A/N: Here's chapter 7! It's a funny chapter too! Enjoy! :D I don't own KFP or the Kaftar from Cabela's Dangerous Hunts 2011.
Chapter 7 – Neptune in the Valley
The customers in Mr. Ping's noodle shop are naturally enjoying the wonderful noodles, dumplings, tofu, and other dishes Mr. Ping makes. Some kids laughed as they played with their Furious Five action figures, Mr. Ping was talking to a pig and he asked, "Can I take your order?"
"Yes, one special bowl of noodle soup and a dumpling, Dragon Warrior size," the pig replied.
"Coming right up, sir," Mr. Ping said with a smile.
"Look! It's the Dragon Warrior!" a rabbit said happily.
The customers all bowed in respect as Po came in with a smile on his face.
"Hey, how's it going?" Po asked someone random.
A group of kid rabbits came up to Po and asked excitedly, "How's your beloved wife, Master Tigress?" Po chuckled and said, "She's totally awesome!"
"Awesome! It was so awesome for you two to become one!" a rabbit kid said happily.
"It was an awesome experience, little one."
"Po! There you are!" Mr. Ping said happily
Then Mr. Ping came over and hugged his son while Po returned the hug. Then they broke apart and Mr. Ping said, "In honor of my son, and his marriage, free tofu and dumplings for all!" The customers cheered as Mr. Ping and Po began walking to the kitchen.
"And not with purchases this time," Mr. Ping added.
The customers were happier to hear that.
Mr. Ping and Po entered the kitchen while Mr. Ping asked, "Do you keep losing weight, Po? I can get my wings around your body even more now!" Po chuckled and said: "Maybe a little once in a while."
"Well, you're always my Po," Mr. Ping stated with a smile, "Oh, and today we have 15 radish baskets, 10 boxes of ingredients for tofu and noodles."
"Wow, that's a lot of boxes, Dad," said Po.
"Your panda dad bought a lot of food for the pandas coming in soon, and I had extra money to spend to buy more food!"
"Let's get started then," Po said with a smile.
They began to head to the back of the restaurant to get the boxes in.
In the streets of the Valley,Neptune is humming "Pop Goes the Weasel" as he walks with his grin down the Valley's street. Everyone began looking at him and began whispering about him. Saying stuff like, "Who is that guy?" "Is he a normal being from here?" "Where did he come from?" Neptune chuckled as he was at the center of attention.
Then Neptune sang out, "Beautiful Vaaallleeeeyyy, such a wonderful, wonderful place! Valllleeeeeyyyyy! Yay! Valley! Dashing through the Valley, and a hum, hum, hum, hum, laughing all the way! HA! HA! HA!"
Everyone was just questioning about who in the world this guy was, and then Neptune looked at some pigs and asked, "Am I sexy or something? Because I think people think I'm sexy." The pigs just gave him odd looks and ran off.
"Always remember to brush your teeth! La, la, la!" Neptune cheered as he walked off.
He continued walking down the Valley very strangely, definitely catching the eyes of many. Then Neptune saw a group of rabbits, he burst into excitement, began running over exclaiming, "BUNNIES! BUNNIES! I love bunnies!" The group of bunnies began running, but Neptune was too fast, he grabbed them and began cuddling with them, not noticing them squirming.
"Ooh, sweet bunnies! Love'em! You learn to love and cuddle! Soft and plushy! Bunnies! Bunnies! Oh sweet BUNNIES!" Neptune cheered.
"HEY! What do you think you're doing?!" demanded a deep voice.
Neptune whirled around while holding his grin coming face-to-face with an angry rhino.
"Do you like bunnies?! I can hop around like one!" Neptune said with a wide grin.
"Put them down!" the rhino demanded, "You're causing confusion in the Valley!"
"WHEEEEE! I like confusion! Do you?"
The rhino cracked his knuckles as Neptune shouted "BANG" as he put the rabbits down, and when he did, they all took off.
