"Hello, everyone! Welcome again to this fanfic. Today, we will be finishing some dares from the last chapters as well as add new ones. If you have any questions you would like to ask me or Xeros (for example, who's your favorite character), you can PM me. Also, remember that we have a forum for that too. You can look at the link in the summary of the story. Also, we have a poll that asks if I should write a fanfic about Sonic and Meta Knight. Now that we got the notices done, let's start the dares!
"Here's one from tails267. Hold on a minute. Mephiles!"
"Chicken, flower, egg, seed."
"Good, you're here. I've got a dare for you. This one is from tails267. He wants you to kiss everyone in the studio. Since we really don't have a studio anymore, you'll just have to kiss everyone until I say stop."
"How can I kiss someone without a mouth?"
"Here." ThunderFireblaze snapped his fingers and a mouth appeared on Mephiles's muzzle.
"So, this is what a mouth feels like. A bit weird, but I'll adjust. Now where was I? Oh, yes." He then noticed that ThunderFireblaze was missing. He searched every room and closet to find his victim, but he was out of luck. "Dammit," he whispered, "He's gone. No matter. I'll go find someone else."
When Mephiles was away, ThunderFireblaze appeared in a cloud of red smoke. "That was close," he sighed. "I'm glad I am the host of this fanfiction, otherwise I would've been toast!
"Well, while he's at it, let's take a look at how Silver and Blaze are doing. For those of you who dared Silver and Blaze to do certain stuff that will distract them from raising the chao, I'm afraid I can't go to those yet. It says in the rules that dares that interfere with the first dare can either over added on to the first dare or postponed until the first dare is complete or until the host adds it with the first dare, whichever comes first. That means that Blaze can't take care of a plant until the chao is fully raised (sorry Vanessa). I've decided that Silver and Blaze will not be glued together until later on in the dare (sorry SpiritofSilverWater). Anyways, let's see how they are doing!"
At Silver's house...
"Silver! It's hatching! Come and see!"
"I'm coming, Blaze!"
The two watched in awe as the egg was hopping and cracking faster by the second. They thought it was going to bounce on the walls soon, but it didn't. After a minute or two, the egg split in half and revealed a light blue chao with a yellow dot on top of his head. The tip of its arms was lemon yellow and his wings were rosy pink.
"He looks like Cream's chao Cheese!" Blaze exclaimed.
"He does," Silver agreed. "A chao hatched from a normal egg will look something similar to this. Maybe Cheese is just a child."
"Well, Silver, what should we name him?"
"Hmmm..." Silver scratched his forehead. "Well, we could always name it afterwards."
"Alright then. Why don't we get him something to eat?"
"Sure!" Silver walked into the kitchen searching for any fruit he could find. He found an apple, two pears, and a banana. "Here's what I found," Silver dropped the fruits in front of the chao. It looked at each fruit as it was deciding what to eat. It started to crawl towards the apple and took a bite out of it. The chao found the apple very tasty! It kept chomping on the apple until the core was left. The core disappeared into thin air.
After the chao finished all of its fruit, it walked towards Silver and Blaze and cuddled them. Blaze picked him up (let's just call it a him) and played upsy daisy with him. He giggled as he was tossed into the air. After a couple of tosses, she put him down and petted him.
"You know, he's very cute," Blaze spoke when she was done petting him.
"Uh, Blaze? Is it me, or did he just grow a little brighter?"
Blaze turned to see that the chao was even whiter than Silver himself! She gasped as she took a step back. "What happened to him? Is there sonething wrong?"
"No, nothing!" Silver explained. "It says in the book that when it eats a hero fruit, cared by a Hero character, or abused by a Dark character, the chao turns white and turns into a hero chao!"
"That's amazing!" Blaze's eyes shone in astonishment as she gazed at the chao.
"Blaze, shouldn't we find a proper place for him to live? Like a Chao Garden?"
"Yes, but what will happen to him when we're gone?"
"If we leave him in the Chao Garden, he dosen't age, get lonely, or grow hungry unti. we enter the garden. Besides, I know a place where he will have fun," Silver grinned.
