Bestest Friend Part 2
Setting: Everybody is sitting in class. Most of them are staring into their text books and others are starring out the window or sleep. Zim happens to be reading the book about astronomy but quietly pushes it away and stares over at Day and Jiz who are already asleep and Jiz is starting to drool boringly on the book. Then the principal barges in and the class raises their heads and imedently stares at the door. The principal stares nervously at the class room then holds up a pink sheet of paper.
Principal: I need a Day, uh no last name given, and a Jiz.....no last name given?
Jiz and Day push in their chairs and walk out of the classroom making Zim stare as the door closes. Zim sits there trying to make out what they're saying but can't hear much of anything past the door.
Zim: Stupid wooden door.....
Then the door re-opens and Day and Jiz step back inside.
Jiz: Were leaving.
Ms. Bitters: Thank the stars......
Day: But, stars have nothing to do with our leaving.....
Ms. Bitters: It's an expression.
Day and Jiz stare at each other and shrug as they pick up their papers. Zim tries to ask Day and Jiz where they're going, but Day steps on his foot and they close the door. But then the door re-opens and Jiz steps on Dibs foot and laughs on her way out the door.
Dib: Ooookay.....
Zim then tries to get out of class.
Ms. Bitters: Where do you think your going?
Zim: I need to....get a....get a door splinter out of my finger?
Ms. Bitters stares at Zim and tells him to sit back down and Zim reluctantly sits back down mumbling. Dib stares over at Zim curiously who ignores his stare.
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At Recess:
Zim: So what happened? He doesn't know.....does he?!
Day and Jiz stare at each other curiously and shrug.
Jiz: He just put us in another class. So I really don't think he suspects anything.
Day: Yeah. If he suspected something he woulda called the authority police people...thingys or something....
Zim: But are you sure he doesn't know?
Jiz: We don't know! He would've done something more drastic if he suspected anything! Duh!
Zim: I'm still suspicious.....
Day: Fine why don't you go ask him genius?
Zim: Maybe I-
Zim is cut of by Jiz kicking his squeedly-spotch.
Zim: AHHHH! MY SQUEEDLY SPOTCH!
Jiz: You aren't gonna ask him anything because HE DOESN'T KNOW ANYTHING!
Zim: But are you-
Jiz goes to raise her goes foot to kick Zim and he flinches.
Zim: OK! OK! So what happened? What class did he send you to?
Day: Some freakish human named Mr. Elliot. He so.....nice to people.
Zim: I think I've heard that name somewhere before....
Jiz: He was probably on the announcements or something....
Zim: So everything in class went ok right?
Jiz and Day look nervously at each other.
Jiz: If that's how you wanna put it then yes.....
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(Flash back)
Jiz and Day are walking behind the principal as they walk down the hall.
Jiz: Where is he taking us.....
Day: I don't know....
Jiz: Could he know our....secret....?
Day: I don't know....maybe not....
Jiz: Your right. He would have the federal buru people here.
The principal turns around standing next to a door and holds it open to reveal another class. The label on the door is "Mr. Elliot" The is standing next to the board in a delayed answer to a question as he looks over and stares at Jiz and Day.
Mr. Elliot: Are these my new students?
Principal: Uh yes. You can take it from here now Mr. Elliot.
The principal walks down the hall leaving the two invaders in the door way.
Mr. Elliot: Well come on in girls! Come and see your new class mates!
Both of them walk in hesitated. They both stare at the class who doesn't seem to really care about their arrival. And a few of the other kids in the back are fast asleep.
Mr. Elliot: So what's your names girls? Introduce yourselves.
Jiz and Day stare at each other disgusted and Jiz steps forward.
Jiz: Uh my name is Jiz. Don't talk to me, look at me, or even breathe around me!
Mr. Elliot: Okay....now how about you.
Day steps forward.
Day: My name is Day. And I am a perfectly normal person. Not an invader bent on ruling your pathetic planet.....
Mr. Elliot: And I think were all glade to have you here right guys?
Everyone grunts and moans as Mr. Elliot seats them in new seats next to each other.
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(Back to Recess)
Zim: Well as long as you didn't sound obvious....
Jiz: What do you mean "As long as you didn't sound obvious?!" Day sounded totally obvious!
