Kate Hudson took a bite of her 'Scone' and put it ON THE COFFEE TABLE!
"NOOOOOOOO" Screamed MUSE at the same time and all lept up and pointed simutainiously at the Scone on a plate.
Kate Hudson looked at Matt confused. "what?" said Kate Hudson. "What did I do?" she said worried.
"I'll tell you what ya did" said Dom before Dom could actually say it Chris butted in.
"YOU PUT THE FREAKIN' SCONE ON THE COFFEE TABLE!" bellowed Chris in his low manly-man voice.
"huh?" Kate Hudson said scratching her head.
"IT'S A COFFEE TABLE!" Screamed Matt Dom and Chris.
"So what?" said Kate Hudson. She looked over at her boyfriend for an answer, he was too busy frowning at her.
"UGHHHHHHHH" Matt suddley yelled. He put his hand on Kate Hudson's shoulder and turned her around so she was facing him.
"Lemme Explain" He said loudly. "Look" he said poitnting at her Scone on a plate. "Do you see that?" he said and raised his eyebrows.
"what...my Scone?" She said with the same facial expression.
"Yes the bloody Scone!" Dom snapped.
"what's your point?'" said Kate Hudson arching an eyebrow.
"Can you drink it?" said Matt staring at his girlfriend intestley. Kate Hudson was a little freaked out by that question. She thought for a moment.
"No" She said finally. Matt smiled.
"Exactly!" He said and hugged her warmly. Kate Hudson pushed him back just a little. "I still don't get it" she said cautiosly.
"FOR THE LOVE OF PETE WENTZ" -guy from Fall Out Boy Matt screeched!
"Is your Scone Coffee!" Matt screamed in her face.
"No!" she sreamed right back at him.
"Is it made from Coffee!" he yelled "No!" she yelled.
"THEN IT DOESN'T BELONG ON THE COFFEE TABLE!" He screamed VERY loudly.
"MOVE YOUR SCONE AND ALL IT'S CONTECE TO SOMEWHERE ELSE" He yelled and pointed to an empty table pushed up against the wall.
Kate Hudson thought for a moment.
Then she stopped and put her hand up to Matt's face and took his cheek in her hand.
"Oh Matt" she said and smiled brightly as he relaxed into her hand and sighed. "YOUR CRAZY! THE LOT OF YOU ARE BONKERS!"
She yelled and slapped Matthew Bellamy across the face.
"It's so over" he said and flicked her hand up at him in a girly-girlish mannor , as to say ' talk to the hand' Matt didn't paticulary like talking to the hand. So he replied in a girlish tone. Well a gay tone for him.
"Oh yeeeh girlfriend! It's totahlly ovah" and batted his eyelids girlishly and giggled.
Kate Hudson stood there with her mouth wide open.
"I can't belive you just did that to me" she said as she growled and stoormed out of the room and out the door scowling like a wilderbeast. (wtf)
"NOOOOOOOO" Screamed MUSE at the same time and all lept up and pointed simutainiously at the Scone on a plate.
Kate Hudson looked at Matt confused. "what?" said Kate Hudson. "What did I do?" she said worried.
"I'll tell you what ya did" said Dom before Dom could actually say it Chris butted in.
"YOU PUT THE FREAKIN' SCONE ON THE COFFEE TABLE!" bellowed Chris in his low manly-man voice.
"huh?" Kate Hudson said scratching her head.
"IT'S A COFFEE TABLE!" Screamed Matt Dom and Chris.
"So what?" said Kate Hudson. She looked over at her boyfriend for an answer, he was too busy frowning at her.
"UGHHHHHHHH" Matt suddley yelled. He put his hand on Kate Hudson's shoulder and turned her around so she was facing him.
"Lemme Explain" He said loudly. "Look" he said poitnting at her Scone on a plate. "Do you see that?" he said and raised his eyebrows.
"what...my Scone?" She said with the same facial expression.
"Yes the bloody Scone!" Dom snapped.
"what's your point?'" said Kate Hudson arching an eyebrow.
"Can you drink it?" said Matt staring at his girlfriend intestley. Kate Hudson was a little freaked out by that question. She thought for a moment.
"No" She said finally. Matt smiled.
"Exactly!" He said and hugged her warmly. Kate Hudson pushed him back just a little. "I still don't get it" she said cautiosly.
"FOR THE LOVE OF PETE WENTZ" -guy from Fall Out Boy Matt screeched!
"Is your Scone Coffee!" Matt screamed in her face.
"No!" she sreamed right back at him.
"Is it made from Coffee!" he yelled "No!" she yelled.
"THEN IT DOESN'T BELONG ON THE COFFEE TABLE!" He screamed VERY loudly.
"MOVE YOUR SCONE AND ALL IT'S CONTECE TO SOMEWHERE ELSE" He yelled and pointed to an empty table pushed up against the wall.
Kate Hudson thought for a moment.
Then she stopped and put her hand up to Matt's face and took his cheek in her hand.
"Oh Matt" she said and smiled brightly as he relaxed into her hand and sighed. "YOUR CRAZY! THE LOT OF YOU ARE BONKERS!"
She yelled and slapped Matthew Bellamy across the face.
"It's so over" he said and flicked her hand up at him in a girly-girlish mannor , as to say ' talk to the hand' Matt didn't paticulary like talking to the hand. So he replied in a girlish tone. Well a gay tone for him.
"Oh yeeeh girlfriend! It's totahlly ovah" and batted his eyelids girlishly and giggled.
Kate Hudson stood there with her mouth wide open.
"I can't belive you just did that to me" she said as she growled and stoormed out of the room and out the door scowling like a wilderbeast. (wtf)