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EPOV
"Jasper can you stop shaking!" I screamed for the 4th time "Alice doesn't know anything, if she did she would have called by now"
"I know, I am sorry but what if they know and they are just waiting for the right moment to attack" Jasper started to shake uncontrollably again making Emmett and myself feel scared
"God damn it Jasper control yourself. Alice is all the way to the other side of the world, and don't worry if she comes I will protect you" Emmett said this last part laughing
"Oh yeah and who is going to protect you?" Jasper said "if Rosalie finds out this was your idea, you are the one who is going to need protection"
"Well then it's a good thing that we are all in this together and she won't find out" Emmett smiled
"Can you guys shut up!" I was losing my patience between a cocky vampire and a scary cat "Nobody is going to find out"
"Yeah Jazz, Edward is right" Emmett turned to look at Jasper, his eyes away from the road
"Ok, I will shut up if you turn and look at the road. I don't want a human to crash into Alice's car" Jasper chuckled "remind me again, why are we taking my wife's car?"
"Because, it's the fastest car in the house" I said, wasn't it obvious? "what I don't get is, why is Emmett driving?"
"Because I am the oldest brother" Emmett said with a grin
"What kind of explanation is that?" Jasper exclaimed "I am older than Edward and smarter than you, why don't I get to drive?"
"Because you suck at driving" I said in the most unhurt full way I could master
"I resent that" Jasper gasped "I'm an awesome driver"
"No, you are not" Emmett laughed "if you were, we would let you drive. But you're not, so let your big brother drive" I had to laugh at that, until I started to feel kind of weird. And before I knew it Emmett let go of the wheel and kissed me!!
"I knew it!" Jasper laughed "you guys are lovers!!!" he started laughing like a psychopath and I had to punch Emmett for him to loosen his grip on my shoulders.
"Ewwwww" Emmett shouted once he let me go "Jasper you are so dead!!"
"What the fuck Jasper!" I screamed
"Guys, its ok I won't tell anyone you are gay" that send Jasper into another fit of laugher. Until Emmett punched him on the gut and I punched him with all my strength on his stupid face
"Ouch!!!" Jasper yelled "just for that I might tell a couple of people about your secret"
"Jasper I am telling you, if someone finds out about this Alice is going to have to find a new husband" I stated, and I knew I had him. He didn't like the idea of Alice and new husband in the same sentence. He gave me a dead glare and turned to look out the window
"Look boys we are here" did Emmett just squealed??
BPOV
It was no lie that I was a little tipsy. That green liquid Rosalie was giving me turned out to be Apple martini. It's really good. Believe me, if it wasn't I wouldn't have had like 12 glasses.
"Hit me up baby!" I said, giving my glass to Rosalie
"Actually Bella I think you had enough" Alice said taking the bottle and hiding it behind her
"No!!! I need the goodness of apple martini" I cried dramatically "Mario?"
"Yes, Ms. Bella" the handsome man answer
"Do you like apple martini?"
"I had never tried it Ms. Bella" he said simply
"Oh my goodness!" I screamed "Alice, give me the bottle we need to share the goodness god gave us, with Mario"
"Bella, I think you drunk" Rosalie laughed (a/n ok I know that vampires aren't supposed to get drunk, but it's a fanfic. Plus everything is more fun when someone is drunk! =))
"This is no laughing matter Rosalie! Mario need to taste the green thing" I paused "what was the name again?"
"Apple Martini?" Mario said
"Yes!!!!" I jumped of joy "you figure out the secret!!" I felt so happy for some reason that I went through the whole of the limo that separates the driver from the passenger and was now seated next to a very confused Mario
"Bella, what are you doing?" Alice asked while Rosalie rolled on the seat laughing
"Mario needs to taste, and since you won't give me the bottle" I shrugged and gave a Mario a kiss on the lips not to big but just enough for him to taste the apple martini that was still in my mouth, in my breath
"Bella!!!" Alice screamed
"What?" I said innocently after I separated from Mario, and was going back through the whole, to seat next to Alice whose mouth was on the floor
"Edward is so going to kill us" Rosalie said after coming out of her shock state
(a/n Bella loves Edward so don't worry that kiss was just to bring some fun times to the story)
EPOV
"Emmett if you don't stop jumping they are not going to let us in" Jasper was getting excited about the idea of for once not doing what was expected, it was giving me hope on my brother "don't get to happy Edward, I am feeling like this because your stupid brother can't stop bouncing" maybe I spoke to soon.
"Come on Jazz we are already here, and it's not like you're going to do anything were just here to watch" I reassured him
"I know but it just doesn't feel right" Jasper sighed
"Come on, man up and come watch naked girls with your brothers" Emmett said as we were entering the door
"Fine! But I won't enjoy it"
"We'll see about that" Emmett said with a goofy grin
"OK buys what we are about to watch is a secret, which means that once we get out of here we can't mention it to anyone understood" I spoke to my brothers in the most serious voice possible once we took a seat in front of the stage. The place was medium size; it was dark for human's eyes at least. There were waitresses everywhere, and let me tell you their outfits let little to the imagination. The music was bad, but I never expected for someone to play classic music in a place like this. The tables were close to each other but far enough for the waitresses to squeeze in between them. To the far left and right you could see couches with curtains around them with women and men coming in and out…. Towards the back there was a bar and right in front of us there was the stage with at least 5 poles.
"Look guys, it's about to start" Emmett said while the room went even darker and a single spot light was on top of a petite girl dressed in a policeman suit. She had short shorts, a blue bra, a tie, a police hat and handcuffs. You could call it a policeman suit right?
"What the hell is she wearing?" Jasper asked
"The important thing is what is she not wearing" Emmett said while razing his eyebrow in what was supposed to be a sexy way but I found it plain stupid
The beat of the music started to go slow and the girl was just dancing and doing some pretty sick tricks on the pole, once or twice I felt bad for her but then remember that she wasn't a guy if you know what I mean. Then she started to take her close off and it was no surprise that she was giving me and my brothers all the attention.
"Edward she is coming this way, do something" Jasper cried frantically
"What do you want me to do?" I answered just as panicky
"Guys relax, she is just dancing" Emmett said just before the girls short shorts landed on his face "Ok I don't like this anymore do something Edward"
"Why are you telling me, you the muscle in the family" I yelled
"What do you want me to punch her to death because she doing her job?" we started bickering until we saw the girl's bra land in Jaspers face. Before we could freak out even more the girl came towards our table and kissed Emmett on cheek, then walked to Jasper and whisper something on his ear that made him go rigid at last she came towards me. I wanted to run but I couldn't she sat on my lap one leg dropped from my right side and her other leg from my left side, she was staring at me and with one swift movement she placed her hat on my head and started dancing, yeah she was still on my lap and the only thing I could do was turn to my brothers.
We looked at each other, we three were dumbfounded for what was happening, we never meant for it to go this far we just wanted to act a little rebellious and do something our wives wouldn't approve of. Jasper looked at me his face horrified, he was trying to tell me something with his thoughts maybe a plan that could get us out of here but the only thing I could think of was "Bella was going to find out about this and when she did…" I gulped, the girl still dancing "I am a dead Vampire, my wife is going to kill me"
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