A/N: Hey all! Sorry it took me so unbelievably long to update. I hope you didn't think I'd abandoned you! I was just on vacation and such things like that. You've got to love it when there's no computers around. Ug. Anyway, here's the seventh chapter, and I'm sure you'll find it just as stupid as the rest, if not worse. I hope you enjoy it!

Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto or any "little pieces of Narutard." (especially the floating kind.)

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"There, there, oniisan." Sasuke pet Itachi's hair. "You know what will make this all better?"

"Wh-What?" Itachi asked through sobs.

"Coffee."

Itachi released Sasuke and gave him an odd look. "What do you mean? How will that make this any better?" But Sasuke had already gone into the kitchen to make some.

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"COFFEE'S READY!" Sasuke yelled from the kitchen. Itachi poked his head in. "You ready, oniisan?"

Itachi nodded. "I just finished washing out my mouth. I should be better now." Suddenly, a large mug full of steaming hot coffee went flying towards Itachi's head. He had to reach up quite suddenly to stop it from slopping down his robes. "What was that for?" he asked Sasuke.

"C-C-COFFEE!" Sasuke's eyes were dilated and his hands were shaking.

"Oh no."

"ISN'T THIS GREAT, ONIISAN? DON'T YOU JUST LOVE IT WHEN YOU DRINK COFFEE?" Sasuke twitched as he spoke.

"Sasuke, you're too young for coffee. Give it back."

"NO I'M NOT!" Sasuke grinned maniacally. He laughed and ran out the door. Itachi started after him, but suddenly a series of noises reached him. They sounded precisely like this:

"BAMM!!!! SCREEEEECH! CHIRP CHIRP x1000! OWAA! CHIDORI! RASENGAN! AHH! AHHHHHH! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" and were finished off with one final "BOOM!"

Suddenly, Sasuke burst back through the door.

"Otoutosan! What just happened?" Itachi asked, standing up in alarm.

Sasuke took a deep breath and proceeded to explain.

--Flashback--

"NO I'M NOT!" Sasuke ran out of the house, slamming the door behind him.

Suddenly, out of nowhere, he heard a scream. "SASUKE! I FINALLY FOUND YOU, DATEBAYO!"

Sasuke twitched as he saw Naruto come closer. "Hahahaha!" he laughed. "Naruto! Hahaha!" He picked up Naruto and tossed him in the street.

A car had to avoid running Naruto over, thus providing a large screeching noise as it swerved.

Naruto got to his feet. "WHAT DID YOU DO THAT FOR, DATEBAYO?"

"You are a STALKER!" Sasuke yelled at him, his right eye twitching.

"AM NOT!" Naruto yelled back, crossing his arms.

"And GAY!"

Naruto didn't seem to say anything. Suddenly, Sasuke pulled back his arm, filling the air with many a chirping bird. "CHIDORI!" He ran at Naruto.

"OWAA!" Naruto flew through the air, only just recovering himself. "YOU'RE GONNA REGRET THAT, DATEBAYO!" He held his hand out in front of him. "RASENGAN!" He began running at Sasuke.

Sasuke smirked, powered up his chidori, and ran at Naruto. "AHH!"

"AHHH!"

"AHHHHHHHHHH!"

"BOOM!" The noise filled the area, and Sasuke looked down to see Naruto. Naruto staggered and spontaneously combusted.

--End Flashback--

"And that's how it all happened." Sasuke smirked, a satisfied look on his face.

Itachi nodded, still staring at Sasuke, as he poured all the coffee down the sink. "So Naruto is no more?"

"Yup! There are little pieces of Narutard floating from the heavens. He is no more! THE PLAGUE IS DONE!" Sasuke twitched and snorted.

Itachi shook his head. "You know, Deidara might be coming over some time. He wanted me to paint his nails for him again. I hope you don't mind."

"Of course not," Sasuke replied, the coffee beginning to wear off. "Deidara isn't bad looking."

A silence filled the room.

"I-uh-mean-uh…I don't mind Deidara. He's a wonderful chap."

Itachi just stared at Sasuke. "You're SO gay!"

"SO NOT!" Sasuke whipped a pillow at Itachi's head. "You are! Just ask Kisame! And Deidara!" His expression softened. "Deidara's shmexy." Alarmed, Sasuke shook his head. "Blame the coffee. Blame the coffee. I wonder if Neji spiked it?" He started examining his coffee.

"Oh!" Itachi glanced at a clock. "Aren't you supposed to be at the party?"

"Well I would," Sasuke replied. "But I HAVE NO RIDE!"

"Clean your room. Then I'll give you a ride."

Sasuke sighed and slumped over. "Do I have to?"

"Yes." Itachi had a very stern look on his face.

"You haven't even seen my room. How do you know it's a mess-"

"JUST CLEAN!" Itachi stood up and walked over towards Sasuke. "NOW!"

Turning around, Sasuke mumbled to himself. "Oniisan baka desu…"

"SASUKE! IF YOU CALL ME AN IDIOT AGAIN I WILL MANGEKYOU SHARINGAN YOUR LITTLE BUTT!"

Sasuke smirked, turning to face Itachi. "Oh! So you look at my butt enough to know that it's little. I must say, oniisan, that is very, very wrong." He shook his head, running into his room for safety.

"MANGEKYOU SHARINGAN!" But Sasuke was already cleaning.

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A/N: Okay, sorry for massive amounts of caps lock. As my friend says, caps lock is cruise control for cool. Yeah. Not really. Anyway, I'll try to update, but I'm going to be quite involved in devouring the seventh Harry Potter book once it comes out. But, after that's done, I promise I'll update.

Please review! I love it when you do!