Disclaimer: Oh how you are becoming a pain in my butt, my dear Disclaimer. I have said it before and sadly I'll have to say it again, I do not own Austin & Ally.
Hey guys! :D Sorry about the late update! But here it is...
Ally in Wonderland
"To die would be an awfully big adventure."
"What the heck was that?!" Austin yelled as he dropped his body down to the ground for cover.
Ally dropped down next to him, narrowly missing a large black ball flying towards her. Her big brown eyes widened in shock as she watched the cannonball smash into a nearby tree. "I think, that was a cannonball."
"A cannonball?!" Austin shrieked. "What reason could you possibly have for adding cannonball into this world?! What happened to your stand against violence, huh?"
"It never went anywhere," Ally snapped, as she began to climb to her feet only to throw herself back to floor seconds later as she spotted yet another cannonball heading her way."At the time I had a perfectly good reason for this."
"And that reason was?" Austin shouted over the sound of an incoming cannonball.
Ally opened her mouth to answer but was cut off by the sound of birds chirping. "Okay, I think we're safe."
"Are you sure?" Austin asked, looking around warily.
Ally nodded and dusted off her skirt. "Where are you going?" She asked as she spotted Austin heading left in the direction of where the cannonballs had previously been shot from.
"I figured we should check it out," Austin explained, eyeing a cannonball that was securely wedged in the bark of the tree Ally had placed her ear against moments ago.
Ally eyebrows at him in surprise. "Really? I thought you'd be too freaked out to do anything but run back towards the fountain."
Austin shook his head furiously. "Oh no! There is no way I am going anywhere near those weird fish again!"
"Heartreeps," Ally corrected. "Come on then. If you really want to check it out."
Austin thought this over as he walked side by side with Ally, their arms occasionally brushing each other. "Wait a minute! You know who shot them!"
"Well, yeah," Ally laughed. "I created this place, remember?"
Austin blushed. He had forgotten about that. There was something about this world which unnerved him, something that wasn't quite right, but Ally seemed fairly certain of herself and he trusted her judgement. He trusted Ally with everything, after all she had been the only person he'd confessed his fear of umbrellas to.
Austin was just about to ask her where the cannonballs had come from when he noticed the trees beginning to clear. Out in front of him just beyond the last of the trees was a small stretch of sand and after that an ocean. An ocean of Caribbean blue water, that lapped at the sand and crashed against the rocks. Out in the ocean however was a large pirate ship, which even the sight of it left Austin feeling awestruck, it was like something out of Pirates of the Caribbean only... better.
For what felt like the hundredth time that day yet another cannonball was shot in their direction. The pair narrowly dodged it as it crashed into the sand.
"Sorry!"
Austin recognised that voice. It was the voice of... "Dez?"
Flying towards them was a lanky boy with a mop of ginger hair, his body clad in green everything. Austin couldn't help but laugh in amusement at seeing his friend wearing tights. Finally, Dez could understand how uncomfortable wearing tights had been when they had shot the commercial for Suzy's soups. "Austin!" The boy grinned as he landed softly on the sand. "I haven't seen you around in a while. What happened to your clothes?"
"What d'you mean?" Austin asked, looking down at his outfit. It was nothing out of the ordinary, he always wore this sort of thing. Right down to his truck boxers, not that he was going to point that out to Dez in front of Ally.
Ally placed a hand on Austin's shoulder and turned to Dez, "He's just trying something different out Dez."
Dez nodded but he's facial features soon contorted into a look of severe shock, "Allyson?! What are you doing here? Should you be getting ready to -"
Ally slapped her hand over Dez's mouth to shut him up but this was only successful for a few seconds for Dez licked her hand. "Ew! Dez!"
"You taste like... liquid soap," Dez stated, oblivious to Ally's look of disgust. "As I was saying, shouldn't you be getting ready to mar - Oh! I get it now! Austin got to you in time!" Dez beamed at Austin and clapped his hand on the shorter boy's shoulder. "Congratulations buddy! I always knew you had it in you."
"Had what in me?"
Both Dez and Ally opened their mouths to explain but were cut off when Austin was knocked to the ground by what he at first assumed to be a cannonball.
Austin groaned clutching his stomach, his face in the sand.
"Austin! Are you okay?" Ally asked, kneeling in the sand beside him.
"Yeah, fine. Really. I think I may have just peed into my lungs though..."
Dez laughed, "I did that once."
Ally glanced up at Dez worried for his sanity and then back down at Austin who was currently rolling around in pain. "It's okay Austin, you'll be fine in a minute. The effects of being hit with a gnome only last a few moments."
