Kagome read the files, a bored look on her face. She rested her head on her fist, letting out a sigh. She flung her head back and stared at the others upside down. She raised a brow at Mello's expression. He seemed to be deep in thought, staring at the floor. Getting an idea to tease him in front of the others, she grinned.

"Oi, Mels!" Kagome called, snapping him out of his thoughts. He looked at her with a slight exasperated look.

"What?" He muttered, staring at her with a raised eyebrow. He took a bite out of his chocolate.

"Was your dad a baker? Because you have a nice set of buns." She said with a straight face. Mello started coughing.

"Wh-whAT?"

"If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against me?"

"H-hang on-"

"Do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants."

"Wh-"

"You've been a bad boy. You're grounded; in my room."

"Hold on-"

"I like inexperienced men."

This time, Kagome didn't let him speak, watching his reactions with a smirk.

"I wish you were soap so I could feel you all over me. You be the ice berg, I'll be the titanic and I'll go down on you."

Mello looked horrified.

"I'm board, would you like to nail me? Your clothes would look good on my bedroom floor. May I pleasure you with my tongue? Do you want an Australian kiss? It's like a French kiss but down under." After that last one, Kagome burst out laughing and fell out of her chair. Mello's face was bright red.

"Sango, what the hell brought this on?" One of the men questioned, laughing behind his hand. When Kagome calmed down and made her way back on to the spinny chair, she stared at the still blushing Mello with a serious expression.

"I was bored." She said simply. "What better way to cure it than embarrass Mello with many pick up lines?" Kagome sent Mello a wink. He glared at her, as redder than a strawberry.

"Grr, I hate you, Sango." Mello grumbled, folding his arms and looking away.

"Aww, love you too, Mello!" Kagome grinned at him. "Wanna take me up on some of those offers."

"Why you-!"

"Now, now, calm down, Mello." One of the men laughed. "You don't want to turn down an offer from Sango, right?" He teased.

"Oh, calm yourself, I was just kidding. I'm a virgin too." Kagome grinned at Mello, who stammered.

"Y-you calling me a virgin!?" He exclaimed.

"Oh? So you're not?" Kagome rose her eyebrow.

"I-I didn't say that!"

"So you are?"

"Pfft, he's a virgin, all right." Another man called. Mello glared at him, telling him to shut up.

"Wow, really?" Kagome giggled, tilting her head. "I didn't expect that, I thought lots of girls would have thrown themselves at you for a good, quick fuck." She smirked at him. Mello wasn't sure if he should feel offended or complimented.

"I'm not sure if you were complimenting or offending him." The boss stated, looking at her. Kagome glanced at him, her smirk widening.

"Offending. Basically calling him a man whore." Kagome laughed behind her hand.

"Why you little brat! Stupid cu-"

"Ah ah ah! Don't say that word." Kagome tisked. "Naughty boy, don't say the c-word."

"Grr!" Mello clenched his fists. His hand grabbed his gun and he cocked it, aiming it at her. Kagome pulled out her own, smirking in retaliation.

"Wanna try it, blondie?" Kagome called, making him growl. "I know you won't shoot me, anyways."

"Oh yeah?!" Mello yelled.

This continued for a while and the others exited the room as it was normal. The two had set their guns down, shooting back and forth, Kagome as calm as ever and Mello beyond angry. Mello walked over to Kagome as she rose to her feet, grabbing her by the front of her shirt and bringing her closer to his face.

"You fucking bitch, I'll-" Mello stopped, staring at her. The fire in her eyes was bright and fascinated him. Kagome raised her eyebrow in question.

"Mello, you even listening to me?" She questioned. Mello blinked, realising what was happening. "I was wondering if you were all right, you spaced out and cut off in the middle of a sentence. Are you sick?" Kagome lifted a hand and pressed it to his forehead. Mello immediately yanked back, releasing his grip on her shirt.

"I'm fine!" He yelled before storming out of the room. Kagome blinked, just standing there.

"Well that was unusual." She mumbled before getting back to work.

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I have a question for you guys. Have you ever had a crush on someone who was so dense that even if you sent them many pick up lines, you would have to explain everything and then get rejected? I HAVE

Not fun xD