Allie: Woo for Exams guys. I got out early so you get two updates in one day!
Jacob: Oh joy.
Allie: Silence man-horse!
Jacob: Eh?

Disclaimer: The police found out I busted a cap in the ass of the lawyer that tried to take Jake away and arrested me...so naturally I had to kill them too.

Week Four

Wednesday

-Jacob PoV-

Edward didn't show up in the meadow. It was raining and cold...so I assume he was busy playing baseball with his siblings, but I wish he had come to tell me first. "Jacob!" I heard him call and spun around quickly, seeing him on the edge of the meadow, sure enough in a cute little baseball uniform.

"Edward..." I said in a soft voice, the wind carrying it to his ears.

"I know you don't particularly like my brothers and sisters." Well just the pyscho bitch, the others were fine. "But I wanted to see if you wanted to come play with us."

"Really?" I asked, arching an eyebrow in disbelief.

He nodded, "Yeah, really. We haven't gotten to play in awhile."

I slowly nodded, "Yeah sure, sounds fun." I said, smiling.

"Okay then, let's go."

x

"What is that mutt doing here?" Rosalie asked and I narrowed my eyes at her. Pyscho bitch. Edward snorted and I knew that he heard me. I didn't care. I freaking hated her.

"Jacob is going to play with us." Edward replied and I smiled. The little pixie girl narrowed her eyes at me for a moment before nodding softly to herself, exchanging a look with Tex. What the hell was that about? I thought and Edward looked at me and shrugged.

"Well Jacob," Mother Maggie said, "It's nice to have you here with us. Do you wanna play?"

"No, it's okay." I said, rubbing my wrist lightly, "This is you guys' thing, I'll just watch."

"Are you sure Jacob?" Doctor who asked and I nodded.

"Yeah, I'm sure." I replied, taking a seat on the wet grass, reclining back on my hands.

I didn't miss the totem pole of muscles shooting a look at my crotch for half a second before looking back to his wife. I also didn't miss the small snarl Edward gave him.

x

"Oh please, Tex! Edward is so not out." I shouted across the field. I had been watching them play for hours and was soaked through to the bone.

"Tex?" The blonde asked, an amused look on his face.

"Yes Tex, and that was a crap call!" I replied.

"Bull shit mutt, he was out." Tex called back.

"He was Jacob." The pixie called in reply.

I crossed my arms with a frown, "Was not." I retorted like a child.

"Jacob, let's get you home before you get sick." Edward chuckled as I coughed a little.

"I'm fine." I said.

"You're soaked." Edward said, helping me up, "Come on. I'll walk you home." He said with a smile and I blushed softly.

"Yeah…okay…" I said.

x

Allie: How to speak Jacob:
Psycho bitch-Rosalie
Little pixie girl-Alice
Tex-Jasper
Doctor who-Carlisle
Mother Maggie-Esme
Totem pole of muscles-Emmett