Zetsu came around the corner after hearing Kakuzu's furious tone, which had to be directed at Madara. His suspicion was confirmed when he saw them outside the bedroom door.

Kakuzu was towering over the Uchiha, using his height as an advantage to intimidate him snarling, "If you so much as even come within a foot of Olivia or Hidan, I will destroy you and make you suffer a fate worse than death."

Zetsu halted and didn't dare interfere as he was planning. It's been a while since I've seen Kakuzu so livid.

Madara however didn't seem fazed at all, he just stared the miser down without any signs of expression before speaking calmly, "Is that so? Well, then how do you expect me to inspect one of them without physical contact? I know for a fact Sasori won't allow me to touch his blonde…..again."

Kakuzu gritted his teeth, "You're a conniving bastard and deserve to have your throat slit open." Madara smirked, "Why thank you for the compliment." That did it. Zetsu leapt into action and took hold of Kakuzu's wrist to keep him from knocking the hell out of the raven.

He whispered firmly to him, "Calm down Kakuzu. If you anger him our lovers won't be restored back to normal. Is that what you want?" Still fuming, the miser jerked his arm away and stomped off as a response.

Hallway in hushed voices

Sighing with relief Zetsu turned to Madara, who was smirking now, "Perfect timing on protecting me Zetsu." Said man frowned, "I didn't do it for you." Hearing that, the smirk Madara had vanished, "Tch, then good luck curing them yourself."

Zetsu rested a hand on his shoulder before he turned to leave, "Stop it Madara." He snapped, "What?" "Stop acting like a child just because you didn't like what I said."

Those coal black eyes turned red before replying in a livid tone, "How dare you refer to me as a child, me, Madara Uchiha. The one….."

Zetsu silenced him with a simple finger being pressed against his lips and spoke calmly, almost soothing, "I know who you are and everything about your past aside from what's going on through that dense mind of yours. Spare me the lecture and listen to me for once."

Madara didn't reply or try to remove the finger so Zetsu continued, "We've shared a long history together and I consider you a friend. That's why I asked you for help."

Madara tried to interrupt but Zetsu kept on, "Whether or not you consider me as one I care about you, more than you know."

Those red eyes reverted back to normal in shock, "That's why I'm so persistent about you trying to get along with everyone; to make more friends. What the fuck would you do without me if I wasn't here? Who would you talk to?"

Madara averted eye contact and tensed, "Be a friend and help me." "Liar." "Hmm?" Madara glared back up at him, "You expect me to believe that you care for me? Pfft, you love my former host body not me."

Zetsu's grip on his shoulder tightened, "I'm in love with Tobi that's true, but I love you a great deal as a companion, friend, and I know you better than anyone to this day. So please help me get my lover back to normal."

Madara was silent for many minutes, still remaining stone face until he finally sighed, "Alright, I'll do it on one condition." "What?"

He smirked a little and patted the hand that was still on his shoulder, "Don't make me regret trusting you." "Never."

Lair

Tobi was impatiently pacing the room with his hands behind his back. "Tobi needs to get out of here and retrieve his lovely pets. How can he get out?"

He had already contemplated many strategies to leave this room, all failing attempts until…a wicked smirk spread across his lips, "Yes, why didn't Tobi realize this sooner; it won't take much time either. Tobi knows how to escape now."

Living room

Through a LOT of coaxing to Kakuzu from Zetsu, it was decided that Madara would inspect Olivia. "But why her?"

Zetsu rolled his eyes, "Because Hidan's the violent one! He won't fucking cooperate you know that!" Sasori scowled, "Deidara isn't much better either when it comes to temper." Kakuzu snapped, "What the hell does being temperamental have to do with anything?"

Itachi explained without opening his eyes, "It'll be simpler and we'll find a solution more quickly." Kisame gave his tired lover a faint grin, "You do have a point. Olivia is more laid back than Deidara and Hidan for sure." "Is this matter settled already?"

Kakuzu still wasn't happy AT ALL but agreed. "Just so he doesn't try anything, I'll be in the same room with him." Zetsu shook his head, "No, I'll do it. Considering your own temper right now that's not a good idea."

The miser was about to protest again but Sasori barked, "Just let Zetsu go with him. Better him than us!" Finally the matter was settled and Madara, followed by Zetsu, went into the room.

She was fiddling with some of Kisame's kunai out of boredom and when they came in she grinned, "Are you finally going to play with me?"

So tempting. Madara smirked, avoiding eye contact of course, "Almost, but first I have to inspect you." Her eyes lit up and purred, "Oooh, an inspection? A cavity search maybe?" Zetsu blushed and sat down in the corner muttering, "She better not keep doing that."

Madara waltzes over and pushed her down on the bed, "Not quite. You'll be the sick patient and I'm the physician who has to figure out what's wrong with you." "I like playing doctor." "I bet you do."

Zetsu tried not to make a face, "Would you please stop teasing her and get on with it before I have to leave?" Madara turned towards his friend, "You know I like to tease Zetsu. That's where the fun is." "Don't I though."

He leaned down and breathed into her ear, "Is my little patient ready?" She whimpered yes and tried to pull him closer but he held her wrists above her held, "Nuh-uh, patients aren't allowed to touch the doctor. It's the other way around."

He sent some chakra to his free hand, like a medical ninja would, and gently rubbed it along her body. He tried not to touch any precious areas since he was accommodating to Zetsu's request.

This jutsu is very interesting. It's completely spread throughout the body. "Pleeeeease~ come in here and fuck me Kuzu!" Zetsu and Madara both stared towards the open door and Zetsu poked his head out. "Kakuzu. Don't. Move!" "I'll be right back Madara."

