I didn't think i would be able to update so soon, but, due to an unexpected turn of events, i can. Thanks for all of the reviews and special thanks to Lovely220 for being the very first reviewer to the WC and HA! crossover, Hillwood Fairies! I honestly don't know when I'll be able to update it next, so, i beg, PLEASE be patient.

Disclaimer: If i owned HA! (which i don't), do you think i would be sitting here?

Helga hung up her phone and prepared to worship her Arnold opened her closet, pulled her rack of clothes apart and started to kneel down.

Arnold put down the ATR and picked up the binoculars. What is she doing? he thought. As he looked through the glass, Arnold saw something that would forever change his view of Helga G. Pataki.

As she knelt down, Helga unknowingly showed the unknown spies one of most guarded aspects of her love for Arnold: the shrine. This week's creation and probably the permanent one was a football with buttons glued on, similar to Arnold's eye color, with red feathers at the top for hair, and a smile painted on...in red lipstick.

Only one word could get through Arnold's mind at that exact moment: OH...MY...GOD. He did not notice Gerald take the binoculars from his stunned hands and look into the Pataki household, particularly Helga's room and more specifically Helga's closet.

Instead of a look of shock, however, all Gerald could do was laugh hysterically.

"HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA...! "

The laughter seemed to snap Arnold out of his mind block and he hastily fumbled to connect the ATR.

"...my love,always caring to everyone and everything, great or tiny. Always making your best efforts to make the right choices, and find a reasonable solution to every situation. And while i mock these amazing traits of yours and that beautifully shaped oblong head of yours, i shield the fact that i absolutely adore you, everything about you catches my eye. But alas, my beloved,even tough i hide everything about myself from you , you always find a way to see into my nicer and kinder side. And next Monday, i will reveal to the world my nicer and true side, in hopes that one day you might return my feelings for you."

She ran her fingers though her shine's feathery hair.

"I promise," she said, almost in a whisper.

Helga closed the closet and started to take out her golden, heart-shaped locket of Arnold. She lay on her bed, swooned as she looked at the photo, kissed the glass and fell asleep with a smile, photo face up.

Tune in next time for MORE of Gerald and Arnold's high-larious reactions! Hey, this isn't a part humor FF for nothing. Now that you've read it, please take some time to review my creation. PEACE! ())

(Why won't the 'at' logo show up? 'Criminy!' That logo is my signature!)