Author's Note: I've been having lots of ideas recently.

Signing up for a gym membership was the sure way to get as strong as Miyagi. I couldn't do much yet, but soon I'd be making gourmet meals and having awesome muscles. Everyone around me was either some old housewife looking to drop a few pounds, or scary body builder types except one. I settled next to him and looked at his ID. Takahashi Misaki, M University 3rd year. "What brings you here?"

The wide eyed brunette that was Misaki looked over at me. "I'm trying to gain stamina." He looked so determined I couldn't deny he could do it.

"Why? Are you running a marathon?" Misaki didn't look old. He also didn't sound old. He had a very cute voice, it was smaller than his was. He wasn't very tall, just the average height for a Japanese male, maybe an inch under. He was wearing new workout clothes that he probably bought recently.

"No. I'm not running a marathon, but I need to learn to run fast." Misaki was touching his toes and doing all kinds of weird stretches. He probably didn't notice the people staring at him. He was talking quietly, but the people nearest to us were definitely listening to our conversation. I hated nosy people.

"If you aren't running a marathon, then why?" Misaki grabbed some weights. They were small, but at least he was honest.

"You know how guys are always chased around by girls in anime?"

"Yeah, I guess." I doubted girls were chasing him around. I guess a lot of girls did like cute things.

"Well I have something ten times worse than that. You see I must give off homopheromones or something." What? That was the most ridiculous thing I've heard all day. "My boyfriend is really grumpy when he wakes up and I can never get away from him in time! He is always catching me off guard and throwing me over his shoulder and just taking me anywhere. So if I can run faster I might possibly be able to escape from him." His boyfriend?

"Oh. So you need to gain stamina to run away from your boyfriend? Is he mean or something?" Misaki got a weird look on his face.

"No he isn't mean. Under that tough exterior he is lovable. The key is I can't just tell him I love him all the time. He'll get cocky if I do that. He takes me lots of places and takes care of lots of things for me, but sometimes he can be a demon." By now the girls next to us were leaning so much forward they weren't disguising that they were listening. Misaki didn't seem bothered.

"I guess I'm here for a similar reason." I finished with my stretching. "You see I have a big boyfriend, but I'm really small." Misaki nodded.

"Curse these tiny bodies." He really said that. I'm not lying. "Thinking about it yesterday...there doesn't seem to be a straight guy around me. I just keep getting shocked over and over again. I would've taken you for someone with a girlfriend. I guess not." Misaki talked a lot. Mostly about The Kan, his evil boyfriend, and school. He gave me tips on cooking, so that I could stop making cabbage all the time. Those girls were listening in to everything we said, I realized Misaki was just ignoring them. He would get annoyed, but he hid it pretty well.

"Oi! Misaki!" I turned around to see a well dressed guy standing with a cigarette between his lips.

"Usagi-san! I said I would call you when I was done!" That was his boyfriend! The guy was gorgeous from anyone's standards.

"Last time you walked home on your own." He was standing in front of us now. I could see why Misaki would keep getting captured by this guy.

"That's the point in getting in shape Usagi-san! The gym is right by the house." His eyes only narrowed. Misaki didn't seem to know when he was setting this guy off.

"Misaki has told me all about you." I stuck out my hand. After a brief introduction I found out he was Usami Akihiko, a leading novelist.

"Misaki told you about me?" He seemed to be bored, but reading his expression further he was amused.

"Yeah this whole time." Misaki was wiping himself off with a towel.

"He probably said bad things." This guy was as confident as they came.

"I did not!" How did these two make a good couple?

"We just have a similar problem to each other." Miyagi walked in. "Oh, great."

"Oi! Shinobu!" Deja vu. Old people were alike I guess.

"Oh it's the dean. He's not wearing clothes to be working out." Misaki peeked around me.

"That's who I was talking about. My boyfriend." Misaki's mouth popped open.

"No way! What a brave soul you are Shinobu. He's a lot older than you." Misaki waved at Miyagi. He walked over.

"Ah, Akihiko-san." Miyagi looked like he just woke up from a nap. "What brings you here?"

"Picking up what's mine." He pointed to Misaki.

"Usagi-san!" Misaki was bright red. He picked up his bag and angrily left with his...owner trailing after him.

I just realized how impossible my task was. I don't think I'd ever beat Miyagi and Misaki was hopeless. I hope he realized it soon.