Welcome to Japan!!
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(A/N) Last time we left our "heroes" or shall I say "weirdos" they were all huddled together trying to figure out what happened, even though we know it was all Kiki's and Legolas' fault. Well do you think Avril (Advil) will say yes on the good ol' Snape? read and find out you loozers!'
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"So, which one of you is Snape??"

Snape went a hint of pink as he hesitantly raised his hand.

Avril lifted a brow as Inuyasha and Draco snickered.

"Ew! No! NEVER!!!!!!!!"

Snape whimpered and Inuyasha and Draco stoped laughing.

"I-its alright, I understand..." Snape said meekly. He then backed up a little, and left.

"HEY!!", Britney scolded,"That was uncalled for!! Y-you..."

"Mudblood!" Draco finished.

"What?", The group questioned simultainously.

"Grrr....never mind!"

"Well sorry!!! But would any of you date him??"

The group fell silent.

"Exactly!"

"Alright, alright." Jeni said rather impatienly,"Listen, its only one night Lagvine, Im sure you dated weirder fans. Now, go find him, say yes, and can get on ith our miserable lives!!!"

Jeni snatched a large sack of money from Draco's pocket,"Hey!! Those are mine!!"

Avril caught sight of the sack and instantly agreed.

"But Snape could be anywhere!!" Legolas reminded.

"I have idea!!" Erik said, "I saw Mothman Prophecies last night, Indrid, you have the power to see into peoples minds right? Could you help us find him?"

"Of course."
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Snape walked through downtown Japan. He sighed and sat dow on a nearby bench. He contemplated on past events until....

"Hey stranger! You droped this!!"

Snape turned to his left to see...

"Potter??!! What are you doing here??"

The stranger looked confused, "Have we met?"

"Wheres you're scar??"

"Huh? I think you got the wrong person Mr...my names Max Potter!!"

"And I'm Lexi, but can call me JuunanazGurl!! Well, Lexis shorter...whatever." Said a girl from behind Max.

"Here, you dropped this." Max held out Snapes wand.

'Give me that!" Snape snaped.

"Soo.....who are you anyway? Why are you here?" Lexi pondered

Snape explained himself and everything else about the story. And of course Max and Lexi offered to help, and...yeah. So, the three hung around downtown when finally.....

"Snape!!"

Snape turned to see Legolas, Serena, Jeni, James, Jessie, Cosmo, Wanda, Indrid, Avril, Kiki, Inuyasha, Draco, Ryoko, Kagome, Britney, Erik and Dumbledore stand by a clothes shop.

"Who are they?" Max questioned, " Are they those people you told us about?"

"Yup." Snape said lazily (Put in the same order as listed above), "Elf-boy, Queen-Klutz, Homeless-Haircase, Idiot-Imbesile, Freakhaired-Bitch, Wizard-Wannabe, Witch-Wannabe, Moth-Kid, Avril, Weird-Wench, Demon El Demented, Rich-Bitch, Trailer-Trash, Sappy-Schoolgirl, Slut o' Matic, Perfect-Prettyboy, and Old-Hag."

"HEY!!"

Snape smirked.
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