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It's a Parxian Thing
Jazz walked up to the young, but didn't know it, prime and picked him up. Sam looked confused as he was plopped on a large bean bag in front of a very large white-board. Jazz turned about and pulled out a long wooden stick and smacked the board. Sam snapped to attention as Prowl walked in. He stared at his bond-mate in confusion and Jazz pointed to the empty seat. Prowl did as his bonded asked and parked himself, still looking confused.
"Samus,….."
"Jazz, it's Samuel."
"That's not what Optimus said last week."
"What?"
"Jazz, Prime has yet to tell Sam any of this."
"Does this have to do with those two giggling nut jobs that talk to me?"
"Two…"
"Giggling."
"Nut jobs?"
"Yeah! One of them had midnight blue hair and pops up in about any time period of royal princess outfit. The other one looks like an Annabelle clone."
The two mechs stared at each other before Jazz shook his head. He had a job to do. Prowl and Ratchet could worry about Sam's mental health. Smacking the board again Jazz drew their attention back and Sam blinked at the words.
" 'Parxian mating rituals? Jazz, what the hell?
"Jazz!"
"Prowl, I'm not going to let another mech get jumped on and violated in front of everyone again."
"Jazz, that's not…"
"You jumped me in front of Springer and Hot Rod, Prowl! They were Sparklings!"
"they weren't paying…."
"Sparklings!"
"How long are you going to hold tha…."
"For as long as Ratchet beats my head in for doing that in front of His and Ironhide's nephew!"
"Ratchet and Hide have a nephew?"
They looked over at the human, who was supposed to be learning about Parxians. They had forgotten about Sam being there with their fight. Bowing their helms in shame, they muttered sorry, returning back to the task at hand. Before they could continue a large explosion and a gust of wind blew past the door. Seconds later Optimus ran by being chased by and angry Bee. The three males looked at each other then noticed Ratchet run by after Bee and Ironhide hot on his tail.
Sam blinked at the chase scene then turned to the two mechs. They shrugged not knowing what to say.
Back at Hogwarts, Will paced in his grandfather's office. Even with the reveal of the blood quills, Umbridge was still in the castle. Starscream had scared her though. Many of the Slytherins had reported less and less of the student body being treated with Murtlap Essence. Snape had been giving it to the Slytherins to pass out among the other three houses. Will had seen the mark on Harry's left hand and frowned.
"Grandpa, I thought Harry was left handed. From what I've seen he writes with his left hand. I thought….."
"Umbridge is more than likely tampered with the quills to put the words on the dominant hand to have constant reminder of what the person has 'done.' I just hope it hasn't affected his magic."
"He's been great in my class. Been teaching which spells to use on the Mechs and which to not. Did you know the revival spell works on a locked up mech?"
"Really?"
"Yep."
"I think the school needs a little Halloween cheer."
"…What are you plotting?"
"Plotting? Me? I may have heard Harry plotting to sing a muggle song about Santa Claus with Mister Zabini and Miss Granger giggling beside him."
"Dear Lord, people are going to have a heart attack."
"I think I'll announce the Halloween Ball and costumes can be worn all day."
Harry grinned as he spun around in front of the mirror. His costume was perfect. White bots hugged his calves with a blue stripe from the toe to the top hem. Red shorts hung on his hips, showing enough thighs to make his dorm mates drool. Ron had smacked Seamus and Dean upside the head for doing so. Neville had shaken his head and went back to making the red flames on his blue jacket dance. Pulling, on his blue fingerless gloves, Harry walks over to the too sheets of cardboard. He transfigured them into metal wings that would attach to the back of his hoodie.
Placing them on his back, Harry made them flutter, before giggling.
"Nice, Harry, I don't think Malfoy will stop drooling tonight."
"Neville, I'm hoping for that and to make Umbridge cry."
"Oh? Harry, you're not really going to go sing that song, are you?"
"Neville, I cannot deny my heritage any longer. Besides, I got Hermione to agree to it."
"Is that why she's running around in a pleated mini-skirt, thigh high boots, and a hoodie like yours only in black and purple?"
"Blaise is in pants and the same style hoodie but blue."
"You, Harry Prime, are a Slytherin at heart."
"Why thank you, Neville."
When Harry had said this his voice had taken on a screechy sound and his eyes turned blood red. Neville shook his head and changed his eyes to a bright blue. Hermione walked in, her normal brown eyes red, with a huge smile on her face. Harry grinned back at her. They had managed to get some of the students to dress as Autobots and Decepticons. Most of the Cons had popped up in Slytherin, but there were a Hufflepuffs that had taken the purple badge with pride, must to Harry's amazement.