"Where?" Blaze asked him?
Back to ThunderFireblaze...
"Well, that was fun to watch! By the way, they both found a place for their chao where he could hang out in.
"Anyways, let's see if Shadow is finished with training his chao."
At Shadow's training camp...
The chao were starting to slowly decrease their stats. Either the training was too intense for them, or they weren't trying hard enough. Shadow noticed this and started to worry if they ever will be troops. Suddenly, he had a great idea that will influence the chao to push harder!
The song Shadow is about to sing is "Make a Man Out of You" from Mulan. I'm too lazy to write the lyrics, so we'll get to the final countdown of Shadow's chao verses Eggman's robots.
"Alright, my students," Shadow adressed to his army. "The time has come where you will be put to the ultimate test. You will face some of Eggman's robots over there. Many of you will die in this war. Few of you might survive. If any of you don't think you're ready to throw your life on the line, please step forward. There's no shame in doing so."
None of the chao moved an inch.
"Well, then, it was an honor training you all," Shadow saluted them. They saluted back and responded in unison with an affirmative "Chao".
"When I yell attack, you will charge towards the enemy." All of the chao pulled out their guns and armor as they were in their fighting stance.
"Attack!"
The battle had begun. Both sides were charging at eachand other and collided. One chao was shooting a robot to pieces. Another melted it with fiery breath. A couple ganged up on a robot as they dog piled on it.
Robot pieces and blood was scattered everywhere. The field was surrounded with iles of junk and bodies. The stench of blood and burnt wire reeked everywhere. It was a quick, but gruesome battle.
When the chaos had cleared, the remaining chao were chanting victoriously on top of their enemies' parts. They had won the battle!
Shadow was proud of his troops. Then sadness and guilt hit him as fast as pride. He had caused so much destruction, and cost the lives of so many people. He wondered if he really should continue living. Maybe he should end his life now with a simple shot to the head...
No. I can't give up now or ever. I promised to Maria that I would protect this world and that I would live happily for her...I can't break her promise.
Shadow walked over to his remaining troops. "Well done. You have all made me proud today. I couldn't ask for better troops."
The chao saluted to him.
"Come. It's time to hold a memorial for our fallen friends."
Shadow used Chaos Control to teleport everyone dead and alive away from the battle field.
Back to the host...
"Well, that was something out there! Special thanks to ultimateCCC for the dare. Sorry if I took so long to finish this dare. Later on Shadow will hold a memorial for the dead. *sniff* Anyways, let's move on to the next dare.
"This one is for everyone! Can the whole Sonic cast please enter the room?"
Soon evreryone in the group filled the room up. They were chatting about small things like what's for dinner, shopping the mall, ruling/saving the world...
"May I please get your attention?"
The whole room fell silent.
"Thank you. This dare is from SuperNolon. All of you have to play Sanic the Gaem and tell me how you thought of it. You will all be escorted to the computer room."
"Yay! I'll finally find the compiter room!" Vector cheered.
"Well, have fun!"
At the computer room...
Sonic: "Ahh! Ear rape! And that's not how I run! I'm not that fat or ugly! Why are the rings bigger than me? And what's with those faces on the wall?!"
Tails: "Seriously?! Whoever created this game either has nothing better to do in their life or is just flat out stupid."
Knuckles: "Weeee! This is fun!"
Shadow: "Sonic looks like a complete idiot in this game. I love it. It shows exactly who Sonic should be."
Rouge: "Wow, now that is one big blue guy!"
E-123 Omega: "This game has been classified as spam."
Amy: "How dare they insult my Sonic?! I will crush whoever made this crap!"
Cream: "Those faces in the wall creep me out."
Cheese: "Chao."
Big: "Teehee! He looks like me!" *troll face*
Vector: "I'm in the computer room!" *epic face*
Espio: ...
Silver: This is even worse than Sonic 06.
Blaze: Yeah, and I died in that game.
Everyone else: WTF?
At ThunderFireblaze...
