"How long will it take us to get there?" Gibby asked. "Not long." Freddie said. "It better not. Now I'm going to on the web show." Rico said. "We talked about this. You're not allowed to!" Kowalski yelled. "Oh." Rico said. Private rolled his eyes. Then Spencer thought of something. "Wait, how are we going to sneak them in?" He asked. "We're top secret agent's. We can sneak in." Kowalski said. "Fine but I'm leading." Rico said. "No you're not." Kowalski said.
"Maybe it would be a better idea to just sneak them in ourselves." Freddie said. "Sure." Private said. "Alright." Kowalski said. Rico regurgitated a camera. "I've got to record this for Skipper." Rico said. "Are you sure you should do that?" Carly asked. Rico nodded. "You do everything that you're not supposed to do." Kowalski said. "Just like Sam." Carly said. Private laughed. "Watch it!" Sam yelled. Private gasped. "Sorry." He said. "Don't worry Private, Dr. Kowalski will stop her." Kowalski said. "Will you stop with the Dr. Kowalski!?" Rico asked. "Rico!" Kowalski yelled.
"This is going to be a long day." Spencer said. "Yep." Kowalski said. "Well this is the sequence." Private said. "The sequence?" Gibby asked. "Yeah. Did I tell you?" Private asked. "No." Gibby said. "I'll tell you. When Skipper's sick, Kowalski's in charge. He brags all the time and Rico gets jealous. They argue and the I'm the mediator." Private said. Kowalski and Rico were arguing. "Oh." Gibby said. "Yeah. This is the sequence." Private said.
So, how are we going to sneak you in if they keep arguing?" Freddie asked. "Stop!" Private yelled. Kowalski and Rico stopped arguing. "There. Now you can sneak us in." Private said. "Okay." Carly said. "Let's do this." Private said. "Alright." Sam said. "How are they going to sneak us in?" Kowalski asked. Rico shrugged. "Uh, we haven't really thought that through." Spencer said. "Alright." Kowalski said.
"We can stack." Rico said. "That won't work." Kowalski said. "Oh." Rico said. "I'm in charge." Kowalski said. "Or someone could disguise themselves as an employee." Freddie said. "Who's going to disguise themselves as an employee?" Sam asked. Then they all looked at Spencer. Rico laughed. "Shh!" Kowalski yelled.
"How are we going to get an employee uniform?" Spencer asked. He was whispering. Rico regurgitated an employee uniform. "Where did you get that?" Kowalski asked. Rico shrugged and Private started laughing. "That will work." Carly said. "Spencer, put this on." Kowalski said. "Got it." Spencer said and he ran into the bathroom.
"This is so cool." Rico said. "Yeah. Now shh!" Kowalski yelled. "We better keep our voices down." Carly said. "Right." Private said. The penguins were quiet. Spencer was getting changed. While he was changing, the others were thinking of a plan. "Now we just need something to sneak them in with." Freddie said. "What can we use?" Kowalski asked. "Oh, how about stuffed animals?" Gibby asked. "Alright." Rico said. Kowalski didn't think that this was a good idea. "But I don't see how that will help." Kowalski said.
"You guys can pretend to be stuffed animals, and Spencer will sneak you in." Gibby said. "Are you sure that would work?" Carly asked. Private nodded. "Cool." Rico said. " Alright, but I still don't believe that this could work." Kowalski said. "We might have to come up with a better idea." Freddie said. "Agreed." Kowalski said.
"Why don't we just pretend that we're small toys." Rico said. "Three small toys? What are you? Insane?" Kowalski asked. "It will never work." Sam said. "Yep." Kowalski said. "Let's just say that we're pets." Private said. "You can't bring pets!" Kowalski yelled. Then Rico had an idea. "Ooh! We can go into suitcases!" Rico yelled. "Without air holes?" Carly asked. "I'll make air holes." Rico said. "A suitcase with airholes?" Freddie asked. "Yeah." Rico said. "Sounds suspicious." Gibby said.
