thanks for the reviews! i notice i tortured the ff: ppol: kiba, Shikamaru, Shino. maybe it's because they're good looking ahehe. i guess that's it. guess i'll have to torture more characters. wahahha! runs off with a knife to find characters to torture RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!! (no worries, it's a butter knife lol!)
"What did he just say?" Sakura asked. Shikamaru is a mother lover! Disgusting!!! Hinata was in a relief that her mother passed away but then again she is now sad crying about her mother being gone. Kiba got up from his sleep after hearing this. "Yeah, what did he say?" Kiba yelled then went near to Hinata.
"You'll be fine, Hinata. Heck, you've got nothing to worry if Shikamaru kissed your mom" Kiba supported her as Hinata smiled but then Kiba frowned and opened his eyes. "NO! SHIKA YOU CAN'T KISS MY MOM! DISGUSTING, MAN!" Kiba yelled pointing at Shikamaru.
"Did I hear right? That Shika wants to kiss his own mom?" Choji thought but shook it off. That's just sick. Shikamaru's not like that...right? Now Choji wasn't sure as he lost the appetite to continue eating his chips. "How can you three be not like afraid about this?" Ino yelled at Naruto, Neji and Sasuke.
The three were shock but shook it off and was not afraid. " my brother killed the clan especially my parents so nothing worry" Sasuke said as deep inside he wanted to shift his avenger side on getting Tenten's heart to placing that side to killing his brother, Itachi.
"My parents are gone, too" Neji said simply. "Dattebayo! I don't have parents!" Naruto exclaimed as Ino would have taken pity on them but was still shock and at the same time afraid of Shikamaru.
"Shika, what did you just seriously say?" Ino asked for an explanation. "Shikamaru said-" " assumed" "thank you" the hell? Why am I correcting him? I should be saving my dignity! Shikamaru thought and was freaking out that there was only one thing to do.
"Shikamaru assumed that not only does he want to kiss your mom, Ino but also to-"
GASP!
Now I'm not lying anymore about this gasp since it really happen coz...
SHIKAMARU KISSED LEE!!!
AHHHH!!!!!!!!
Everyone was now in total shock. Frozen in their spots. Seconds seems like hours to their eyes as they saw this dreadful Yaoi scene. IT CAN'T BE!!!
Next thing you know they just fainted except Shikamaru. "Oh men, this is troublesome." Shikamaru mumbled. "Hmm...since everyone fainted, I guess I'll sleep to be in the crowd" Shikamaru smiled as one second he was on the ground, the next second he was fast asleep.
"Guys? I'm supposed to be kissing Mr. Eyes, even if I don't want to!" Tenten said as no one could hear her. "Okay, I guess, I'll just wait since I've been doing this ever since the game started." Tenten said out louder.
She sighed. She didn't want to remove the forehead protector that was blindfolding her eyes. She would actually like to surprise herself from knowing who the three guys were. She actually can't believe she has to be the first girl to be paired with.
Let's see about Mr. Eyebrows. He's being cute. With that haiku of his, I just found out I look like a panda. Though, I wouldn't get why he's scared of them. Panda's are cute and all. And can you believe it? He called me cute! Wee! The kiss was kind of touching. Really! Though the weights...that's just weird.
Wait...
Eyebrows? Weights? Could it be Lee? He has thick eyebrows and he uses weights!
NAH!
Onto the next one.
About Mr. Eyes. He seems such a perv and all. Total perv. Kunai inserted to the shuriken? I might have puked. He's so sick. He has to get a life! With that haiku of his. Men, I could have had my insides gone on the outsides, if ya know what I mean. Demented asshole...
Eyes...well, there are a lot of possibilities. Naruto has Kyuubi's eyes yet he can't be Mr. Eyes since he is the speaker of Mr. Forehead. Kiba has those evil eyes but...can't be. I don't talk to him. Shino has his eyes hidden, no; Shino's the speaker of Mr. Eyebrows.
One thing's sure.
It's either Sasuke or Neji. Sasuke has the Sharingan while Neji has the Byakugan.
But can those two be pervs? They're prodigies! Darn, Mr. eyes hard to find out all right.
Now Mr. Forehead...I love his first answer. Though, his haiku is so pointless! He so didn't make an effort on that haiku. It's like Naruto thought about that haiku. Men, and to think that there was a possibility that I would choose that Mr. Forehead.