"Well, that was fun to see. Anyways, part two of SuperNolon's dare: Eggman!"
"Pingas!"
"Ready for your next dare?"
"Yosh!"
"I'll take that as a yes. It says here that you'll have to make a Metal Amy that...um, how do I put this delicately...hit second base with Metal Sonic."
"Hmmm...that'll be easy. Just give me a sample of Amy's hair and I'll be done in 10 minutes."
ThunderFireblaze pulled a hair from Amy's forehead. "Ow! Why you-"
After ten minutes of Amy beating the crap out of ThunderFireblaze later...
"Here, I got you your sample of hair, Eggman." The host came out bruised, broken, and bloody.
"Oh my, this is perfect!" Eggman clapped. "Now just wait for another 10 minutes and I'll be finished."
"Oh, ThunderFireblaze!"
Amy slammed past the door. Her eyes were on fire and her teeth sharp as knives were showing. She held her giant hammer in her hands. "I'm not finished with you yet."
"You better run," Eggman warned the host.
"You think?" ThunderFireblaze darted out of the room.
"Come back here!" Amy was right behind him.
While Eggman works on his Metal Amy, let's chack on Mephiles.
Mephiles copied many clones of himself, all of them looking exactly like him (they have mouths too). We'll just cut to the chase and say that he sends his clones to...kiss everyone and then kill them afterwards. Worst way to die right?
After about an hour he kissed everyone and killed them (even the guys and Shadow, the ultimate life form) except the host and Eggman. He decided to go back to ThunderFireblaze's house to find the two of them.
As he was on his way, a bright light appeared in front of him and blinded him. When he could see again, he spotted ThunderFireblaze in front of him.
"Mephiles, you have violated the rules of this fanfic. You are only permitted to kill someone when a dare says so. There is no such dare for you that allows you to kill someone yet. As punishment, you will be sent to the Dimension of No Returning."
"Ha! Have you forgotten? I'm a diety! I can travel through time! I can go back to the past and kill you!"
"Not anymore. Before I told you the dare, I took away your immortality and time traveling powers."
Mephiles scoffed. "You're bluffing."
ThunderFireblaze smirked. "If I was, then can I do this?"
The host snapped his fingers. Mephiles's mouth disappeared in a puff of purple smoke. "No! My mouth! My beautiful mouth! You-you're gonna pay!" He shot a beam through his hand. ThunderFireblaze touched his finger on its tip and made it disappear. Then he snapped his fongers again and a wormhole appeared behind Mephiles.
"Who are you? What is this power you possess? It's madness!"
"Madness? THIS IS SPARTA!"
ThunderFireblaze delivered a final kick to the face which sent Mephiles down the wormhole.
"Well, glad that's over. I better revive everybody. And maybe erase their memory about what Mephiles did too..."
At the Dimension of No Return...
"Got any three's, Tails Doll?"
"Go fish. Got any five's, Sonic exe?"
"Go fish."
A wormhole appeared on top of them and dropped Mephiles in the middle of their game.
"Well, misery loves company," Tails Doll murmured. "Care to play Go Fish with me and Sonic exe? Since you landed on our cards, we'll have to start over."
"Well, I suppose. It's not like I have anything else to do now that ThunderFireblaze took away my powers and sent me here."
Meanwhile, Eggman has finally created Metal Amy. He was the only one who didn't die other than the host. Also, Metal Amy looks similar to Metal Sonic, except she's based off of Amy instead of Sonic. Metal Amy then finds Metal Sonic who somehow is out of the PIT OF DOOM and tackles him.
"Ack! What the-"
"I finally got you, my love!"
"Love?! Who do you think you are?!"
"I am Metal Amy, and I was created to be with you!" Metal Amy let go of Metal Sonic.
"Wait, Eggman created you?!"
"Well, duh!"
"Seriously, I can never tell what he is thinking. First, Metal Knuckles and Shadow Android and now this!" Metal Sonic whispered to himself. Suddenly, Metal Amy hugged ran towards him and hugged him so hard he could feel his circuits snap. "Can't...move...wires...snapping...energy...depleting...slowly...dying..."