Day: WAS NOT!
Jiz (immateing) : OOOH I am not an invader bent on ruling your pathetic planet! You mine as well told them your from Irk and that they're all gonna be our slaves!
Day: Hey nobody suspects a thing. And it's not like Dib was recording the conversation right in the door way so I'm not worried....
Jiz: Well you should be. Your such an idiot.....
Day: I AM NOT!
They hear russeling in the bush and Jiz stares at it for a second and then points it out to Zim and Day. Then Jiz walks to the other side of the bush and kicks it and Dib falls out in front of Day and Zim.
Zim: It's DIB!
Day: No duh I know who it is!
Jiz: What are you doing?
Dib: Nothing, just looking for a...uh a....
Dib picks out a bush branch from his hair.
Dib: I was looking for my twig?
Jiz picks him up and Day punches his stomache and a tape recorder falls out of his sleeve and Day picks it up.
Day: Oh wow a present. Thank you....
Day takes the tape out and eats it and throws the tape recorder back at Dib.
Day: Thanks for letting me punch him Jiz. I know you'd of rather done it.
Jiz looks all dissapointed.
Jiz: Yeah that looked like fun....
Dib: You won't get away with this! Someday I WILL get evidence and prove it to the world!
Jiz: Yeah sure whatever. Now go watch your little vampire gerbal.
Jiz picks him up and throws him over the bush back onto the play ground and Dib runs off.
Jiz: You owe me Day.
Day: FOR WHAT?!
Jiz: For getting to punch him.
Day: Oh so KNOW I OWE you something. That's just not fair...
Jiz: You still owe me!
An argument breaks out between the two until it's time to go back into class.
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Setting: Mr. Elliot's class (Next Day)
Mr. Elliot: Ok class. Were gonna take a test on the book we read yesterday!
Everyone groans and some kid make comments.
Mr. Elliot: And as for Jiz and Day;
Jiz and Day both look up curiously at hearing their names.
Mr. Elliot: You will be paired up with a another group of kids in the library to start reading the book so you can take the test in a week.
Jiz: Why not just let us skip by it?
Mr. Elliot: Because it's such a good book and it's state required.
Day gets out of her chair followed by Jiz and go to go out the door.
Mr. Elliot: Wait! What about your hall pass?!
Jiz: No thanks, uh, we already have them.....
Mr. Elliot: Ok ^_^!
The two invaders walk down the hall searching for the library.
Jiz: Why is he so; happy?
Day: It make me feel all sicky....
Jiz: Urgh I know. I wonder if we have to be in a group....
Day: We just better go along with it....
The both find the library entrence and they both spot a table with three girls. They stare for a second as the girls are reading books.
Day: I think that might be the group people or whatever.....
Jiz: Fine lets get this over with....
They both walk over to the table and the three girls look up.
Day: Why are you sitting next to a mirror?
Day looks at one of the girls who is sitting next to a girl who looks exactly like her except her hair let down. The girl Day is starring at has her hair in brades, and the girl on the other side of the mirror has her brown hair let down.
Girl with brades: Uh, thats not a mirror thats my twin sister.....
Day: Ohhhh....I didn't know this planet could clone children....
Girl with brades: She isn't cloned either.....
Day: WOW! Thats extrodenairy!
Jiz: SHUT UP! Uh don't mind me friend, she is temporarily disabled!
Jiz punches Day's arm and Day rubs her arm angrily and the girls at the table all stare at eachother.
Jiz: Are you the group reading that book thing or whatever?
Girl with brown hair: Uh yea.....
Jiz sits next to the girl with brown hair and Day sits next to the blonde girl with brades.
Day: So what are your names?
Girl with brades: My name is Sara.
Girl with brown hair: My name is Christine.
Gil with blonde hair: And my name is Melissa.
Day jumps out of her seat in panic.
Day: AND YOU BOTH SOUND THE SAME?! WHAT IS THIS-THIS MADDNESS?
Jiz: Don't mind my friend, she is uh, mentally chalanged too....
Day: I AM NOT!
Jiz: See. She's in denile...
Jiz shakes her head like she's dissapointed and Day sit back down staring at her angrilly.
Melissa: Well uh, whats your names?