"Goodbye plushies! I'll find you again to cuddle with you!" Neptune called out to them as they ran.
The rhino punched Neptune into a wall, but that didn't disrupt his childish mood, he laughed as he got out of the wall and said cheerfully, "Oooohhh! Hoo! Hoo! Wanna play a game? You wanna play a game?"
"SHUT UP! I'm gonna cream you and kick you out of this Valley!" the rhino shouted.
The rhino charged as Neptune noticed a coin and said, "Hey a coin!" He ducked to pick it up and the rhino went crashing through the wall. Neptune looked over and said, "Dude, that's someone's property." The rhino shouted in anger as he began charging again.
"Banana peel!" Neptune warned.
The rhino slipped on a banana peel and he slid into a food stand, making Neptune wince, but smile. The rhino stood up and roared, "You're going down!"
"How about a song as we dance? 'Pop Goes the Rhino'?" Neptune said with a smile.
The rhino charged as Neptune began dodging while singing: "Half a pound of tuppenny rice, half a pound of treacle. That's the way the money goes, Pop! Goes the rhino! Up and down the City road, in and out the Eagle, that's the way the money goes, Pop! Goes the rhino, out of the Valley!"
Then Neptune kicked the rhino and he went flying out of the Valley into the lake not too far away. The villagers stood in shock as Neptune danced a little bit muttering rock n roll music. Then he looked at them and asked, "Was I sexy or what?" Then the villagers just took off running.
"Okay! I'll speak or dance with y'all later!" Neptune cheered.
Then he began walking down the streets again like a princess or something.
Meanwhile, on the main deck of the Vulcanoid, Vulcan is looking at the surface of the Earth far below them, they weren't in space, but high in the sky.
"Sir, we're coming upon the target destination," said a minion.
"How long until we arrive?" Vulcan asked.
"In about six minutes, sir."
"Just get us there as soon as possible."
The minion left, but he didn't notice that Vulcan had some tears slipping out of his eyes with his serious look.
Back in the Valley, Neptune is looking for anyone to have fun with, in his own perspective anyway.
"Heelllloooooo? Is anyone playing Hide and Seek? I like playing hide and seek! Bang! The tune wants in! WEE HOO!" Neptune cheered.
Then Neptune noticed a food stand, he gasped when he saw strawberries there. He exclaimed, "BERRIES" as he ran over. When he reached the food stand, he tackled it like a football player and began chowing down on the strawberries and other foods like an animal. He noticed some more food stands and began trashing them while eating the food altogether.
"Berries! Berries! Berries! I'm very berry! BANG PEOPLE! FOOD! Love it!" he screamed like a little girl.
While Neptune's trashing the Valley's food stands, the people were hiding in fear of the blue guy going around the Valley.
"Go get the Dragon Warrior someone," whispered a sheep.
Then a rabbit got into action to go find Po as Neptune exclaimed "Pastries! I love pastries!"
In Mr. Ping's kitchen, Po and Mr. Ping were working hard as they moved the boxes of ingredients into the noodle shop.
"Whew, these boxes are getting heavy," Po said as he put a couple down.
"Now, now, son, remember, you still have to help your ol' dad," Mr. Ping said with a smile.
Po smiled and said, "I know, Dad." Mr. Ping smiled and said, "Let's get the remaining ten boxes."
"I'm with ya, Dad."
Then they began to head to the back of the restaurant until the rabbit came in and was gasping.
"I'm sorry, but no customers are allowed back here," said Mr. Ping.
"Dragon Warrior! We need your help!" the rabbit gasped.
"What is it? I'm kinda helping my dad now," said Po.
"There's...a strange round dude in the Valley! Causing all kinds of havoc! Please! Stop him!"
Po slapped his forehead and said, "Oh no! Darn it!" Then he rushed out and Mr. Ping called out, "Be sure to come back when you're done! Hurry!" He heard crashing and some customers shouting as Po ran out of the restaurant.