Hallway

Kakuzu was staring intently at the door where Hidan was behind, really desiring to go in and fuck his lover's brain's out. Zetsu found it funny when he found out why Kakuzu was so aroused. "Come back to the living room and ignore him."

"How can I do that when he's clawing and moaning at the damn door like a cat in heat?" Hidan must have heard them talking and grew louder, "Kuzu~ I need you. I want your fat juicy cock in my ass!"

"The more we listen the harder it will be to get away. Let's go before I go in there." "I want to fuck him so bad it isn't funny." Zetsu practically had to drag Kakuzu away from the door to get him back in the other room where Kisame just put an icepack on Itachi's forehead.

"What's wrong with him?" Zetsu chuckled, "Hidan's in heat." Sasori smirked, "This jutsu turned them into sluts." "Well, Hidan was already like that to begin with so he didn't change much."

"Anyway, how's Itachi doing?" Kisame glanced at his lover who was stretched out on the couch, "A little better despite being weak still, but now he has a headache." "Did Tobi actually drain that much blood from him?" "It appears so, more than I thought."

Zetsu patted Kakuzu's back, "Feel better?" "No." "You can fix that problem I'm sure but I'm needed elsewhere." Before Zetsu left he pointed at Sasori, "Just a little piece of advice. Don't go near Deidara. He's making noises as well now."

Sasori turned a little pink and randomly broke out in conversation with Kakuzu, obviously getting ideas.

Bedroom…again

Zetsu entered back into the bedroom and his mouth dropped at what he saw. Madara was sitting on the edge of the bed with his head slightly tossed back in delight since Olivia was…uh…..never thought this would've happened…..giving him head.

Zetsu muttered in a low tone, "Do you not even listen to me earlier?" Madara beamed at him, "I did so and I'm true to my word." "Then why the fuck is she giving you a blowjob?"

There was that playful smirk again, "The agreement was for me not to touch her inappropriately; there was nothing said about her touching me. She was the one who started rubbing my crotch once I was concluded my research and I'm not complaining."

Zetsu scowled, "I can see that, now stop her." Madara ignored him and pushed her head down lower, "I'm so close though.""Now Madara!" "No. I'm about to cum." Zetsu threw his hands up in defeat with a held back curse.

Madara moaned softly when he released himself into her mouth, urging her to keep bobbing until he rode out his orgasm. When he was through, she tried to pull away but the Uchiha wasn't having that, "Did you swallow like a good patient?"

She shook her head no and he chuckled, "It's the doctor's prescription remember? You need to swallow it all down." Zetsu gave him that 'are you shitting me' look from his comment as she reluctantly did as he wanted.

"Now, say ah." She did and he smirked, "My little patient is going to be all better soon." "Are you quite finished?" "Fine! Fine! I'm done alright. Damn, I just wanted to have some fun."

Zetsu took him by the ear and led him out of the room, "You've had your fun so now tell the others what you found out." Madara actually grinned, "How many times must I ask you to top treating me like a child? I won't tell if you won't."

Zetsu chuckled, "I have a good mind to bend you over my knee and spank you."

Other POV

She solemnly sat there on the floor wiping the corners of her mouth as the other two left. It seemed to her that she was being used and didn't like that in the least. A few tears streamed down her cheeks. I want my master. At least he won't do that to me. He loves me.

She stood up, not bothering to wipe away her tears, and stood in front of the door. It was already open and she tried to see if she can go past the door frame…..and she could. They must've have forgotten to put a barrier up for me.

Without hesitation, she tiptoed down the opposite end of the hallway and went back into her bedroom. Tobi almost attacked, thinking it was one of the others, but when he saw it was his Olivee…..he smiled.

She ran into his welcoming arms crying and he was angry, "Why's Olivee crying?" She told him everything but what struck his interest the most were the search Madara did and the fact she was being used.

"A..Are you angry at me master?" He softened his angry expression and whispered, "No, Tobi's angry at them. My Olivee was being a good girl and needs to be treated like one. Have you fed?" She shook her head no.

He sat on the bed and pulled her onto his lap, "Drink." She frowned, "No, master needs his blood." He smirked and gripped the back of her neck, firmly pushing it towards him, "Tobi got plenty from earlier. Now drink or Olivee will be punished again."

She pouted but leaned closer, suckling a little on the skin before sinking her fangs into it, trying not to be rough. Tobi just grunted and soon began to moan. Once she got her fill she gently removed her fangs and suckled the wound.

"Olivee." "Yes master." He nuzzled her cheek and kissed it, "Tobi know how to escape now." "Really?" "Yes, but first," He gently pushed her back on the bed with a seductive purr, "Master Tobi wants to make his Olivee feel good again."

*Hidan and Tobi scowling at LOA*

LOA: What?

Tobi: LOA said there'd be sex!

Hidan: There fucking wasn't and we're pissed.

LOA *rolls eyes*: Are you sure this isn't really about Max supervising you too when you took me? AND getting rough like I knew you would?

Hidan *snorts*:….maybe

Tobi: He didn't have to take over once we were done playing.

LOA: hehehehe, I thought it was sexy. I had fun XD

Hidan: Whatever, just answer this fucking question. Will the real sex come in next chapter.

LOA: YES! I have the perfect combos too, you'll never guess who O.O

Hidan: Zetsu and Itachi?

Tobi: Oooh, Sasori and Kisame?

LOA: I ain't tellin, you'll have to wait and see on next chapter. Please review you readers ;)