Jiz: Well, my name is Jiz....and the mentally challanged one is Day.
Day: I AM NOT!!!
Jiz: Yes you are! That's probably why your so0o0o0o0o stupid!
Day: Well......your freak-E!
Jiz: Thank you.
The three girls stare in between the two curiously as they growl at each other angrilly.
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Setting: Lunch
Jiz: Where are you going?
Day: To go sit with Sara and Melissa and the tall one.
Jiz: Christine?
Day: yeah the tall one.
Jiz: Why?
Day: Cause I wanna look, normal.....
Jiz: hmmm.....that's a very good idea....glad I thought of it!
Day: Huh?
Day goes over to the table where the three girls are sitting passing Dib who is starring at them suspiciously. Gaz is too consumed in her game slave II to really even care.
Melissa: Hi.
Jiz: uh yes, hi.
Day: How's it going?
Christine: Were just eatting our lunch....
Sara: Wheres your lunch?
Jiz: We like food A LOT! But we left our food at home....
Sara: Want some of mine? It's a sandwich!
Sara offers them the sandwich and Jiz pushed it back towards Sara.
Jiz: No thanks.....
Melissa: What about my sandwich? It's better then Sara's anyway.
Sara: ARE NOT! THERE BOTH THEM SAME!
Day: AND you both eat identical lunches? This is just too weird for me....
Zim walks over and stares at Jiz and Day for a second.
Zim: What do you think your doing?
Jiz: Making friends?
Zim: uh huh.....why are you doing that?
Jiz: Cause we don't wanna be an out cast like you.
Jiz turns her attention back to the table and Day is cracking styrofoam trays on Melissa's head and everyone starts laughing.
Jiz: What are you doing?
Day: Nothing......
Jiz turns around to tell Zim to get lost and Day steals the styrofoam tray from a kid sitting in the next table and bashed it into Jiz's head. Everyone is laughing except Jiz who turns around angry.
Jiz: HEY! THAT WAS ANNOYING!!!!
Day: so?
Jiz: you WILL pay!!!!
Day: uh huh sure now what did you say Christine?
Jiz stares iritabley at Day as she ingages in conversation with the three other girls.
Setting: Everybody is sitting in class. Most of them are staring into their text books and others are starring out the window or sleep. Zim happens to be reading the book about astronomy but quietly pushes it away and stares over at Day and Jiz who are already asleep and Jiz is starting to drool boringly on the book. Then the principal barges in and the class raises their heads and imedently stares at the door. The principal stares nervously at the class room then holds up a pink sheet of paper.
Principal: I need a Day, uh no last name given, and a Jiz.....no last name given?
Jiz and Day push in their chairs and walk out of the classroom making Zim stare as the door closes. Zim sits there trying to make out what they're saying but can't hear much of anything past the door.
Zim: Stupid wooden door.....
Then the door re-opens and Day and Jiz step back inside.
Jiz: Were leaving.
Ms. Bitters: Thank the stars......
Day: But, stars have nothing to do with our leaving.....
Ms. Bitters: It's an expression.
Day and Jiz stare at each other and shrug as they pick up their papers. Zim tries to ask Day and Jiz where they're going, but Day steps on his foot and they close the door. But then the door re-opens and Jiz steps on Dibs foot and laughs on her way out the door.
Dib: Ooookay.....
Zim then tries to get out of class.
Ms. Bitters: Where do you think your going?
Zim: I need to....get a....get a door splinter out of my finger?
Ms. Bitters stares at Zim and tells him to sit back down and Zim reluctantly sits back down mumbling. Dib stares over at Zim curiously who ignores his stare.
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At Recess:
Zim: So what happened? He doesn't know.....does he?!
Day and Jiz stare at each other curiously and shrug.
Jiz: He just put us in another class. So I really don't think he suspects anything.
Day: Yeah. If he suspected something he woulda called the authority police people...thingys or something....
Zim: But are you sure he doesn't know?
Jiz: We don't know! He would've done something more drastic if he suspected anything! Duh!
Zim: I'm still suspicious.....
Day: Fine why don't you go ask him genius?
Zim: Maybe I-
Zim is cut of by Jiz kicking his squeedly-spotch.
Zim: AHHHH! MY SQUEEDLY SPOTCH!
