Disclaimer: Unfortunately, this wonderful series does not belong to me.
A/N: Because a lot of you have been asking for him, this one's Fred.
Also, I have been thinking of doing a spin-off type fic to this one, with J.K's responses to her characters letters. I have been playing with the title "Dear Creations, Sincerely Creator". What do you guys think?
Also, if any of you have read 'Wotcher, Harry' I was considering making another collection with other awkward moments and misunderstandings such as the one there. What would you guys say to that?
I'm going to stop rambling now. Enjoy!
Jo, Jo, Jo,
It's me; Fred. You know, the dead Weasley?
It isn't my death I'm here to complain about, actually. Okay, so I was going to complain about my death, but when I remembered that I actually got a death scene and I wasn't killed by a curtain then I realised that I actually did pretty well. I mean, hey, explosions are cool, am I right?
No, no, no, it is my dearest brother Forge I am here concerning.
I know he would never, ever do something to hurt me. Ever. SO WHY THE HELL DID YOU PAIR HIM OFF WITH MY GIRLFRIEND?
Honestly, Jo, mate, you got some problems you need to sort out.
I expect a change quite soon or you might just find your house filled with a large number of Dungbombs.
Yes, we do have a Zonko's up here.
Smell you later,
Gred.
P.S
Please can you get Charlie a girlfriend? I'm sick of people asking me if he's gay, Sirius finds it hilarious as he seems to think it 'runs in the family, Lily keeps trying to give me 'acceptance counselling' for when he gets up here and Tonks is getting right teased (mostly by me, I'll admit) since everyone now thinks that the guy she was once shagging is gay.
(it is quite funny though)