Chapter 6: Finale!
Disclaimer/Death 41
Kono was tied to train tracks.
Kono: "The author doesn't own Naruto or anything he uses to torture me."
Kono gets ran over by a drunken Thomas the Train.
Death 42: Klansmen
Kono was possessed by Andrew. He was at a K.K.K. meeting with various Republican Party members.
Kono: "How many think Martin Luther King was great?"
He was lynched.
Death 43: Black Panthers
Kono was possessed by Andrew. He was with the Black Panthers.
Kono: "I remember the LA Riots. I'm the only one who paid for the TV."
He was stabbed.
Death 44: Iruka's Second Job
Kono was in Barney's classroom. He was being raped by the purple bastard.
Barney: "I love you. You love me."
His mask fell off. Barney was Iruka. Kono died from shock. Iruka continued raping him after he died.
Death 45: Sakura
Andrew took control of Kono again.
Kono: Dayum! That's the biggest forehead I've ever seen!"
Sakura started stabbing him. She left his corpse on the ground.
Death 46: Twisted Metal
Everyone's favorite ice cream truck driving mental patient was shooting at Kono.
Sweet Tooth: "C'mon don't you wanna die?"
Kono was now up against a wall. Sweet Tooth shot a Napalm Cone at him. Kono was now on fire. He was running around in circles. This made things worse. Kono's skin burned off.
Death 47: Chouji
A possessed Kono walked up to everyone's favorite glutton.
Kono: "Hey fatty! That's my new nickname for you because you're fat!"
Chouji: "That's it. You die now."
Chouji expanded and rolled over him.
Death 48: Secret.
Kono ran through the village. He had learned something important.
Kono: "I've learned the secret of Orochimaru! His sexual orientation is-"
A kunai was sticking out of his back.
Death 49: Hadoken
Kono reappeared in the Street Fighter universe. He was fighting Ryu.
Ryu: "All he's done is scream and run around in circles. Are you sure I have to fight him?"
The announcer nodded.
Ryu: "It won't be honorable…. But if it shuts this brat up I'll do it! HADOKEN!"
Ryu's signature attack obliterated Kono. The crowd stood in shock.
Ryu: "This is going to be bad for public relations."
Death 50: Patriotism.
Andrew and Matt were tying Kono to a big rocket. Kono had a sock in his mouth.
Matt: "Light up this bitch Andrew!"
Andrew lit the fireworks. It sent Kono flying. It exploded in the air.
Matt: "Happy 4th of July!"
Meanwhile, back in hell, an angel appeared.
Angel: "Release him! This is not his appointed time!"
Andrew: "When is it?"
Angel: "When the Browns win the Superbowl!"
Matt: "That'll be in 100 years!"
Andrew released him. They both groaned. Matt sent Kono to the teleporter and sent him back. The angel vanished.
Andrew: "We forgot to erase his memories!"
Matt: "Oh well."
Kono had been returned. However, he came back with a fear of death so bad he huddled himself in his room. When he told Tsunade why, he was put into the Leaf Village's best mental hospital where he was raped by the inmates, doctors, and Iruka. He spent the rest of his life there. The day of his death became the Leaf Village's biggest holiday: Moron Death Day.
The end. R&R