A/N: My computer hath returned to me! AGAIN. Oy. SO. I will now give this to you.

You should know by now that I do not own anything in this fanfic except for the plot and my fanmade vocaloid (UTAU?) If she shows up. Which she probably will sometime in the future as a random cameo.

This is rated M for obvious reasons. *cough*chapter6*cough*

SO ONWARD WE GO!

Circuits - Chapter 7: The Madness of Babysitter Kamui

Gakupo Kamui's POV

What on earth did Luka get me into?

I had speant all of yesterday chasing down Nigaito, and when I got him to calm down, I was too exhausted to keep him amused, so he just got hyper again! Why didn't they warn me about this?

To make matters worse, Kiyoteru came over with heaven knows how many bags of coffee, and now they are both bouncing off the walls - and very literally, too! All I could bring myself to do was sit on the couch with an eggplant and Tako Luka as I waited for the caffeine to wear off.

I had to wonder what Kiyoteru's classroom was like. This was insane...

No.

This was madness. I want my Luka!

"What in the hell happened here? It's like Owata or something!" I heard someone yell. I looked to the door to see my sister, Gakuko, standing there with a giant bag of eggplants.

Never was I EVER so glad to see my sister.

"Gakuko! I'm SO glad to see you!" I cried, running over to her and hiding behind her. I was pretty sure Tako Luka had latched on to my head, as well. "I got left in the care of Akaito's little brother, and Luka left me all alone, and then Kiyoteru came here and made him all hyper, and I'm thoroughly scared for my life! Help me!"

"Why don't you just sing with him or something?"

"I tried, but he keeps running off when I try to sing with him cause he says the song bores him!"

"Oh. Then you're screwed."

I was, wasn't I? I'm doomed...

"''?" Kiyoteru asked, jumping up and down infront of us like a maniac. I could only barely figure out what he was saying because it was a lot like The Disappearance of Hatsune Miku.

"No. No more coffee." I said. "You're killing me, Kiyoteru."

"!" He began to jump more, and I seriously feared for my life now. "..."

"COOOOOFFEEEEEEE!" Nigaito yelled, jumping on the couch.

CRAP! I ran over and grabbed him while he was in the air and held him still until the crazy left him. I couldn't do this, I just couldn't.

"Alrighty, Kiyoteru, I think it's time for you to go, now." Gakuko said, ushering the teacher out the door.

"Okay, Nigaito, listen to me very carefully, okay?" I asked, looking at him. He nodded, seeming to have calmed down. "I'm going to teach you a song, okay? You've never heard it before, so it shouldn't be boring."

He nodded feverishly, looking excited now. "Okay! Is it a Luka song?"

"No, not quite." I went over to a drawer and dug out some lyrics, handing them to him. "Now this song is a little fast, so try to keep up with me."

"Okay!"

...

That night, since Nigaito was finally calm and asleep, I crawled into bed, my throat exhausted after my attempts to teach Nigaito some of my songs. Only one got to him because he'd heard the rest... It makes me wonder where on earth he hears these things...

"Gakupo!" I heard Nigaito cry as my door was thrown open. I sat up immediately, trying not to whine. The bright light from the hall hurt...

"Yes, Nigaito?" I asked, rubbing my eyes to keep from collapsing back down. He crawled into my bed, clinging to me and shaking a little. The poor boy probably had a nightmare. "Nigaito, what's wrong? You have a nightmare?"

He nodded and held on tighter. "I had a nightmare that I was locked in a room, and the only thing I could hear was Miku singing over and over again!" He cried.

OH, THIS POOR BOY. I gasped out loud and held him. "You poor thing. Uncle Gakupo is here to save you from the evil twin-tailed horror." At least we had one thing in common.

...

The next morning was surprisingly easier. We woke up - he insisted that he stay with me so he wouldn't have that horrid nightmare again - and I made him the BEST breakfast ever. Eggplant omelet. It doesn't get better than that, now does it? I gave him a green apple to go with it because he liked them so much, and we sat down. It then got interesting when he asked a certain question.

"Do you think Nii-san's in love with Mikuo, too?" He asked. I had nearly choked on my eggplant at the time. "I'm sorry, are you okay, Uncle Gakupo?"

I nodded. "You caught me off guard, is all. What makes you say he is?" I asked. I was always a little nosy in people's relationships. I couldn't help it, I just always wanted to know.

"Well, I'm almsot certain that Mikuo's in love with Nii-san because he says he really likes him because he's nice to him. His face also gets kinda red, so that means he likes him, right? That's what Kaito said about Len-nee-chan!"

"Well, I guess... Have you asked Akaito about it?"

"Well, no..."

"Maybe you should when he picks you up today."

"Okay!"

That is officially the most awkward conversation I've ever had with a child. Except maybe when Yuki asked "Why does Hiyama-sensei always look like he hurt his leg when he comes out of the Teacher's Lounge?". I did my best to keep from saying anything that would reveal Kiyoteru's awkward Teacher's lounge activities, and I'm pretty sure I did a good job!

"Hey, Uncle Gakupo?"

I looked at him and tilted my head a little. This kid asked a lot of questions...