Jiz: You aren't gonna ask him anything because HE DOESN'T KNOW ANYTHING!
Zim: But are you-
Jiz goes to raise her goes foot to kick Zim and he flinches.
Zim: OK! OK! So what happened? What class did he send you to?
Day: Some freakish human named Mr. Elliot. He so.....nice to people.
Zim: I think I've heard that name somewhere before....
Jiz: He was probably on the announcements or something....
Zim: So everything in class went ok right?
Jiz and Day look nervously at each other.
Jiz: If that's how you wanna put it then yes.....
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(Flash back)
Jiz and Day are walking behind the principal as they walk down the hall.
Jiz: Where is he taking us.....
Day: I don't know....
Jiz: Could he know our....secret....?
Day: I don't know....maybe not....
Jiz: Your right. He would have the federal buru people here.
The principal turns around standing next to a door and holds it open to reveal another class. The label on the door is "Mr. Elliot" The is standing next to the board in a delayed answer to a question as he looks over and stares at Jiz and Day.
Mr. Elliot: Are these my new students?
Principal: Uh yes. You can take it from here now Mr. Elliot.
The principal walks down the hall leaving the two invaders in the door way.
Mr. Elliot: Well come on in girls! Come and see your new class mates!
Both of them walk in hesitated. They both stare at the class who doesn't seem to really care about their arrival. And a few of the other kids in the back are fast asleep.
Mr. Elliot: So what's your names girls? Introduce yourselves.
Jiz and Day stare at each other disgusted and Jiz steps forward.
Jiz: Uh my name is Jiz. Don't talk to me, look at me, or even breathe around me!
Mr. Elliot: Okay....now how about you.
Day steps forward.
Day: My name is Day. And I am a perfectly normal person. Not an invader bent on ruling your pathetic planet.....
Mr. Elliot: And I think were all glade to have you here right guys?
Everyone grunts and moans as Mr. Elliot seats them in new seats next to each other.
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(Back to Recess)
Zim: Well as long as you didn't sound obvious....
Jiz: What do you mean "As long as you didn't sound obvious?!" Day sounded totally obvious!
Day: WAS NOT!
Jiz (immateing) : OOOH I am not an invader bent on ruling your pathetic planet! You mine as well told them your from Irk and that they're all gonna be our slaves!
Day: Hey nobody suspects a thing. And it's not like Dib was recording the conversation right in the door way so I'm not worried....
Jiz: Well you should be. Your such an idiot.....
Day: I AM NOT!
They hear russeling in the bush and Jiz stares at it for a second and then points it out to Zim and Day. Then Jiz walks to the other side of the bush and kicks it and Dib falls out in front of Day and Zim.
Zim: It's DIB!
Day: No duh I know who it is!
Jiz: What are you doing?
Dib: Nothing, just looking for a...uh a....
Dib picks out a bush branch from his hair.
Dib: I was looking for my twig?
Jiz picks him up and Day punches his stomache and a tape recorder falls out of his sleeve and Day picks it up.
Day: Oh wow a present. Thank you....
Day takes the tape out and eats it and throws the tape recorder back at Dib.
Day: Thanks for letting me punch him Jiz. I know you'd of rather done it.
Jiz looks all dissapointed.
Jiz: Yeah that looked like fun....
Dib: You won't get away with this! Someday I WILL get evidence and prove it to the world!
Jiz: Yeah sure whatever. Now go watch your little vampire gerbal.
Jiz picks him up and throws him over the bush back onto the play ground and Dib runs off.
Jiz: You owe me Day.
Day: FOR WHAT?!
Jiz: For getting to punch him.
Day: Oh so KNOW I OWE you something. That's just not fair...
Jiz: You still owe me!
An argument breaks out between the two until it's time to go back into class.
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Setting: Mr. Elliot's class (Next Day)
Mr. Elliot: Ok class. Were gonna take a test on the book we read yesterday!
Everyone groans and some kid make comments.
Mr. Elliot: And as for Jiz and Day;
Jiz and Day both look up curiously at hearing their names.
Mr. Elliot: You will be paired up with a another group of kids in the library to start reading the book so you can take the test in a week.
Jiz: Why not just let us skip by it?
Mr. Elliot: Because it's such a good book and it's state required.
