SAM'S ROOM

Sam pulled Vala into the room and shut the door. She looked down at the floor before looking slowly up at Vala and then over to the baby. She was trying to comprehend what she just heard come of Jack's mouth. He had almost burned down the house with the baby and friends in just one Sunday afternoon.

"Vala, I want to thank you for saving my husband's life this afternoon. Because I am seriously going to injure him, not kill, but injure him. I don't want the baby growing up thinking his father was killed in action. A stupid action, but none the less, killed in action."

Vala just looked at Sam and busted out laughing.

"Valaaaa, this is not funny."

"Oh, yes it is. Your husband, my husband, and his possums almost burned the house down via marshmallow gram."

"That's "posse".

"Who cares; the elite SG1 team, although be it half of the team, put a hole in the roof, tried to put out a little ole fire, had those poor fireman climb up a little ladder putting out a marshmallow fire. And what do we do? We come in like mud storm troopers in towels Sam. I'm sure the neighbors got an eye full once with the fire and then with the mud queens entering the scene. Chalk it up with one sticky baby and then a muddy baby. He has to be the cleanest child on the block. I say we're; what does Daniel always say? Ah, par for the court."

"That's par for the course, Tit for tat, and all that."

"Yeah, that too. Said Vala.

"Look Sam, he knows he's in trouble, he knows he's going to make it up to you and man will he make it up to you. He protected the baby, there's no psychological harm; that will probably come later and well, it's been a pretty nice day."

Sam shook her head and looked at the baby and started laughing too.

"Shh, shh, they'll hear us. I don't want Jack thinking he's off the hook. I have to think of something to get back at him. He's a three star General for crying out loud, I have to think of a three star plan to get him for all of this."

"Well darling, let's put our heads together and come up with a plan, hmmm.

"Jack? It's been nice knowing you." Said Daniel. "I will miss you and the times we had together."

"Yeah, me to." Said Cam. "I've been told that you could come thru in any pinch, but you're about to go through the Sam zone, not twilight, but the Sam zone."

"I too O'Neill have been honored to serve with you. It has been most interesting. I will miss you; I will send my regards to the Jaffa nation." Said Teal'c.

"You know, the mind is a terrible thing to waste and you guys forgot, I didn't forget I have your secrets."

Daniel interrupted. "You forget, you're going to be dead soon and so will all our little secrets with you."

"Daniel, Daniel, Daniel. You don't know we werry well, haaahaaa, silly wabbit."

Daniel stepped back from Jack. "Why does he sound like Elmer Fudd?"

Questionably Teal'c asked. "Who is this Elmer Fudd?"

Daniel thought, should I? Teal'c will be buying DVD's now. Oh well.

Daniel explained. "Elmer Fudd was Bugs Bunnies' arch enemy. Elmer could never catch that silly rabbit because he was always one step ahead of him."

"Then O'Neill is the rabbit."

"No O'Neill is no rabbit, he's Elmer Fudd. Sam is the rabbit."

"Ahhh, this explains much. Thank you Daniel my friend."

"Wait a minute." Said Jack. "I mean I'm the one with a plan and you my good and faithful friends are going to help me put it into action."

Sounding like Gary Coleman. "What you talkin about Jack?" Cam interjected.

"We, and I do mean "we"; are going to placate my wife and your wife Daniel so they will be eating out of our little hands. I'm not a General for nothing you know."

Cam, Daniel and Teal'c just shook their heads knowing their we're getting deeper and deeper into trouble.