Most of the Gryffindors had taken the Autobot Badges, though that wasn't a surprise. But the Ravenclaws had taken Autobot one, but Harry wasn't too shocked on it either. Leading the group of Gryffindors to the Great Hall for lunch, Harry's smile turned into a full grin as Umbridge took in the site of the different costumes. He could see what was causing her the most ire. A group of Ravenclaw girls had decided to dress as the Harpies lady sisters, Queen, and girl.
"Really, those costumes are so revealing."
"But they pissed off the toad."
"How on Earth did you get into Gryffindor?"
"Asked."
Hermione jus glared at him then sighed before waiting for her cue. Dumbledore smiled and then leaned back.
"I wonder what the Weasley twins are going to do this year. Maybe Kidnap the Sandy Claws?"
Umbridge looked at him funny as music began to play. Looking around for the source, she suddenly looked over at the three winged students.
"Kidnap Mr. Sandy Claws?" Harry, Hermione, Blaise.
The whole Hall looked over at the Three of them as their voices echoed.
"I wanna do it" Hermione
"Let's draw straws" Blaise
"Jack said we should work togetherThree of a kind" Harry
"Birds of a featherNow and foreverWheeeeLa, la, la, la, la
The trio took off into the air with a hover charm. Flying around the Hall doing tricks, before hovering in front of the High Table.
"Kidnap the Sandy Claws, lock him up real tightThrow away the key and thenTurn off all the lights" Harry, Hermione, Blaise.
Harry flew middle and held up a plate of cookies.
"First, we're going to set some bait, Inside a nasty trap and wait, When he comes a-sniffing we will, Snap the trap and close the gate" Harry
Hermione joined him holding a cauldron.
"Wait! I've got a better plan,To catch this big red lobster man, Let's pop him in a boiling pot,And when he's done we'll butter him up" Hermione
"Kidnap the Sandy Claws, Throw him in a box, Bury him for ninety years,Then see if he talks" Harry, Hermione, Blaise
"Then Mr. Oogie Boogie man, Can take the whole thing over then, He'll be so pleased, I do declare,That he will cook him rare" Harry
At the word "Oogie" Harry had flown over to Snape and grinned at him as he sang his line before flying back to the others.
"Wheeee!" Harry, Hermione, Blaise
"I say that we take a cannonAim it at his door and thenKnock three times and when he answersSandy Claws will be no more" Hermione
"You're so stupid, think nowIf we blow him up into smithereensWe may lose some piecesAnd the Jack will beat us black and green" Harry
"Kidnap the Sandy Claws, Tie him in a bag, Throw him in the ocean, Then see if he is sad" Harry, Hermione, Blaise
"Because Mr. Oogie Boogie id the meanest guy around, If I were on his Boogie list, I'd get out of town" Harry, Hermione
"He'll be so pleased by our success, That he'll reward us too, I bet" Blaise
The three of them flew closer and rubbed their hands together. Giving evil smirks to the hall as they sang.
"Perhaps he'll make his special brew, Of snake and spider stew, Ummm!
We're his little henchmenAnd we take our job with prideWe do our best to please himAnd stay on his good side" Harry, Hermione, Blaise
"I wish my cohorts weren't so dumb" Harry
"I'm not the dumb one " Blaise
"You're no fun" Hermione
"Shut up!" Harry
"Make me" Hermione
Harry held up a box, grin widening.
"I've got something, listen nowThis one is real good, you'll seeWe'll send a present to his doorUpon there'll be a note to readNow, in the box we'll wait and hide" Harry
"Until his curiosityEntices him to look insideAnd then we'll have himOne, two, three
Kidnap the Sandy Claws, beat him with a stickLock him for ninety years, see what makes him tick
Kidnap the Sandy Claws, chop him into bitsMr. Oogie Boogie is sure to get his kicksKidnap the Sandy Claws, see what we will seeLock him in a cage and then throw away the key"
Leaving the note trailing, Harry, Hermione, and Blaise fled the hall cackling merrily. The Music ended and the whole hall stared dumbfounded at where the trio had been. Umbridge let out a little whimper and then fainted, sliding out of her chair. After that, the Great Hall broke into a loud applause and even Snape had a small smile on his face.
After getting the video file, the Autobot and Decepticon base was cracking up for weeks. They couldn't even watch the movie the song came from without bursting into giggles. Though for Megatron the laughing stopped when he noticed Starscream pulling out a container of Liquid Nitrogen.
"Starscream, please don't do the organic popsicles."
"I have no idea what you're talking about."
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