Kowalski nodded. "Any other ideas?" Carly asked. "No." Kowalski said. "How about we try to sneak in." Rico said. "We'll get caught." Private said. "Not if we turn the lights off." Rico said. "How are we going to do that?" Gibby asked. "You guys turn the lights off and then we run in!" Rico yelled. "Okay." Gibby said. "Why are we listening to Rico's ideas? I'm in charge." Kowalski said. "You're also redundant. Let's do my idea." Rico said. "Wait, we need Spencer." Private said. "Yeah. What's taking him so long?" Kowalski asked. "Coming!" Spencer yelled. "In our defense Rico's idea isn't a good idea either." Carly said. "Gibby's missing some marbles anyway." Sam said. "Hey!" Gibby yelled.
"Told you!" Kowalski yelled. "This is crazy! We should just go back to the HQ and the iCarly gang do their own thing. We'll watch the show at the HQ." Private said. "But..." Kowalski was interrupted by Rico. "Oh come on! I want to be on TV." Rico said. "You're not going to be on TV! Remember what Skipper said!?" Kowalski asked. Rico sighed.
Spencer came out. "Hey I found a bag with the stuff too." He said. Kowalski had an idea. "That's it! We can go in a bag!" Kowalski yelled. "That's the best idea." Carly said. "See? I told you it was a good idea." Kowalski said. Rico rolled his eyes. Then the penguins jumped into the bag. "All right, let's go." Spencer said. Kowalski winked at his brothers. Then the iCarly gang went in. They got pass security without any problems. Kowalski smiled at his two brothers.
After what seemed like forever, they finally made it to the green room. Kowalski was bored. "Can we get out?" Rico asked. "Not yet." Kowalski said. Private sighed. "Don't worry guys, no one's here." Carly said. The penguins got out of the bag. "Welcome to the Green Room." Freddie said. "Whoa." Rico said. Rico regurgitated a camera and took a picture. "O...Kaaaaay." Gibby said. "What?" Rico asked. "Nothing." Gibby said. "Alright." Rico said.
"So, what do you think?" Freddie asked. "Nice." Private said. "I like it." Kowalski said. Rico nodded. "This is where we'll hang until it's time to set up." Carly said. "Cool." Private said. "Alright." Kowalski said. "Just make sure you don't cause trouble." Carly said. "I got them. Heck, I am in charge of the team." Kowalski said. "Okay." Sam said.
"Is there something wrong?" Kowalski asked. "Nothing." Sam said. "Alright." Rico said. "Time?" Private asked. Freddie checked his watch. "Twelve thirty." Freddie said. "And the show starts in an hour?" Kowalski asked. "An hour in a half." Freddie said. "Alright. So we will hide in the back." Kowalski said. "Fine." Rico said. "Kowalski's right." Private said.
"Okay." Carly said. "We will hide now." Kowalski said. "What?" Rico asked. "Let's go." Private said. "Hey, I'm the leader." Kowalski said. "Sorry. Give the orders." Private said. "Let's go." Kowalski said. The penguins were hiding. "I'm going to get a drink." Spencer said. Then Private gasped. "Wait, if we hide, we can't watch the show." Private said. "You're right. Also, we have to record this for Skipper. We are not hiding." Kowalski said. "Okay, but don't let anyone see you." Carly said.
Kowalski nodded. The penguins were in a secret location. "We're safe here." Kowalski said. "They should be safe now." Gibby said. "Good." Private said. "Hey guys, we should get ready now." Freddie said. "Sweet!" Kowalski yelled. "Here we go." Private said. "Yeah." Rico said. "Alright, remember, we have to be quiet." Kowalski said. Rico and Private nodded.
"Got it Freddie. See you later guys." Carly said. "Wait! We have to see it." Kowalski said. "Just hide in the audience!" Spencer yelled. "Okay." Kowalski said. "Are you sure that's a good idea?" Carly asked. "What could happen?" Spencer asked. "Yeah." Kowalski said.
Meanwhile, back in the Penguin HQ, Skipper was watching the icarly web show and he saw three black and white things. He gasped. "Oh no. That's Kowalski, Rico, and Private!" Skipper yelled. The penguins had a great time watching Carly, Sam, Freddie, Gibby, and Spencer. The next day, Skipper was back and everyone hung out.
The End.