"Why does Luka hurt you so much?" I nearly died. Luka does hurt me a lot, doesn't she? Oh... I slammed my head on the table and threw my hands up.

"OWATA!" Before I knew it, he was laughing like a madman, so I looked up. he responds well to humor! This is how I can avoid any more questions! "Nigaito, have you heard your brother sing 'Yami no Ou'?"

He blinked and thought about it for a minute. "Which one?"

Akaito Shion's POV

"Mikuo, does it really hurt that bad? We're five feet from Gakupo's place!" I said, pointing out what I had said. He had been trying his hardest not to limp the whole way here, but obviously, the Ibuprofen was wearing off.

"You weren't exactly gentle with me, Akaito." He replied, taking a long, limping stride forward. I chuckled and walked up to Gakupo's house.

"You asked me not to."

He froze and slammed his head into a wall. "I did, didn't I? It was a good idea at the time..."

"That's what Gakupo said about The Madness of Duke Venomania, and it got a pissed Luka on his ass."

"Most things are a good idea at the time of doing them."

"Yeah, but you're still a good idea." Oh, shit I was going to slapped with a leek now...

"...Akaito, you don't want me to make it over there."

"I'm sorry, Mikuo!"

"You should be."

I sighed in relief and knocked on the door, seeing as Mikuo had almost made it to the house, and heard a bunch of things fall to the floor. Yep, this was Gakupo's house, alright...

The door opened, and I - as well as my leg - were hugged. When I looked up, I saw Gakupo, and down, I saw Nigaito.

"Nii-san! Where's Mikuo-nee-chan?"

I lost all control laughing. Oh GOD, that's hilarious! Mikuo-nee- OH, THAT'S AWESOME!

On the other hand, how did Nigaito know...?

OH, PAIN. There's pain on the back of my head, oh, Mikuo hit me...

"Don't encourage that!" Mikuo yelled at me, his face as red as my hair. "N-Nigaito, please don't call me nee-chan."

"But you ARE Nee-chan! Aren't you in love with Nii-san?" Nigaito asked. I had to admit, that's embarrassing... How on earth would he know that? "Oh yeah, Nii-san, Uncle Gakupo told me to ask you, are you in love with Mikuo? Cause then he really IS nee-chan! I just wasn't sure, so I went ahead and called him that..."

I ignored all of that question except for the fact that he called Kamui "Uncle Gakupo".

"Eh, Gakupo, why is he calling you 'Uncle'?" I asked, raising an eyebrow.

"Well, he had an awful nightmare last night, so he came running, and I called myself his uncle to make him feel comforted and safe, and then it kinda stuck..." The samurai said, chuckling nervously.

"Oh yeah, Uncle Gakupo also taught me this cool song!" Nigaito exclaimed, coughing and clearing his throat afterwards. Aw, this would be adorable... "Kyou mo mata utsukushii onna ga boku no moto otozureru-"

"STOP THAT!" I yelled, but not so loud as to sound angry. "Nononononononono, don't sing that, Nigaito!"

"Huh? Why not? I like it..."

"Because that's a bad song, and it made Luka angry at Gakupo. Now excuse me one moment, stay with Mikuo."

Mikuo Hatsune's POV

This was not going to be pretty... I'd seen Akaito's temper only once, but it was NOT a force to be up against. I covered Nigaito's ears to protect him from Akaito's violent cussing that was bound to ensue. But man, I wished I had the ability to sit down right now, my legs are killing me...

"Gakupo, what the hell was going through your head, teaching him the Madness of FUCKING DUKE VENOMANIA? What the hell is wrong with you? He's only like, 10 years old, I don't want him know what any of that means! If he asks me ONE time what "libido" or "harem" means, I'm going to make sure you won't have children! If you EVER teach him one of those crazy songs ever again, This is going to get ugly!" I heard him yell. I was sure that Nigaito could probably hear him anyways, but I was determined to at least try.

"But he knows Cantarella!" Gakupo exclaimed, sounding scared for his life. In all honesty, he should be...

"THAT ONE'S AT LEAST SUBTLE! Good god, Gakupo, what is the matter with you? This is almost as bad as that time at the last Halloween party where Meiko and Meito got drunk and broke out into Repulsive Food Eater, Conchita!"

"Okay, it's not THAT bad..."

"Gakupo, you used the word 'libido' around a ten-year-old boy. IT'S BAD."

"Okay, okay, I'll never do it again!"

"Good."

I sighed and uncovered Nigaito's ears when Akaito came back outside. "Are you done with your temper tantrum, Akaito?" I asked, laughing a little.

"Yes, thank you. Alright, let's get going."

"Okay. Thank you, Gakupo!" I called back, making sure Gakupo knew we were grateful anyways.

"No problem! You two lovebirds take care now!" Akaito and I's faces turned red, and we yelled back at him in unison.

"DON'T CALL US THAT!"

A/N: I am so sorry for the long wait, my computer keeps getting hurt for some reason or another...

Anyways. At least you have it now, but I'm sorry it was so short. OTL I'm trying to figure out how to continue, so this is like a humorous filler chapter.

I WILL RETURN SOON!

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