Day gets out of her chair followed by Jiz and go to go out the door.
Mr. Elliot: Wait! What about your hall pass?!
Jiz: No thanks, uh, we already have them.....
Mr. Elliot: Ok ^_^!
The two invaders walk down the hall searching for the library.
Jiz: Why is he so; happy?
Day: It make me feel all sicky....
Jiz: Urgh I know. I wonder if we have to be in a group....
Day: We just better go along with it....
The both find the library entrence and they both spot a table with three girls. They stare for a second as the girls are reading books.
Day: I think that might be the group people or whatever.....
Jiz: Fine lets get this over with....
They both walk over to the table and the three girls look up.
Day: Why are you sitting next to a mirror?
Day looks at one of the girls who is sitting next to a girl who looks exactly like her except her hair let down. The girl Day is starring at has her hair in brades, and the girl on the other side of the mirror has her brown hair let down.
Girl with brades: Uh, thats not a mirror thats my twin sister.....
Day: Ohhhh....I didn't know this planet could clone children....
Girl with brades: She isn't cloned either.....
Day: WOW! Thats extrodenairy!
Jiz: SHUT UP! Uh don't mind me friend, she is temporarily disabled!
Jiz punches Day's arm and Day rubs her arm angrily and the girls at the table all stare at eachother.
Jiz: Are you the group reading that book thing or whatever?
Girl with brown hair: Uh yea.....
Jiz sits next to the girl with brown hair and Day sits next to the blonde girl with brades.
Day: So what are your names?
Girl with brades: My name is Sara.
Girl with brown hair: My name is Christine.
Gil with blonde hair: And my name is Melissa.
Day jumps out of her seat in panic.
Day: AND YOU BOTH SOUND THE SAME?! WHAT IS THIS-THIS MADDNESS?
Jiz: Don't mind my friend, she is uh, mentally chalanged too....
Day: I AM NOT!
Jiz: See. She's in denile...
Jiz shakes her head like she's dissapointed and Day sit back down staring at her angrilly.
Melissa: Well uh, whats your names?
Jiz: Well, my name is Jiz....and the mentally challanged one is Day.
Day: I AM NOT!!!
Jiz: Yes you are! That's probably why your so0o0o0o0o stupid!
Day: Well......your freak-E!
Jiz: Thank you.
The three girls stare in between the two curiously as they growl at each other angrilly.
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Setting: Lunch
Jiz: Where are you going?
Day: To go sit with Sara and Melissa and the tall one.
Jiz: Christine?
Day: yeah the tall one.
Jiz: Why?
Day: Cause I wanna look, normal.....
Jiz: hmmm.....that's a very good idea....glad I thought of it!
Day: Huh?
Day goes over to the table where the three girls are sitting passing Dib who is starring at them suspiciously. Gaz is too consumed in her game slave II to really even care.
Melissa: Hi.
Jiz: uh yes, hi.
Day: How's it going?
Christine: Were just eatting our lunch....
Sara: Wheres your lunch?
Jiz: We like food A LOT! But we left our food at home....
Sara: Want some of mine? It's a sandwich!
Sara offers them the sandwich and Jiz pushed it back towards Sara.
Jiz: No thanks.....
Melissa: What about my sandwich? It's better then Sara's anyway.
Sara: ARE NOT! THERE BOTH THEM SAME!
Day: AND you both eat identical lunches? This is just too weird for me....
Zim walks over and stares at Jiz and Day for a second.
Zim: What do you think your doing?
Jiz: Making friends?
Zim: uh huh.....why are you doing that?
Jiz: Cause we don't wanna be an out cast like you.
Jiz turns her attention back to the table and Day is cracking styrofoam trays on Melissa's head and everyone starts laughing.
Jiz: What are you doing?
Day: Nothing......
Jiz turns around to tell Zim to get lost and Day steals the styrofoam tray from a kid sitting in the next table and bashed it into Jiz's head. Everyone is laughing except Jiz who turns around angry.
Jiz: HEY! THAT WAS ANNOYING!!!!
Day: so?
Jiz: you WILL pay!!!!
Day: uh huh sure now what did you say Christine?
Jiz stares iritabley at Day as she ingages in conversation with the three other girls.