Yet...who's Mr. Forehead? Damn, this is hard. Who knows...?
But weirdly, this game gained me up coincidence. They treated me as a girl. Sure, I kind of have a tomboy appearance and want to be talked to like a guy. But being respected as a girl is also what I wanted. And here I have it. Sigh, thank goodness everyone was bored and Ino thought of this.
Oh well, I'll have to wait for the kiss. The one with the best kiss will be the one.
Speaking of which, where's my kiss? I'm waiting! They're taking it too long.
"Gawsh, what happened?" Ino sat up properly as everyone seems to awaken from their faints. "What the hell happened?" Kiba had fainted behind the fainted Hinata. Hinata sat up first before Kiba. As soon as Kiba sat up his forehead bumped the back of Hinata's head. "Ow!" they both expressed.
"sorry, Hinata." Kiba said and moved to sit beside Hinata. Her hair smells like lavender, though. He thought.
"Youthful friends. We should continue the game, right?" Lee asked as Shino just nodded. "I wonder what happened..." Naruto said and scratched his head. " maybe we're in a genjutsu! Everyone stop your chakra flow!" Naruto warned as everyone just looked at him dumbly.
"I highly doubt that, Naruto" Neji and Sasuke said at the same time as they looked at each other.
"Poser" was yet again the word they thought in their minds to describe each other. They crossed their arms and looked away. "My chips are crashed!" Choji yelled as he took the pack. "but then again, it's still eatable" Choji said and started to munch on chips.
"Guys, seriously! What happened here?" Sakura asked as no one didn't respond. "BAKA! SOMETHING HAPPENED? DON'T YOU GUYS CARE?!" Sakura yelled as Shikamaru's sleep was disturbed as he woke up from his sleep.
"Eh?" Shikamaru replied as Sakura grunted.
"Let's just carry on the game, Mr. Eyes. Kiss her" Ino said. "Sure" Sasuke said.
(Seriously, after you finish fainting can you not remember at least something? so weird, lol!)
Ino was sweating and was getting worried. I want to kiss Sasuke...so badly. This is so unfair! Well at least Sasuke's not going to kiss my mom unlike someone who wants to kiss my mom so badly. Ino glared at Shikamaru as Shikamaru was sweating madly.
Sakura's lips were trembling as she saw Sasuke now sitting in front of a blindfolded Tenten sitting on the ground. Why are my lips trembling? Sakura thought.
COZ WE LOVE SASUKE STILL! DAMN AND I THOUGHT WE WERE OVER HIM! Inner Sakura complained.
But I love Shino. Why go back to Sasuke?
I DON'T KNOW! YOU'RE ME! THE HELL?! LET'S GO TO SASUKE, SHALL WE?
Okay, besides Shino's being a turn off.
TOTALLY! SINCE HE IS THE WEIRDO'S SPEAKER. HAHA!
Lee's a good guy. Nothing wrong about that. It's just weird that he's covering everything except his face. Yet he covers his eyes with the glasses and mouth with the collar.
I SAY! ALL WE COULD SEE IS HIS NOSE! AND TO THINK WE THOUGHT HE'S HOT AND ALL. A GUY SHOWING HIS NOSE IS HOT? DAMN, WE'RE CRAZY!!!
Sakura nodded as she was nervous. Why can't Sasuke kiss me? Sakura thought.
"Sakura..." "What Choji?" Sakura replied. "You love Sasuke, don't you?" Choji asked munching on his chips. "ye...yeah" Sakura said now sure. Choji has something in his mind. I wonder what could it be.
"Just asking" Choji said simply and continued munching on chips.
And to think my hopes of Choji being up to something is high...guess not. Sakura thought and sighed heavily.
