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HEEERESJOHNNY has signed on.
Dr. Peg-leg has signed on.
HEEERESJOHNNY: Dr. Gordon, this is your wake-up call. Every day of your working life, you have given others the news that they're gonna die soon. Now YOU will be the cause of death. Your aim in this game is to kill Adam. You have until six on the clock to do it.
Dr. Peg-leg: It's six now.
HEEERESJOHNNY: That's not the point. Let me finish.
Dr. Peg-leg: ...Okay.
HEEERESJOHNNY: There's a man in the room with you.
Dr. Peg-leg: Holy shit it's Justin Bieber!
HEEERESJOHNNY: Dude, let me finish. I am giving you an award-worthy speech, the least you could do is listen to it.
Dr. Peg-leg: Can I kill Justin Bieber instead of Adam?
HEEERESJOHNNY: NO!
Dr. Peg-leg: Why?
ThemaninyourROOM has signed on.
ThemaninyourROOM: It's the rules...
Dr. Peg-leg: Zep! You perverted little psychopath! I'm gonna take great pleasure in seeing you pay for this! You BASTARD FUCK!
ThemaninyourROOM has signed off.
HEEERESJOHNNY: Calling a fellow victim a bastard fuck is not very nice, Dr. Gordon. I find it somewhat...distasteful.
Dr. Peg-leg: By the look of these chains, someone didn't want us going very far, either...
HEEERESJOHNNY: Yes, I know. Aren't you happy, Lawrence? You're chained in a room with Adam and Justin Bieber!
Dr. Peg-leg: I want to kill Justin Bieber! Adam's too awesome to die!
SnapshotMan has signed on.
SnapshotMan: You sound like you admire this prick.
HEEERESJOHNNY: Uh...
Dr. Peg-leg: ...
ILOVETOPISSYOUOFF has signed on.
ILOVETOPISSYOUOFF: Get a clue, you fucking bitch. It's survival of the fittest!
Dr. Peg-leg: What else aren't you telling me?
ILOVETOPISSYOUOFF: It's a GAME, tweaker! The less you know about me, the better!
ILOVETOPISSYOUOFF has signed off.
Dr. Peg-leg: FUCK THIS SHIT!
SnapshotMan: Oh my God, Lawrence! Don't do it!
Dr. Peg-leg: You have to die.
SnapshotMan: It's not me who did this to you!
Dr. Peg-leg: Dude, I KNOW. I'm practicing my crazy speech so I can kill Justin Bieber off and I can't get arrested for it ;)
SnapshotMan: Oh, okay then :D
Dr. Peg-leg: Be right back. I have to put this bullet into this gun so I can shoot Justin before he melts my brain with his awful singing...
Dr. Peg-leg has set his status as away.
SnapshotMan: Give me that sweet cancer!
HEEERESJOHNNY: NO! THE CANCER IS MINE! YOU CAN'T HAVE IT!
SnapshotMan: I'll cut you with this, you hear me? I'll cut-
HEEERESJOHNNY: What's the matter, Adam? Can't finish a sentence?
SnapshotMan: It's a two-way mirror.
HEEERESJOHNNY: Uh, no SHIT. Are you feeling okay, Adam? What's your name?
SnapshotMan: My name is Very Fucking Confused! What's your name?
ThemaninyourROOM has signed on.
The-man-who-is-obsessed-with-YOU has signed on.
ThemaninyourROOM: His name is John. He's a very interesting person.
ThemaninyourROOM has signed off.
The-man-who-is-obsessed-with-YOU: I KNOW WHO YOU ARE! I KNOW!
HEEERESJOHNNY: I'm glad you know who I am, Strahm. It makes me all warm inside :D
The-man-who-is-obsessed-with-YOU: Fuck you.
The-man-who-is-obsessed-with-YOU has signed off.
HEEERESJOHNNY: :O
HEEERESJOHNNY: :'(
Dr. Peg-leg has returned from away.
Dr. Peg-leg: Back, peeps! :D
SnapshotMan: Lawrence! :D
Dr. Peg-leg: Adam...can't... breathe...
SnapshotMan: Sorry, but I'm so happy you're back!
Dr. Peg-leg: You're a terrible liar.
SnapshotMan: :'( ...I'm not lying...
Dr. Peg-leg: JOKES!
SnapshotMan: Oh, okay :-) Is Justin dead yet?
Dr. Peg-leg: No, not yet...
HEEERESJOHNNY: Hurry up, then! I've got a dance recital to get to!
Dr. Peg-leg: A...dance recital?
HEEERESJOHNNY: Yes. Now HURRY UP! Personally, I am getting sick of hearing 'Baby, baby, ooh,' over and over.
SnapshotMan: Same. What did you do last night, Lawrence?
Dr. Peg-leg: THERE! I'VE DONE IT! NOW SHOW THEM TO MEEEEE!
HEEERESJOHNNY: Uh...show you what?
Dr. Peg-leg: So, you still want that cigarette?
SnapshotMan: Uh, yeah. Sure.
SnapshotMan: ZXCVBNMLKJ!
SnapshotMan: See, John, at least SOMONEONE'S nice around here...
HEEERESJOHNNY: What was with the fake death?
SnapshotMan: Oh, I do that whenever I get a cigarette.
HEEERESJOHNNY: It's a good thing you're not getting my cancer, then.
Dr. Peg-leg: What else aren't you telling me?
