Meh. sorry for not post since last year ; dont try shooting me, since im holding naruto as a hostage! ha! well, since ive been lazy, ill try to make up for it by posting 2-3 new pages today to make up for it lol. its good to know that some people still read this. lol. enjoy!
TroublesomeShika: darn it, were the heck is he?
Doggystyle101: so you really seeked his help? he must wanted something in return.
TroublesomeShika: ... too troublesome to mention or think of...Doggystyle101: ??
TroublesomeShika: dont worry about it. that pervert will be here soon with his method on how to get you naruto
Doggystyle101: cant wait!!
TroublesomeShika: hmm. he said around this time...
PervertedStalker has logged on to Konoha Chat2
Doggystyle101: Bout time!PervertedStalker: yeayeayea...
TroublesomeShika: so lets hear it. how are we doing thisPervertedStalker: with the help of... someone
Doggystyle101: and this someone is??
Uchihalover has Logged on to Konoha Chat2
Doggystyle101: ??? who the heck is that?TroublesomeShika: may be naruto's new screen name...
Doggystyle101: no, its not naruto. naruto is busy
TroublesomeShika: then who are you
Uchihalover: kukukuku. maybe the pervert can tell you
PervertedStalker: that is orochimaru
TroublesomeShika: ?????!!!
Doggystyle101: WHAT??!
Uchihalover: yes, its is i, the great ruler of ninjutsu, the immortal of the ninja world, the famous snake tamer, the man of a thousand faces, the-
Doggystyle101: wait, theres someone with the name "the man of a thousand faces" isnt it?
TroublesomeShika: yes, i believe there is
Uchihalover: ... well, then in that case, i am... the man of steel!
Doggystyle101: nope. superman
Uchihalover: ... the dark night?
PervertedStalker: batman. sorry
Uchihalover: .. i stand for truth, justice, and rightousness in the name of the moon!
TroublesomeShika: first, thats not you at all, and second, isnt that sailor moon?
Uchihalover: meh. its possable
Uchihalover: how about man above men?
TroublesomeShika: ... i thought you were a women now...
Uchihalover: ??????? how the hell would you get that??
PervertedStalker: well, if you look at the clues, you can see the hints
TroublesomeShika: yes, true...
Doggystyle101: ... oh!!!! i got it!
Uchihalover: ... i dont see it...
TroublesomeShika: well, yea, your in deneyal...
Uchihalover: am not!
TroublesomeShika: are too
Uchihalover: am not!
TroublesomeShika: are too
Uchihalover: am not!
TroublesomeShika: are too
Uchihalover: am not!
TroublesomeShika: am not!
Uchihalover: are too and thats the LAST TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TroublesomeShika: ... wow, cant believed that work...
Doggystyle101: yea...
Uchihalover: ... that didnt! i did that on purpose! i did that too trick you all. im the master of- ... what was it?
Doggystyle101: Master of Disguise?
Uchihalover: YEA! that thingie...
TroublesomeShika: i think orochimaru is getting too old...
Uchihalover: MUFUFUFUFUFUFUFUFUFUUFUFUFUFUFUFUFUFUFUFUHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHEHEHEHEHEHECOUGCOUGH!!!
TroublesomeShika: ...
PervertedStalker: ...
Doggystyle101: ... why did you bring him again old pervert?
PervertedStalker: err... it was to keep sasuke busy, but im starting to hate that idea now...
Uchihalover: HA! i will keep sasuke busy. i will have sasuke busy! i will make him mine while you have the kyuubi brat! MUHAHAHHAHA! he will be mine. i will-
Doggystyle101: ... am i starting to see... naw...
Uchihalover: -and then i will whip over and over until he call me his master, and sasuke will be my bitch! MUHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!!!
TroublesomeShika: ... he must have stopped typing and talked to himself in mid sentence, and started typing to himself again later...
Doggystyle101: i really hope thats true...
Uchihalover: Anyway, lets get to the point! you call me here so that i can distract sasuke for you so that the dog boy can get with the stupid blonde, right?
PervertedStalker: right
TroublesomeShika: right
Doggystyle101: who you callin dog boy, snake he/she!?
Uchihalover: you dog breath, flea ridden brat!
Doggystyle101: you enjoy snakes invading your assho-
Uchihalover: GO SUCK A DOG BISKET!
Doggystyle101: GO SCREW UCHIHA!
Uchihalover: I WHICH ONE?!
Doggystyle101: ?? uhhh... well... sasuke? who else?
Uchihalover: ... noone...