"So what shampoo are you using?" Kiba asked as Hinata turn to look at Kiba with curious eyes. "Why do you ask?" Hinata asked. "Well, coz..." Kiba scratched his head and thought. If I tell her that I want to know since her hair smell good she might think I want to touch her which I don't intend to of course…I think…
Tch, in my dreams...well, yeah, I dream of touching her...err...actually not really, hehe (me:pashaw! yeah, right, you're like Shikamaru)
"Well, coz..." Kiba gulped. "Um..." Kiba was still thinking. Come on...think properly like Shikamaru (as if Shikamaru thinks properly wahaha) stop interrupting my thoughts. (Sorry, hehe)
"I love your hair! It's so smooth and silky! I want that kind of hair, too! Mine is like so spiky and greasy so it's like so annoying!" Kiba said placing his hands on Hinata's shoulders gently. Damn, I sound so gay. (Yep, you are) didn't I tell you to- (ok, I'll type, sheesh)
"oh...Kiba-kun!" Hinata hugged Kiba as Kiba smiled then grin. So you get girls to hug you by complimenting on how you want to get their hair? Coolio! "Why didn't you tell me that you're gay, Kiba-kun? Well, I actually use Blooms shampoo and its lavender scented. There are lots of scents to try out. Kiba, you should try out coconut scented since your hair has the same color of it and all. By the way, did you know..." Hinata was still blabbering as Kiba was in shock. With reasons.
1- I can't believe she thinks I'm gay!!!
2- she's actually talking a lot...like Ino!
3- She suggested coconut? But I want white rose scented!
4- Damn, now I'm complaining what scent I want. This has got to stop!
"...so basically, all Blooms shampoo are successful as long as you follow what I just say, got it, Kiba?" Hinata smiled then giggled. Cute giggle. Kiba smiled. "Kiba?" Hinata asked. "Huh?" Kiba replied. Hinata's eyes showed anger before saying. "Do you want me to say it again?" "Uh..." Kiba was getting scared. "coz I love saying it over and over again, anyway" Hinata was back to being like a smiley and started to explain again. Me and my big mouth Kiba thought.
"Mr. Eyes?" Tenten whispered as Sasuke leaned and kissed her on the lips softly for a few seconds...
...which Tenten tend to kiss back as now Sasuke kissed her more.
"HEY, YOU! THAT'S ENOUGH!!!" Ino yelled. " YEAH!!!" Sakura yelled. "What? I thought you love Shino?" Ino asked her. "well, I'm back to loving Sasuke" " but you can't! I want him!" "WHAT?!"
Ino and Sakura were now in a catfight as Sasuke was still kissing Tenten.
"KIBA! You're missing this! Catfight, dude!!!" Choji shouted as he was watching the scene and munching on his chips wildly. "Believe me, Choji. If you can read my thoughts, I would totally watch the catfight yet Hinata is still blabbering about Blooms shampoo. If only I didn't ask. (I could tell Choji) really? Thanks! (You know what I change my mind, you keep snobbing me and all so you deserve this, ta ta...)
"Wait argh!" Kiba said loudly. "Eh? Can't you catch up? Guess I'll say it again but this time slowly" Hinata said as Kiba's eyes bulged out. The torture! Damn you making me suffer (oh please, you're not the only one I'm torturing. nyahaha) whatever. If Hinata wasn't cute and all I would have hit her (you mean hit on her? weirdly you're the first character that I talk to) hit on her? Of course I would...if I have the guts. And it's an honor that I'm the first. (Honor? whatever, I'm just stalling, see ya)
"YOSH! Let's save them, Shino!" Lee announced as he waited for Shino to agree with him. "No" Shino said simply with his deep voice as always. "Huh? But you're now one of the people who understand youth! How could you not save them from wasting their youth with anger?" Lee asked with tears stinging in his eyes.
"Whoa, wait, don't cry! I just don't feel like saving. Coz that youth stuff doesn't make sense..." Shino admitted it as Lee was surprised. "Besides..." Lee wondered now. "...I like catfights." Shino said as Lee's face dropped dumbly. "Fine! It'll be like this, I'll do it myself!" Lee said and started to charge.
"I'll help" Neji said simply. "my eternal rival...you're gonna help me?" Lee said. "Tch, whatever" Neji said as they both went near to the two. Neji pulled Sakura away as Lee pulled Ino away. Aww, I wanted to pull Sakura away myself. Oh well, at least Sakura's free from harm.
"YOU TWO STOP KISSING!" Sakura yelled as Sasuke let go and just smirked then went back to his seat. "Success" Sasuke smiled as Naruto went near him. "YOU'RE A TOTAL PERV!" Naruto yelled.
"Whatever. I saw you drooling over the catfight." Sasuke defended himself. "What?! I wasn't!" Naruto yelled as he crossed his arms with curved eyebrows. "Then why is the side of your mouth looking wet then?" Sasuke asked as Naruto knew he was caught. "Shut up, teme!" Naruto argued. "Right right." Sasuke said and let go of the topic. Naruto's still a dobe.