SnapshotMan: Well, let's see...on my sixth birthday, my best friend at the time, Scott Tibbs, stabbed me with a rusty nail, I didn't tell you that. I didn't mention that my last girlfriend, who was a feminist vegan punk, broke up with me because she thought that I was too angry. I didn't tell you that one of my toenails is slightly...
Aggro_cop13 has signed on.
Aggro_cop13: Shut the fuck up!
HEEERESJOHNNY: Don't forget the rules!
ThemaninyourROOM has signed on.
ThemaninyourROOM: It's the rules...
ThemaninyourROOM has signed off.
Aggro_cop13: Oh this is SHIT!
NOTAJUNKIEBITCH has signed on.
NOTAJUNKIEBITCH: YOU'RE shit.
Aggro_cop13: YOU'RE shit! And you're not Jigsaw either, BITCH!
NOTAJUNKIEBITCH: Shut up!
Aggro_cop13: YOU shut up!
Undercover_Badass101 has signed on.
Undercover_Badass101: BOTH OF YOU SHUT UP!
NOTAJUNKIEBITCH: YOU SHUT UP!
HEEERESJOHNNY: Not again... :'(
Aggro_cop13: Shut up, Jigsaw!
Dr. Peg-leg: FUCK THIS SHIT!
Undercover_Badass101's internet connection has failed. Undercover_Badass101 has been signed off.
Aggro_cop13's internet connection has failed. Aggro_cop13 has been signed off.
NOTAJUNKIEBITCH's internet connection has failed. NOTAJUNKIEBITCH has been signed off.
ILOVETOPISSYOUOFF has signed on.
Utterly_Relaxed has signed on.
Dr. Peg-leg: HAHA! SUCK ON THAT, BEEARCHS!
ILOVETOPISSYOUOFF: Relax.
Utterly_Relaxed: I AM FUCKING RELAXED!
Dr. Peg-leg: I AM FUCKING RELAXED!
ILOVETOPISSYOUOFF: I wasn't talking to you, Mallick.
Utterly_Relaxed: Fuck you.
Utterly_Relaxed has signed off.
LOVETOPISSYOUOFF: He'll calm down when I give him a packet of Doritos ;)
Dr. Peg-leg: Well, you should go and give him some, then.
ILOVETOPISSYOUOFF's internet connection has failed. ILOVETOPISSYOUOFF has been signed off.
HEEERESJOHNNY: I find that somewhat distasteful, Dr. Gordon.
BehindyourMIND has signed on.
BehindyourMIND: Get over it!
HEEERESJOHNNY: What do you mean 'get over it?' :'(
BehindyourMIND: I mean stop bitchin' about it and let's DO something!
SnapshotMan: I want Lawrence!
BehindyourMIND: Um...
Dr. Peg-leg: Aw... :D
SnapshotMan: :D
BehindyourMIND: This is bullshit! I'm leaving!
BehindyourMIND has signed off.
HEERESJOHNNY: Anyway, so is Justin Bieber dead yet?
Dr. Peg-leg: Yup!
HEEERESJOHNNY: Great! Congratulations, you are still alive. Most people are so ungrateful to be alive, but not you. Not anymore.
Dr. Peg-leg: Thanks bro-bro!
HEEERESJOHNNY: Not a problem! :D
SnapshotMan: Hey, Jigsaw-
ThemaninyourROOM has signed on.
ThemaninyourROOM: His name is John. He's a very interesting person.
ThemaninyourROOM has signed off.
HEEERESJOHNNY: Yes?
SnapshotMan: May I ask whose dance recital it is that you're going to?
HEEERESJOHNNY: You may ask.
SnapshotMan: Whose dance recital is it?
HEEERESJOHNNY: It's a secret. :P
SnapshotMan: Wrong! You've got one thing I don't: INFORMATION! If you don't tell me what's really going on, I'll cut you with this, you hear me?
HEEERESJOHNNY: And I'll electrocute you and leave you in the bathroom with Miley Cyrus, and you will never see Lawrence again.
SnapshotMan: NO!
HEEERESJOHNNY: Haha, I KNEW that'd get you :D
Dr. Peg-leg: And I'll steal all of your pornography magazines!
SnapshotMan: ...I don't have any porno magazines...
Dr. Peg-leg: Not you. I meant Jigsaw!
ThemaninyourROOM has signed on.
ThemaninyourROOM: His name is John. He's a very interesting person.
ThemaninyourROOM has signed off.
HEEERESJOHNNY: NO! NOT MY PORNO MAGAZINES! :'(
Dr. Peg-leg: Well, leave Adam alone, and tell him whose dance recital it is!
HEEERESJOHNNY: Okay. I'll only tell Adam, though.
Dr. Peg-leg: I don't like the idea of leaving Adam alone with you...
HEEERESJOHNNY: Oh, come on. Even I have restrictions!
Dr. Peg-leg: Okay, well, good luck Adam, and John?
HEEERESJOHNNY: Yes?
Dr. Peg-leg: ...I'll be back.
Dr. Peg-leg has signed off.
SnapshotMan: So, whose dance recital IS it, John?
HEEERESJOHNNY: I think it's better if I were to show you...
HEEERESJOHNNY has signed off.
SnapshotMan: What the crap?
Danny-boy87 has signed on.
Danny-boy87: My tutu looks very pretty :D
SnapshotMan: ARGH! MY EYES!
SnapshotMan has signed off.
Danny-boy87 has signed off.