PervertedStalker: besides uchia itachi?
Uchihalover: ??!! how did you find out?!
PervertedStalker: i have my sources
Doggystyle101: you mean that s-rank criminal who destroyed the Uchia clan and who sasuke drives to kill?
PervertedStalker: yea, thats the one
Doggystyle101: you mean you two went together?
Uchihalover: well, somewhat. when we were in the Akatsuki together... well...
PervertedStalker: from what i heard, it was more one sided...
Uchihalover: well, what do you know!
PervertedStalker: that your not that attractive...
Uchihalover: U-G-L-Y YOU AINT GOT NO ALIBY, YOU UGLY!!!!!!!!
Uchihalover: YEA YEA! YOU UGLY, UH-HUH, YOU UGLY, UH-HUH
Doggystyle101: ...
TroublesomeShika: sooooooooooooo... wat are you going to get sasuke to do?
Uchihalover: meh. might just kidnap him and have my way with him. what about you and naruto?
Doggystyle101: same thing most likely
Uchihalover: yep, thats the best
Doggystyle101: yep
TroublesomeShika: BAKAS!!
Medicalservent has Logged on to Konoha Chat2
Medicalservent: orochimaru-sama
Uchihalover: yes man-slave?TroublesomeShika: man slave??
PervertedStalker: its kabuto...
Doggystyle101: ahh, that makes more sense
Medicalservent: sama, your bath water is ready. i have perpared the warm water, pink bubbles, rubber ducky, toy ships, picture of sasuke-kun while his sleeping in the nude, and other stuff ready for you
Uchihalover: ok, no prob. ill get to it in a minute kabuto
Medicalservent: yes orochimaru-sama
Medicalservent has logged off of Konoha Chat2
PervertedStalker: ...TroublesomeShika: uhh... think this was a waste of time...
Doggystyle101: yea...
TroublesomeShika: not to mention that we have to deal wth micheal jackson here
PervertedStalker: yea, the simularities are great
Doggystyle101: yep
Uchihalover: ... whos micheal jackson?
TroublesomeShika: a petifile
Uchihalover: ahh
Doggystyle101: ...
TroublesomeShika: ...
Uchihalover: ...
PervertedStalker: ...
Uchihalover: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Uchihalover: cant have that go on my record!!!! I MUST FLEE!!!!! KABUTO, GATHER MY SEX TOYS!!!!!!!!!
Uchihalover has logged off to konoha chat2
Doggystyle101: So, does anyone wonder how orchimaru and his man slave got on to this chat? it only allows konoha members to get on.PervertedStalker: well, kabuto is pretty smart, so i wouldnt put it past him to hack into the konoha main frame.
Doggystyle101: Then that means alot of people could get into konoha chat just by hacking in?
PervertedStalker: yep. the hokage should be awared of this. Sorry that ive got no ideas on gaining narutos love. my best interest is out for him really. sasuke reminds me too much of orochimaru, so it would be best to break them up, and i think dog boy will be the best fit to do it
Doggystyle101: EY! DONT CALL ME THAT ERO-BAKA!
PervertedStalker: meh. just be careful. i love that boy like a son, so dont screw him over, or else... damn, wish i had somehting to go with that...
PervertedStalker has logged off to konoha chat2
Doggystyle101: Hmm. thats the first time ive seen someone care so much for naurto besides sasuke.TroublesomeShika: Meh. Troublesome. ive got to get going too. mom keeps bitching at me to get off the computer...
TroublesomeShika has logged off to konoha chat2
Doggystyle101: Damn! how will i get naurto!UNKNOWNUSER1: you wont be doing that in afraid
Doggystyle101: huh? whos that? have you been listening all that time?!
UNKNOWNUSER1:ha. what a boring conversation. like i care that you have a little crush over the blonde. in the end, he shall be mine, and he will be on his knees before me, doing more than worshiping my feet! MUHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!! now if you excuse me, i have to go to the hidden village of rain to pick up my sharingan rouge nail polish. excuse me. and please open the mail ive sent to you young one. goodbye
UNKNOWNUSER1 has logged off to konoha chat2
Doggystyle101: hmm? lets see... crap! its a virus! my computer is shuting dow-Doggystyle101 has logged off to konoha chat2
a bit short, may, but thats all i could think of without giving away future plans (yes, i have evil plans for the futrue1 MUAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!!! lol) but look out! i will tell you one thing, a few people are getting some "suprize" gifts in the near future. yay! love gifts, no? (not for you though. lol)