"What?"
"Well, you weren't hit by a cannonball," Ally explained.
"You were hit by a gnome," Dez jumped in, holding up the small, grumpy looking man in his hand. "These things just keep trying to escape, though none of them have tried this yet."
Dez laughed at the gnome who was kicking and swearing blindly in his hands. Ally shook her head at the interaction in front of her, when had she mentioned gnomes in her book?
Austin winced in pain as he climbed to his feet, aided by Ally. "I think I'm okay now."
"Are you sure, Austin?"
"Yeah, I'm good," Austin smiled at her before turning to take a good look at the gnome in Dez's hand. It had tiny feet no bigger than Ally's hands and taking in its outfit Austin couldn't really blame the little guy for being angry. The small gnome was wearing a ridiculous red hat which was probably bigger than him, and a yellow shirt decorated with oranges. If Austin was forced out in a shirt like that, he too would be more than a little irritated.
"Dez, why don't you go return this little guy to the ship and then -"
"I can hang out with you and Austin!" He grinned. "Yay! I feel like I haven't seen you guys in forever! I'll be right back."
Austin watched as his friend flew away over the sparkling blue waters. "How come he can fly and we can't? And what's up with the tights?"
"I based him off of a character from a book I read once. Peter Pan."
"Why?"
"Because he's the boy who never grew up," Ally smiled sadly.
Ally had a point, and to be honest that frightened Austin slightly. It wasn't that he didn't adore Dez because he did, the guy was his first friend and his best friend for as long as he could remember, but what if Dez was like Peter Pan? What if Dez never grew up? That could land him in a lot of trouble one day... Austin rolled his eyes at his own thoughts. He was being stupid. Of course Dez would mature. Heck! Sometime Dez was even more mature than he was! Besides there was plenty of time to be mature in the future, right now they could be as silly as they wanted. They were still teenagers after all.
"Am I here too?" Austin asked excitedly. "Can we meet me? Please Ally! Please!"
Ally however was unable to reply due to the arrival of Dez and his babble about some hat he'd seen in a store in the town and how he couldn't decide wether or not to buy it because it didn't quite match the shoes he was wearing at the time. The smile of his face shrunk when Ally explained that he could have just bought a different pair of shoes too.
The trio walked back through the forest, talking animatedly among themselves. Ally and Dez laughing when Austin screamed like a little girl when he thought he'd seen another gnome. It turns out the 'scary gnome' had just been a cute bunny rabbit. Their stroll was quite pleasant until Austin felt himself yet again being thrown across the floor and then jumped on by Ally and Dez who had screamed at him to, "DUCK!"
I hope you liked the chapter :) Thanks for reading! Trish will arrive soon though, I promise! There will be a prize for whomever can guess correctly as to which character Trish is going to be based off you will win a special shout out :)
Mika Door - :L Yeah, Dallas... Oooooo! I can actually completely see that! Though, without sounding mean I wish River would just disappear for good now -_- I just find her really irritating, I don't even know why :L
KR Blake - Hmmm... well, I'm not entirely sure the Whispering Willows were even talking about Dallas to begin with ;D
Queenc1 - Maybe...
Man-Suz-She - I still read SWAC fics on occasion, but since it ended the archive sorta died and I ended up here and I'm glad I did :)
aburke2016 - :D to you too
LittleBlueRidnigHood - I continued!
sakuraflowerstar - OH MY GOSH! PLEASE DON'T BE DEAD! D:
gothgirlbites - you my friend, are psychic D
Auslly's Stegosaurus - Do you now? do you really? :P
Pink Girafficorn - Honestly, I do love your name. Well, I do try :P
LiMeADDeLOVES-life - Have no fear I won't be abandoning this any time soon :P
So there we have it! Chapter seven did you guys enjoy? Also, did you guys go and read 'GOD FORSAKEN HIGH SCHOOL' like I said? If you didn't then you should be kicking yourselves right now because you have missed out on an amazing story! Especially the most recent chapter, chapter 14 which was AWESOME! But if you did go and read it, then give yourself a little pat on the back. Go on. Do it. I won't judge you :P There, don't you feel good about yourself now? :)
Anywhoodle, that's it from me tonight. I hope you all have a good day/night wherever it is you all are. I know that here it has been raining all day but I did get to go see the new Ted movie which was super funny, but also kinda sad. For those of you who have seen it you'll understand :')
Peace Out Suckahs!
Evie xx
PS. If you didn't get my oh so subtle hint, GO READ 'GOD FORSAKEN HIGH SCHOOL'! That is all :)