It's time for the redemption challenge! Place your beets now! Only one out of Tyler, Jo, Sam, Staci, Mike, Dakota, Brick and Ann Maria, will come back! Let's check in on these losers.. in Hawaii!
Tyler was still in a wheel chair, but the bandages where gone. "I really don't like that Geoff and Zeke right now! Why would he hang out with Zeke," he questioned, before falling out of his chair.
Jo was busy punching a tree with Zeke's face carved on it. "Zeke, is going down," she growled. She punches a hole in the tree shouting," BECAUSE THIS IS SPARTA!"
Sam was walking with Dakota."I can't believe I fell for Justin," she cried. Sam pats her back. "It'll be OK!"
Staci was sitting on a log. She looked very upset. "B needs to leave!" Brick was running laps. "I left with dignity," Brick said to the camera.
Ann Maria was looking at the ground. Mike cautiously walks up to her. She looks up. You try walking up to a girl who is stuck in a love rhombus, or square, or whatever, with you!
"Hey, you'll find someone," Mike said. "I just hope Justin will get his someday,"Ann Maria said.
Mike thought. "Which is a better Angologist, Scott or Justin," Mike said. Ann Maria replied,"Well, I barely got to know Scott, so I'll guess Justin!"
Chef came to the island on a boat. He uses his microphone and signals, "Time for the redemption challenge!"
Ann Maria and Mike here this. "Oh, yeah, weren't you injured due to Dakota," she said. "I'm a fast healer, now let's go!"
All 8 arrive in front of Chef. He had 8 shovels, 4 sets of keys and 2 sleds. "You guys must do all the past challenges.. in one! Good luck!"
The 8 exchange looks. Tyler is still in a wheel chair. "First, you'll go through an obstacle course in the woods, while digging for fossils! If you can find only one bone, and be the first 4 back, you can get a set of keys, for the next part," Chef shouted.
He throws each a shovel. Everyone catches it, except Tyler! It falls in front of the wheel chair. He'll have to bend down to get the shovel. He slowly grabs the shovel. He looks around, and everyone's gone!
Mike takes out a hat. He puts it on and turns to Manitoba Smith. "Fossils again?!" He rushes to a spot and pushes Dakota away from her spot, and starts digging. "Hey!" She transforms into Dakota-zoid. Sam tries to calm her down. Sam grabs her shovel and digs somewhere else and quick.
Manitoba grabs a tail bone. Then Dakota picks him up off the ground. The hat falls of his head, making Mike come back. "That was supposed to be MY fossil"! Mike was confused. He looks in his hand. He cowers in fear.
Sam meanwhile dug near a rock and found a head bone. "Dakota, here's a piece," Sam said throwing it. Dakota reaches her hand out and catches the fossil. She drops Mike, and he falls on the gets up ad Dakota turns back to normal.
"What happened," they say at the viewing camera. Sam shrugs "That's the numa numa yeah for ya," he ten sits on a rock and takes out the NEW AND IMPROVED Nintendo 3DS XL!
Dakota looks at him. "Aren't you coming?" Sam looks up. "Only 4 can move on! Possibly Jo and Brick already have won," he sighed. He continues playing.
Dakota and Mike head pack to Chef. Dakota first uses the Hawaii confessional, used in "Hawaii'n punch, part 2!"/ World Tour finally!
Confession: "Sam is so sweet!" - Dakota
Dakota and Mike reached Chef with their fossils, and good enouth, Jo and Brick were already there. They had to wait for them to arrive.
They give the pieces to Chef. "Alright maggots!" Jo, Mike and brick reflect on last season, being on team mutant maggots. Chef turns to Dakota, "And useless rat!" Dakota shakes her head.
"You with has to ride these carts behind me," Chef said. Like magic, 4 carts on rails appeared behind him. One was gold. One was Bronze. One was silver. The last was crystal.
Chef turns to Jo. He had each key that matched the corresponding cart. "Since you arrived first off screen in a violent range, that Numa Numa Yeah was to lazy to write, you get the first pick," the new host said.
With out thinking, Jo snatched the gold key. Chef then turned to Brick."And now you, who managed to find they key in the most outrageous scene ever, that again, Numa Numa yeah, was too lazy to write, you get to pick first," Chef said.
Brick picked the silver key. "Silver is more shinier," Brick commented. Chef then turned to Mike. Mike carefully picked the crystal key. Dakota sighed grabbing the bronze key.
"Alright, first 2 up the volcano wins," Chef shouted. Jo quickly got in the gold mine cart. Everyone followed into their own cart.
Jo quickly put the key in, and started the cart. She presses on the gas, only for it to act like Scott's cart in "Grand Chef Auto!" "Damn it," she mutters.
Dakota's slowly starts, then rushes up to the volcano as the sun sets. Brick and Mike's cart follow her.
Jo gets out of the cart. "Piece of sh*t!" She kicks the cart, wit the keys still in, and it zooms up the volcano!
