I do not own Naruto or its characters. They belong to Masashi Kishimoto.
Early in the morning of June 17th a ninja from the land of waves entered Konoha. He sauntered down the street to the Hokage's office. After he gave his report he left the office to explore the village, leaving an ecstatic Tsunade.
"Yay, my first grandchild! Now…what to do about Naruto and Hinata?" said Tsunade as she poured herself a celebratory glass of sake.
In the meantime the wave ninja had found the local ramen bar. He sat down and ordered his lunch.
"So, you're from waves?" asked the shop owner.
"Yeah," he replied. "But I've been stationed in Suna as an ambassador for the past six months. Nearby, four eavesdropping shinobi raised an eyebrow at his statement. One of them stood up and walked over.
"Sorry, but did you just say you came from Suna?"
"Yup," replied the wave ninja.
"Do you know someone named Haruno Sakura?"
"You mean the Kazekage's wife? Yeah, I met her a couple times. She's really nice, and if the rumors are true, she's pregnant. I don't know for sure though."
"WHAT?!" shrieked all four Konoha shinobi in unison. Naruto, Ino, Shikamaru and Hinata tore out of the shop and towards the Hokage's office. They burst into Tsunade's office, where she was enjoying her second glass of celebratory sake, and only stopped when they hit the desk.
"Why was I not informed my best friend got married and is currently pregnant?!" demanded Ino. "Seriously, I'm supposed to be the first one to know these things and I had to find out from a wave ninja!"
"Hey, I didn't find out she was pregnant until today," said the Hokage.
"So you knew about the marriage then?" inquired Ino.
"Of course I did, that's one of the perks of the job, I know everything!" said Tsunade.
"Why didn't you tell ME?" wailed Ino.
"Well… it was supposed to be a sham wedding. They were supposed to get a divorce as soon as the land of waves backed off, and then Sakura would return here. Unfortunately, or fortunately, depending on how you look at it, Gaara can't keep it in his pants when he's drunk and now I'm getting a grandchild!"
"Well then, there's only one thing we can do," said Naruto. "We're going to Suna!" The other three nodded in agreement and then they all turned to leave the office.
"Give my regards to the happy couple, and tell them I don't care if it's a boy or girl as long as it has 10 fingers, 10 toes and only one head!" shouted Tsunade as the door swung shut behind them.
As Naruto barreled down the road to his apartment he ran into Kakashi, literally.
"Did you know?" demanded Naruto as he shook his former sensei.
"Know whAAaaAAT?" questioned the masked shinobi as his head snapped back and forth on his neck.
"Know that she was married?! And now she's PREGNANT!"
"Wait… who are we talking about?" asked Kakashi.
"SAKURA!" bellowed Naruto. He looked at his former sensei's blank face.
"I guess not… oh well, get packed we're going to Suna!" With that the hyperactive blonde ran off leaving the stunned grey-haired shinobi in the dust. Kakashi shook his head slightly before pulling out his newest Icha Icha Paradise book and continuing on his way.
The next day he woke up to someone pounding on his door.
"GOOD MORNING KAKASHI-SENSEI!!" He was blown backwards by Naruto's greeting and before he realized what was happening the blonde had invaded his room and started stuffing clothes in bags before grabbing his arm and dragging his out the door in his pajamas.
"Wait!" demanded Kakashi who had finally clued into what was happening. He ran back inside and grabbed five Icha Icha Paradise books.
"Ok, now we can go," he said as he exited his apartment with a smile on his face. Naruto just rolled his eyes and turned to walk up the street.
They met up with Shikamaru, Ino and Hinata at the village gate and then started on the long journey to Suna.
Hey guys, sorry it's so short but my relatives are coming for the week so I didn't have time to type up more than one chapter. Thanks for the reviews!
