A/N: I am not 100% right now. My stomach is killing me and I know I promised longer chapters, but I can't really bring myself to do it. SO I'm gonna leave you with a cliffhanger ;). Anyway, these events take place before Bruce's party. I will get the time frame back on track as the story progresses. So, thanks for reading and I'll catch you on the other side.

Our Superfamily, the Avengers.

Chapter 7

How could Loki hide being pregnant? I'm not setting up the chapter, I'm genuinely asking. I mean, Tony must have cameras in all the rooms of the Towers and the world's best voice recorder. He could hear a mouse humping in the wall. Not a good hyperbole? Okay, moving on.
Where was I? Oh, the fact that Loki's knocked up and that he and Thor have been hiding it so long without Tony announcing it to everyone. You see it was really simple. Loki is the God of Lies and he knows that if he told Thor before Bruce's birthday party, he'd go around yelling it, swinging his hammer (literally). So, Loki kept it to himself. Until the morning sickness kicked in.

"Loki, brother, are you sure your fine? I could get Dr. Banner here if he is needed?" Thor said pleading with his sick brother. He was worried beyond rationality and he was becoming insufferable. I mean, it was only a stomach virus. Right?

Well, on the other side of the bathroom door, Loki was sitting on the marble counter of the sink going mad. More mad than usual, in fact. The type of mad that if you didn't know he was the God of Mischief, you would have him locked into an insane asylum in Gotham City.

Wait, wrong universe. Okay, I got it together now.

"Dear Gods. How could I let this happen?" Loki asked in broken breathes. He was freaking out. It wasn't like he didn't want the baby. He really does, it's the one real thing that he shares with Thor. But what about Odin? Loki knows perfectly well that as soon as Odin hears word of the baby, it will be snatched from his arms. Like he did the others.

"Damn these poisonous thoughts!" He yelled at the top of his lungs. He could do that now that he knew that Thor had left to go to the kitchen to voice his concerns over Loki. He always thought of Thor as the overprotective type. But after all they had been through, why wouldn't he be? From Odin sending Thor to Midgard a mortal, to Loki attacking Midgard, hungry with power and with blood on his hands, they were both overprotective of each other. Now there was one more thing that they had to protect.

"I know your father will do anything to keep you. No matter what your grandfather may try." Loki whispered, talking to his barely developed child. He let a smile stretch out on his face. His child, the one he shall have with Thor. All the thoughts made him giddy.

"Oh, how splendid! You get to meet everyone here." He yelled when he exited the bathroom. He wanted to rest. He would sleep it off and think this through. He wanted to tell everyone. But when was the right time.

"I will think that through later." He said, semi-breaking the fourth wall. It's like they can read my mind. Anyway, Loki just talked and talked to his stomach rubbing it and giggling every time it rumbled. He was really hungry. Maybe he could stomach some of Steve's famous French toast. (Ironic isn't it. Captain America making French toast.)

" Oh, you're going to love Uncle Tony, Uncle Steve, Uncle Phil, and Uncle Clint. You're godfather will definitely be Bruce, because I'm kind of thankful that he didn't rearrange my organs when he swung me like a rag doll." Loki said walking to the room's door. He was happy and hungry.

"You're going to love Grandpa Fury.. Then there's Aunt Natasha and Pepper. Maybe I can coax Natasha into teaching you mixed martial arts when you're older." He turned the knob to open the door.

"Everyone will be so excited when they find out I'm pregnant and –" Loki stopped talking when he saw who was standing there. Natasha and Pepper, looking shocked by the news. So much for keeping it secret.

A/N: Duh, duh, duh! Oh snap, someone knows too much. How will Pepper and Natasha react? How will Loki handle it? Will Steve ever know the complete irony of him making French toast! *calms down* Well, we'll see soon. Future chapters will get longer so don't let me lose you. Thanks for reading and Review!

Stay nerdy, everyone!