Jo sighs and begins to walk up the volcano. Brick's cart slowly back down the volcano. "Need help," Brick said. Jo smirks and grabs Brick and throws him out of the cart. She quickly gets in and steps on the gas!
Dakota was at the top and got out of her cart. Chef was already there! "But how," she questioned. "I took the elevator " Chef laughed.
Mike was almost to the top. Jo's cart then reached the top. Thinking Jo was in her cart, he stops. "Oh well," he said. Then Jo, in Brick's silver cart past Mike, and he was only an inch from the top! Jo gets out of her cart.
"Oh my Fu&king god! I was so close to winning this crap," Mike shouted. Mike gasps for air and changes into Chester "That's cheating! No one should ever cheat! No respect these days," Chester shouts. Chef shakes his head and kicks the cart "Chester" is in. "This is Total Drama," Chef shouts as the cart rolls back down. Chester screams all the way down!
Chef then gives Dakota and Jo both Sleds. "Now, first one down wins," Chef said. Jo glared at Dakota before shredding own the hill. Dakota just watches, when 3 guys in a hot air balloon appear. She notices them as they take pictures. She sighs. "Well, I proved my self I could actually do something... I fell great! I don't even need the prize money! And Screen time is not worth it, when I'm mostly Dakota-zoid," She said to her self.
She turns to the camera. "Do you hear me Numa Numa!"
The camera then zooms into a boy typing on his laptop, from his webcam. He looks at the words on the screen and shrugs. "Fan's will get over it," he said. He then continues to type the rest of the chapter.
Then it goes back to Dakota. She gets in the balloon. She kisses the camera, like the revenge of island opening, "good bye total drama!" The balloon flies away. Chef has a confused look on his face. "Who the hell writes this crap," he shouts.
The camera goes back to webcam. Numa Numa Yeah gives a thumbs up to it, while typing this sentence with one finger without looking up!
Back to total drama, Chef was already at the bottom of the volcano at night time. Jo made it to the end. "Yes, I win! I'm coming for you Zeke," she said to the camera.
Later, Chef gathered the others. All people on Hawaii, except Dakota, where around a campfire. "Oinkers wants us to do one last thing before closing this chapter! Some one who's remaining is going to be eliminated and it's your pick!"
Jo stands up and shouts, "Zeke needs to go!" A bell rings for the vote. "Well B's been kinda mean lately," Staci sighed. A bell rings for that vote.
Tyler thinks from his wheel chair. "Well, I don't know who to vote for! It's stuck between Zeke and Geoff," he said. Two bells ring.
Sam doesn't look up from his game, but said,"What about Justin?"A bell rings.
Mike and Ann maria at the same time shout, "Justin needs to leave!" 2 bells ring.
"Whatever's fine with you! Anyway, how do you guys like the Noah and Katie relationship " Brick said. Jo laughs. "They showed no signs of getting together! Sadie and Katie are better!," Jo said. 4 bells ring.
"Sadie is kinda annoying," Staci said. "Not as annoying as you," Jo barked. "Sadie only hanged out with you to become popular," Jo said. 2 bells ring.
Staci grins standing up. "I'm already famous! My families famous! Your just a jerk! Sadie and Katie really like me," she shouted!
Chef thinks and shouts, "EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!" Jo and Staci look at him."Well, go on!"
Jo starts, "You need to shut up! I'm getting pumped up! Your just talking 'bout your pop!"
Staci shouts,"I'm related to Abe Lincoln! He didn't tell a lie, and neither will I"
Jo counters with, "Voted out first! how's that suiting ya? Go back to your pa! I'm winning this call!'
Staci then shouts, " Yo, my mom said! It's time for you to go to bed! No more Ted! You talk like Fred!"
Chef claps his hands. "That was epic!" Jo and Staci shake their heads. Chef turns to the camera. "Who won? Who's next? You decide," Chef shouts at the camera! "I need to do this more often," Chef said.
The webcam shows Numa Numa Yeah, again. He shrugs. "Maybe! It only took me 5 minutes to write that crap?!" What do you think?
Chef places his hand on Jo's shoulder. "Well, time to go, Jo!" Brick and Sam chuckles.
"Well, good-bye Staci! Sadie and Katie never liked you," Jo said. Staci sits back down. "I didn't plant those explosives," she mutters. "Then who did? Sadie," Jo shouted. 3 bells ring.
Chef counts up to votes. "Sadie is eliminated! Thanks for your votes," Chef said. The others didn't sy a word. "Well, warning, you guys don't get to participate in a redemption challenge ever again," Chef said. Staci stands up,"but that's not fair!"
Chef turns to Jo. "And if you get eliminated again, because Numa will probably only use you for filler, you wont be able to particapte in another redemption challenge," Che said. "don't care," Jo said.
Chef turns to the camera. "Til next time! See you then on Total! Drama! Redemption island!"
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