"O...m...g...Mr. Eyes is such a good kisser." Tenten said heavenly as everyone gave responses with just silence though you could hear Hinata talking. "so Mr. Forehead you next?" Tenten asked. Let's see if he could beat Mr. Eyes.
"um, okay, yeah...Mr. Forehead...you're wanted..." Ino coughed. Sakura went back to sit with Hinata who was still talking as Kiba was getting bored. "so basically that's it, got it?" "Yes, I totally got it!" Kiba lied. Finally! "Hinata you two talking about Blooms shampoo? I use cherry scented!" Sakura said as the girls squealed with girliness as Kiba's face was dumbfounded.
"So Kiba there's actually another explanation of the existence of Blooms shampoo" Sakura said as Hinata was in shock in a happy way. "Really? Amazing! Please tell!" Hinata said excitingly. "yeah, Kiba, you gotta listen coz this is really basic." Sakura said. "And if I don't?" Kiba smiled evilly.
"IF YOU DON'T, I'LL KICK YOUR ARSE TO HELL, YA GOT THAT?!" Sakura yelled near Kiba face while lifting up his shirt strongly. "Okay...got it" Kiba squeaked as Sakura settled herself and started to explain while Hinata was listening intently about this. Kiba's face gave only one expression: boredom.
"Men...I lost the bet." Choji said complaining as Shino took out his hand. "Give it to me." Shino said calmly. "Fine..." Choji grunted and gave his pack of chips to Shino. "It's nice knowing you" Shino smiled behind his collar as Choji went back to the audience spot.
"SHINO! I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU! You were betting? It is unyouthful!" Lee said angrily. "So?" Shino raised his eyebrow. "hey, Naruto, come here" Shino said as Naruto came. "What, dude?" Naruto asked as Shino was waving the packs of chips in Naruto's eyes. "No way...you got Choji's pack of chips?" Naruto asked as Shino nodded with a smile. "That's impossible" Naruto said. "Remember the deal..."Shino reminded.
"AGAIN! UNYOUTHFUL! DOUBLE DEALS WITH A BET! UNBELIEVABLE!" Lee yelled as he stormed off and sat near a nearby tree...so yeah he wasn't that far. "What's up, Lee?" Shikamaru asked calmly. No one remembers the kiss so I wouldn't care less. "Up is the beautiful sky that gives fluffy white clouds of delight showing how this day can be so youthful!" Lee said happily then looked at Shino. "If only some people would understand youth." Lee muttered as his teeth grind.
"Troublesome" Shikamaru said as he sat back and took a nap while Lee was talking nonsense again about youth. At least Lee doesn't talk about Sasuke like Ino. Shikamaru thought. Ah, Ino...he thought before drifting to his nap.
"Thanks for wishing luck on me, Hyuuga" Sasuke smiled. "That luck I wished on you is bad not good!" Neji cleared out. "Heh. Seems like everything you want will be reversible. Tell me, do you like Tenten?" Sasuke smiled. "yeah, she's my team mate after all...and my sparring partner" Neji said. "I mean like her like her" Sasuke said in detail. "No" Neji lied.
"If so then you should be kissing her slightly. Once I know you kissed her full on then that means you like her. So if that happens, I guess I'm gonna have to beat you bad. If you really like her as a team mate then I wouldn't have any competition and just let Lee win. Your choice..." Sasuke made a deal as Neji grunted and walked to go kiss Tenten.
hmm...what should I choose...if I kiss her full on Sasuke might win since he does a lot of effort...if I kiss simply he will let Lee win...not Lee! I don't want to lose to Lee or Sasuke...men...
...hn.
lol, i should stop interrupting people's thoughts wehehe. hmm, Naruto's not acting well...that active so next chapter i'll do something about him. i mean come on all i ever let him do is say 'you're a perv' and let him walk away, that's it! lol!
oh and Blooms shampoo doesn't exist. duh! hehe...
thanks for people who reviewed! TY! TY! TY!
what else to say about this...ohh...well, if you think i like sasuke kissing tenten well you're wrong...i just had a writer's block pop out and had to defeat it with a sasuten pair. so sorry! but if i didn't do that then you wouldn't be reading this at all! ever!
so yeah that's all. while you wait for the next chapter read my other fics. i took a hard time on them, too. tell me what you think about 'em, keii? tnx.
see ya, psych!
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