A/N: This chapter is just an interlude, really. It is a parody written by my good friend and reader OneSizeFitsAll. All credit goes to her on this one. If you like this, go check out her stories. They're really funny, especially 'A Reasonable Defense'. I'll be continuing the story in the next chapter, which will hopefully be up soon. I've been busy for a little while, which is why I haven't updated. Forgive the delays, and ThurinRanger, I hope you have survived these weeks without my stories being updated... :P

Teapotoftransformation, more like Agent Coulson from the Marvel universe... but Agent Smith is cool, too. That's the general idea... XD Melkor'sOnlyLieutenant, you sound like me. Very much like me. Yes, that's exactly how I feel right now. And the Oven of Doom can cook the most powerfu- I mean, the most delicious foods in the galax- I mean, Arda! :P ThurinRanger, yup, me being vociferous, as usual. Haha, I know, it's awesome, ain't it? :P OK, I'll try not to murder you... ;) lol I like that line too (well, of course; I wrote it! :P). And hey, no, don't worry. I don't mind compliments... :P ccgaylord, oh, it looks like that line is popular. Yes, I guess Frodo does... I know I do. OneSizeFitsAll, yup. he is. DeLacus, thank you for reviewing! You are my New Reviewer of the Day! Congratulations. And I'm glad you're enjoying it. This story is one of the most fun to write that I've done. literaturelife7, yes, Pippin is the kind of Hobbit to go crashing through windows, isn't he? Oh, the product placements are so fun! In fact, they're the funnest part of the whole story. I have some trouble with them though, trying to think up ideas, so any thoughts are welcome! Mirlasse, hey, wait, shame for what? What did I do? :O ...did I steal something? O.o ForgedInFireandFlame, yes, hilarious, I know. XD Thanks for reading and for laughing! LadyOfAnfalas, you're welcome to the updates. In fact, I will do my best to shove them down everybody's throats. Because I love writing this story, and if you guys didn't read it... I would make you. Somehow. Oh, yes, Aragorn, I need to make my evil plans about Aragorn... ArwenisWholocked, congratulations! lol, does it? I never go to Burger King. Or McDonald's, either, in fact. I always go to Chick-Fil-A... is that how you spell it? I have no idea. XD 2MFriedmanFreak, woops! Poor Lord- uh, chef Sauron doesn't want to be a pop icon? I know, he wouldn't like it. It reminds me of a certain moment when Gorbag (or was it a different Orc?) saw the picture Lindir edited of him with painted nails... user2014, I'm so glad you like it! Please keep reading and enjoy! :)

Let it Go, Mr. Frodo!

(Frodo stands in front of the Oven of Doom, holding the Cupcake.)
Frodo: The fires burn bright in the oven tonight,
No dark chef where e'er you look.
A kitchen of desolation,
And it looks like...I'm the cook.
The fires are roaring like this raging fire inside;
Couldn't keep it out...Valar know I tried.

Don't let it in, don't let them see,
Be the good customer you've always had to be.
Conceal, don't feel, just let it go...
But I love it so!

Sam: (standing in the middle of the kitchen)
Let it go! Let it go!
What are you waiting for?
Let it go! Let it go!
Then turn away and slam the door!

Frodo: I don't care what you're going to say...
Let the fire rage on...
Heat never bothered me anyway!

It's funny how some distance
Makes everything seem small,
And the fears that once controlled me
Can't get to me at all!

The Cupcake: (in a whisper, and in black speech)
It's time to see what I can do,
To test the limits and bread through...

Frodo and Cupcake: (singing in harmony)
No right, no wrong,
No rules for me!
I'm freeeeee!

Frodo: (solo)
Let me be! Let me be!
I am one with the fire and stone!
Let me be! Let me be!
You will never hear me groan!
Here I stand, and here I stay;
Let the fire rage on...

The Cupcake: (again, whispering in black speech)
My power surges through the air, into the ground...
My soul is spiraling in flaming flickers all around...
And one thought burns into him like an fiery blast...

Frodo: (triumphantly)
I'm never going back! The past is in the past!

Sam: Let it go! Let it go!

Frodo: No! The Cupcake belongs to me!
(Frodo eats the Cupcake and disappears.)

Sam: Where'd you go? No-o-oo!

Frodo: Go home, Sam...let me be!

Here I stand, a Dark Chef...hooray!
Let the fire rage on...
Heat never bothered me anyway!

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