediately shoved aside not two seconds later.
"Joel, oh what happened?" An obnoxious blonde girl asked. Solana was helped up by two blonde boys wearing the Fall City Uniform.
"Don't mind Aria. She's like this all the time." One of the boys muttered to her. Solana was glaring at the Aria girl along with Prank who has been thrown along with Solana.
"Prank, you have permission." Prank nearly cheered before running into the kitchen and dragging out a bowl of pudding and successfully putting the bowl where Aria's foot was above. I bit my lip along with the two blond guys.
Aria didn't notice as she put down her foot. Her back was to me, but I knew she had a look of horror on her face.
"GWAH, WHAT THE HELL?" Aria cried out. Prank burst out laughing. Aria turned her gaze at Prank.
"What was that for you little rat?"
"Sorry, sorry, Prank has a pranking impulse." I told Aria as she lifted her foot out of the pudding. Aria glared at me.
"Keep your damned rat on a leash!" Aria hissed. Prank glared and used a Thundershock.
Prank ran up my shoulder and stuck his tongue out at Aria.
"You shouldn't call Prank a rat, because he knows many different techniques to make your day hell." I told Aria with a shrug. The two guys next to me were snickering behind their hands.
Aria just opened her mouth as three rings of smoke came out.
Joel sighed and picked Aria up and put her on the sofa. Joel turned to us.
"Solana, Lind, and Keith; today, all of you are to patrol Fall City. Tonight, we are going to launch a search for a man—"
"Who I am going to castrate." Solana interrupted.
"And err, is believed to be working for an organization called Go-Rock Squad. This group is relatively new, and the police have captured the member that Solana has um… handled." Joel continued. The three nodded and turned to leave. Not even five minutes after leaving, three different women walked up to the group. A young girl of about 25, a professional looking woman that looked like in her early thirties, and a woman wearing bright blue eye shadow and pink lipstick holding a Skitty.
They said simultaneous problems of how their basement couldn't be lit, they couldn't get into their new apartment, or that all their Skitty ran away.
"Lind, go help her with her basement, Keith, go find the Skitty, I'll help her into her apartment. We'll meet at the ice-cream parlor downtown." Solana announced. Lind narrowed his eyes.
"Why do you get to help her with her apartment?"
"Do you know how to pick a lock?" Solana asked pointedly. Lind and Keith both scowled and shook their heads. Solana smirked.
"See boys, I came from Hoenn and I was raised by a man that could be in front of you and still kick your behind." Solana stated proudly before walking away with the girl. Lind followed the women to the laboratory and Keith ran over to find the Skitty. In Ringtown, Larry's Taillow is the first mission, abut in Fall City, this lady's Skitty is their test so he knows exactly where they are.
Solana looked at the girl's apartment door. There was a crate in front of it.
"I think that the movers forgot to take it with them." The girl said sadly, "I think that a Makuhita might be able to move it."
Solana only pulled on a black glove with a red Cubone skull on it. She moved forward to the crate and smashed her fist down on it and watched the crate smash into a thousand pieces. Solana kicked the wood fragments on the nearby scrap newspaper.
The girl blinked.
"Would you like to come in for some tea?" The girl asked. Solana smiled and nodded while pocketing her glove. The girl and Solana walked into the apartment.
They found Bug Pokémon.
A whole Arceus load of Bug Pokémon.
The girl let out a scream and Solana reached for her Styler.
"CAPTURE ON!" Solana released her Capture Disc as it swirled around five different Pokémon at a time.
"Prank!" Solana told her Partner when a Venonat attacked the Capture Disc.
Prank shocked all of the Pokémon and had them ripe for the capture. Solana expanded her line to all of the Pokémon and caught them within ten seconds.
The girl looked up to see all of the Pokémon leaving by crawling out the window and Solana pocketing her Styler.
"Th-thank you… I just can't stand Pokémon… Oh, your tea!"
The girl brought out two cups and a plate of cookies.
After talking for a bit, Solana found out that the girl was Aphro, short of Aphrodite. She came to Fall City so she could work at the docks. She came from Hoenn, like her, but she came from Verdenturf. She also came to find work because her cousin, Wally, left to follow his dreams, which inspired her.
Solana looked over at her Styler and realized that she's been here for the last fifteen minutes. She stood up with promises to visit once she had the chance.
Solana ran and silently thanked that Mr. Trickster had her run endless mazes until she managed to get through them in less than half a minute. Not like she would actually thank him for that torture though.
Solana made to the ice cream parlor in 45 seconds and immediately plopped down next to the two blondes and picking up the extra bowl of ice-cream they got for her.
"I swear I never want to see another Skitty again." Keith moaned. Solana rolled her eyes and stole Lind's cherry before putting the entire thing in her mouth. After two seconds, she pulled out a single cherry stem with a knot in the middle. Keith smirked.
"Hey Solana, you know, Joel was able to tell us a couple of warnings because Spencer wouldn't stop running his mouth about you. Joel eventually had to disconnect the call." Keith chuckled. Solana rolled her eyes again.
"Oh please, you guys are—"
"Voicemail! Voicemail!" Rang out of Solana's pocket; upon flipping it open, she saw Spencer's face looking back at her.
"Hey Solana, just wondering if you made it to Fall City safe; Joel said you did, but I just wanted to make sure that you weren't terrorizing the other Rangers with baseball bats." Spencer told Solana with a smirk. Out of the corner of her eye, she could see the two blondes exchange smirks. Solana kicked them under the table and they yelped.
"Solana, did you hurt someone?" Spencer asked knowingly. Solana rolled her eyes.
"No, just playing footsies with these two blondes I just met." Solana replied in monotone. Spencer got red-faced and glared.
"Tell them that you're still on the clock as a ranger and get the hell out of there." Spencer told Solana. The three rangers looked at each other before bursting out laughing.
"I was just fucking with you Spence, no need to get so protective." Solana told her Leader with a smirk. Spencer's cheeks flushed.
"Oh well then, who are the two guys?"
"Lind and Keith; we're taking a break from patrol." Solana explained.
Spencer nodded.
"Look I gotta go, Murph says that he'll save you a copy of the limited edition Houndour Eevee Manga coming out, Abby says that you and her are going all out sleepover with the other girls once you get back, and Lunick says that Ringtown is quiet without you here to drive everybody mad." Spencer recited.
Solana smirked.
"And what do you say?" Solana asked. Spencer blinked.
"I say not to kill Aria, stay safe, and haul ass because you need to get back here and help me with these damned reports." Spencer told her.
"Anything else...?"
"Uh, gottagobye!"
Beep, beep, beep.
"He hung up." Keith said. Solana rolled her eyes.
"No duh, let's go back to the base."