When Metal Sonic was just about to shut down, Metal Amy let go of her grip and he dropped to the floor.
"Are you crazy?! You almost killed me!"
"Relax! It's just a hug!"
"That's not a hug! It-it's a slow and painful way to die!"
"Oh, you're so funny! Come here and let me give you a kiss."
Before she had the chance, though, Metal Sonic boosted away with his rocket. Metal Amy was furious and started to chase him.
"Come back here! You can't run from me forever!"
"Bite me!"
Commercial time!
"Hey Shadow!"
"What do you want, Sonic?"
Have you ever noticed that you look like that guy from Avatar?"
"I do not!"
"You have stripes on your quills."
Shadow punches Sonic.
*static*
"Blaze, there's something I need to tell you..."
"Yes, Silver?" *blushes*
"I'm pregnant, and you're the parent."
"..."
How is that even possible?!
*static*
"Hello, there everyone. My name is Dr. Ivo Robotnik. Do you have problems with a certain blue hedgehog? If so, try this new 'PINGAS Blaster'! It kills hedgehogs on contact! Watch!" *pulls out Sonic*
"What the heck? Why am I even here?"
Eggman used Spray on Sonic!
"Ahh! My eyes! It burns!"
It's super effective!
Sonic fainted!
Eggman gained infinite experience.
Eggman leveled up to Lv. PINGAS!
Eggman learned PINGAS Attack!
"Come and try the new 'PINGAS Blaster'! A $100 value for only $9.99!"
End of commercial.
"Alright, for now I'm not going to make whole stories from them. Here's a dare from Vanessa!"
I triple dog dare Blaze to try to make a plant grow using only her fire powers and water.
"Well, I'll try," Blaze shrugged. She grabbed a plant and started a flame in her hand. It burned up and died.
"Whoops! Guess It got too close!"
"Hold on, Blaze! Here's another dare from SpiritofSilverWater!"
Silver and Blaze are glued to each other for a day. Sonic has to carry Amy on his back all day, in public.
"What?!" Silver and Blaze gasped. Later on, their backs were glued to each other.
"This is very uncomfortable," Silver whimpered.
"You think?" Blaze growled.
"Wait, carry Amy on my back all day?! In public?!"
Amy jumped on Sonic's back. "C'mon horsie! Giddy up!"
"Not funny!"
When Sonic is walking down the street with Amy on his back, everyone he passes looks at him. They all have the same thought: what is he doing?
"Man, I'll die from embarassment if my back dosen't snap first!" Sonic whispered to himself.
"Okay, moving on. Here's another dare from ultimateCCC!"
-After Shadow is finished with training his Chao army, have him imprinted(think she his mom/dad) with a Shadow Chao, teach her(I know they are genderless but lets call it a her), and go to the ARK to take care of her.
Tikal: Lock in the make out closet with Shadow and making out.
-Charmy must admit that he squirts honey out of his stinger.
Reminder: You have unlimited pies that contains a surprise in them; ex. dynamite, bombs, anvils, confetti, etc. You name it it's in the pies.
"But I don't squirt honey out of my stinger!" Charmy whined.
"Now you do." ThunderFireblaze pointed at his stinger.
"Gah! Since when could I do that?!"
"Why would I make out with Shadow? I don't love him," Tikal folded her arms.
"You have to, or you will both be sent to the PIT OF DOOM."
Both of them gulped. They both rushed into the makeout closet. After a minute or two, they both walked out with faces as red as Knuckles's fur.
"Hey, Shadow! You 're not done with your dares yet!"
"Wait, but I already kissed Tikal! Don't tell me I have to do it again!"
"Nope. You have to raise a Shadow chao and train it to protect the ARK."
"Oh, that'll be easy."
"Well, that's all the time we have. Sorry for not updating for a long time, and please please check out my poll on my profile! I really need opinions! Also, there dosen't have to be only dares! There can be truths for the characters or any questions you might ask me.
"Anyways, I'll see you all later!"