Outside the shop, Po is running to find Neptune and as he ran, he thought to himself, "Shifu might be a kung fu master, but he still is an old man."
Then Po reached the area where Neptune had trashed the area, food stands were destroyed there were pies, cakes, and dishes everywhere, then Po saw Neptune eating a piece of chocolate cake. Po collapsed onto his knees and shouted, "NEEEEEEEPPPTUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEE!"
Neptune looked over to see him and exclaimed, "High Mr. Panda! Want a piece of cake?!" Po stood up and said, "You weren't supposed to leave the Palace! You were supposed to stay in Shifu's sight!"
"Well, he was just sitting there with his eyes closed. Boring. So I decided to follow you and have some fun."
"UGH! When we tell you to do something, you do it!" Po groaned.
Neptune burped and said, "Jupiter is the one to boss me around."
"Jupiter's not here! You should listen to me!" Po said, annoyed.
Then Neptune saw Mr. Ping's noodle shop and said, "HEY! A noodle shop!" Then he got up and began running over to it with Po shouting, "NEPTUNE! NO!" Then Po began running after Neptune, slipping on a banana peel first, and then he got up and began to run after Neptune.
When Neptune burst into the noodle shop he exclaimed, "Noodle frenzy!" The customers all jumped out of their seats in panic, not knowing who Neptune was. Mr. Ping came out and when he saw Neptune he exclaimed in shock, "WHAT? WHO? HOW? WHEN DID YOU..." Then Po came in and said to Neptune, "Neptune! You idiot! You can't just go stomping into places! These people are freaking out to see an alien!"
"Maybe I'm too sexy?" Neptune asked with a smile.
Po slapped his forehead and Mr. Ping asked in a panicked tone, "Po? Who is this guy? How do you know him?!" Po froze for a moment before he said, "He crashed landed from outer space close to where we were watching the meteor shower, we helped him and he's...creepy...and strange."
"AND sexy! I'm too attractive, people keep looking at me," Neptune said.
Po was so ticked off he grabbed Neptune and said, "You're coming back with me! Dad, I'll be back in a moment. I'll explain everything once I get back."
"Wait! I haven't had any noodles!" Neptune griped.
"I'll bring you some! Now come on!"
Neptune began griping as Po began dragging him out, leaving the customers and Mr. Ping in shock.
Outside the noodle shop, Po pushed Neptune in frustration who said, "Quite the crankster, eh, panda?"
"You have caused enough trouble!" Po said in an annoyed tone.
"I was just having fun, sir," said Neptune.
"Come on! Back to the Palace!"
Po began dragging Neptune with him, who was eager to escape the panda's grasp. After a while, a huge SHADOW began casting over the Valley!
"That's strange..." Po said.
"Vulcan's here! Vulcan's here!" Neptune exclaimed.
Then the Vulcanoid appeared right over the Valley! Po was shocked at what was going on, the people began panicking and began to run to different hiding place. We see an angle of the ship and it's four times as wide as the Valley of Peace, and it's about three times the size of the Jade Palace Mountain! Po knew that they were in some serious trouble.
Meanwhile, outside the Palace, all of the Furious Five along with Shifu, Tai Lung, and Vanessa were shocked to see such a large ship.
"What is that?!" Mantis shouted.
"It's a large ship! Someone's here for that Neptune I think!" Tai Lung said.
"I don't know what this is about, but go! Go and defend the Valley's people at all costs!" Shifu ordered.
"I don't know..." said an unsure Vanessa, knowing it's beyond their comprehension.
"We have to protect the Valley at all costs! Now, even though this looks bad, we need to move now!"
The warriors knew they needed to move right away and they began to charge towards the Valley to defend it against the invaders.
A/N: Wasn't that a great chapter? Was it funny? Did it make you laugh? XD Well, let me know what you think! :D