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"Who you gonna call?!"
"Ghostbusters!"
"Who you gonna call?!"
"Ghostbusters."
Who you gonna call?!"
"Ghostbusters."
"Who you gonna call?!"
"Is that the only part you know?" Axel asked.
"No…Yes." Demyx hung his head in shame for a moment. "Okay guys, what's our plan?"
"How about we… Ditch and let someone else worry about the ghost." Roxas suggested.
"NO. We HAVE to do this, we're the Ghostbusters!" Demyx said.
"Really?"
"Really, really." Demyx stood there picking his nose for a moment. "Okay, where should we start first?"
Axel set down the vacuum and checked his watch. "How about the kitchen. I'm starving."
"That's genius!" Demyx shouted.
"Uh… why?" Axel said.
"We make sandwiches to lure out the ghosts!" Demyx explained.
"Yeah, because ghosts eat sandwiches." Roxas said rolling his eyes.
"Okay guys! Lets go!" Demyx dragged them to the kitchen. Demyx searched through the fridge frantically. "Where's the turkey?" Demyx turned to see Roxas with a handful of sliced deli counter turkey half way to his mouth.
Demyx flung himself at Roxas and wrestled the turkey out of his hands. He fixed up a triple Decker sandwich putting the ingredients in this exact order: mustard, mayonnaise, Swiss cheese, Colby Jack, turkey, salami, honey roasted ham, jalapenos, lettuce, carrot peelings, dill pickles, and topped off with a big glob of peanut butter.
"Are you done yet?" Roxas moaned.
"I have to cut off the crusts. Ghosts hate crusts."
Demyx laid the sandwich down gently on a Santa Clause plate.
Demyx took the plate and gestured for Axel and Roxas to follow. The doorbell rang and Demyx ran to answer it. They followed Demyx to the door. A man handed Demyx a large box and had him sign his name about fifteen times.
"And initial here. Okay good to go." The man turned and left.
Demyx ripped open the box with his teeth and pulled out a very ordinary looking rope.
"It's special ghost catching rope. I read about it on howtocatchaghost the educational ghost catching website. It was invented by Eliza Lot, the founder of howtocatchaghost. It's supposed to glow in the eyes of an apparition, which sends powerful curiosity surges through the ghostly mind causing it to get excited and notice the sandwich, Santa, and any other offerings we can lure it with."
"Really?" Roxas asks hoping he won't get an answer.
"And just what do you propose we do once we catch the ghost?" Axel said running a hand through his porcupine hair.
"I don't know I'll have to google it." Demyx shrugged and walked to the elevator. "We're gonna set the trap in the place the ghost was most recently seen."
Demyx stepped out of the elevator to the floor where Saix had nearly been crushed by a bookcase. He sat the sandwich down on the ground and tied one end of the rope to a bag filled with who-knows-what, and the other end into a small loop. He put the rope through a hook on the ceiling and laid it accordingly in front of the sandwich.
"That oughta do it!" Demyx clapped his hands together and stared admiringly at his handy work.
"Now what?" Axel said.
"We order pizza and watch TV until we hear the ghost begging for mercy."
"Fine by me." Axel picked up the phone and ordered pizza. They went to the first floor and turned on the TV.
About five minutes later…
Xemnas was walking through the halls, his stomach growling monstrously. He turned a corner of one of the many, many long hallways of the castle.
Then Xemnas noticed a sandwich. Not just a sandwich. No, this sandwich was perfectly proportionate in all of it's ingredients. The many meats balanced out the assorted cheeses, there was a perfect amount of condiments, there was a glob of peanut butter on top, AND the crust was cut off. It was absolutely beautiful in the eyes of such a hungry nobody.
Xemnas rubbed his cloaked belly. He leapt towards the sandwich but before he could reach it, he suddenly jolted up to the ceiling by his ankle. His hood fell over his face.
In shock Xemnas screamed the girliest scream you had EVER heard. Seriously ever.
Xaldin, coming from the opposite direction that Xemnas had, noticed the sandwich and teleported it into his hands. He smacked his lips.
"Hey superior." Xaldin turned the other way and ate the sandwich.
Demyx, Axel, and Roxas came running to see what had screamed.
"It's the ghost! We caught a ghost! We caught a ghost!" Demyx jumped up and down.
"EEEEEEEEEEP!" Axel jumped back at the sight while Roxas chuckled.
"I'm not a ghost! What is the meaning of this?!"
"He's playing the innocent trick on us. Sorry ghosty, I already know that one." Demyx crossed his arms and grinned.
"What's up superior?" Roxas asked.
"Oh just hanging around. GET ME DOWN THIS INSTANT!"
"Yes sir!" Roxas pulled out his pocket knife and cut the rope. (Roxas is a trained professional; do not attempt at home.)
The rope snapped and Xemnas came crashing to the ground. "You idiot!" he was addressing Demyx. The hydro-maniac cringed. "I can't believe you would tie up your own boss! After I feed you and provide a home for you! This is how you repay me?"
"OW!" Axel yelled. "OW! Oh God, what the hell is with the pain?" He started to rub his lower back.
"It's the ghost! It wants revenge!" Demyx screamed in terror.
In Larxene's room…
Larxene opened her chest of drawers. She wanted to take out her voodoo doll of Xigbar and get back at him for the panty raid. She found a small, furry, white bunny rabbit chewing on voodoo Axel's butt. She picked it up by the scruff of it's neck and thought about zapping it for chewing on her Axel voodoo doll, but then she thought better of it.
She walked out of her room and headed down the hall were she heard Xemnas chewing out Demyx.
Axel was feeling better, the pain in his back was gone and he was laughing so hard at Demyx.
"Hey. I hate to break up a shouting match but I found the ghost." Larxene said. She held up the rabbit for them all to see.
Demyx ran over and grabbed the bunny from her. "Aw…It's the cutest ghost I've ever seen!"
"Listen stupid, there never was a ghost. Just a little pest causing trouble." Larxene's eyes grew dark.
Demyx squealed like a little girl and hid behind Xemnas. The Superior turned around and looked at the bunny. "All this trouble because of a rodent!" He yelled.
The little bunny cringed and snuggled into Demyx's embrace. "Superior! Don't be so mean. He's scared and sad." Demyx held the bunny out. "Come on Superior, give him a kiss."
"I'm not…" Xemnas looked into his little, red, bunny eyes and then he picked it up and started to pet him. "Hm…You are soft." he said, then he kissed it on the top of the head.
After that they went to tell everyone that there really was no ghost. What they didn't find out was how the bunny got there. But we'll let you in on the secret.
Outside of the Castle…
King Mickey snickered and placed another rabbit into the air vent.
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