Minerva Paradiso
Only one person got number nine in my last chapter. Thank you, DarkShadowOwl for understanding irony. You have one the distinguished only-person-apparently-who-gets-irony award! Lets give her a round of applause, folks!
1. She used to want a pony for every birthday until she turned seven.
2. Her mother was the only one who actually understood her.
3. She now plans on either curing cancer, or killing it.
4. Depending on what quote the newspapers use.
5. She wonders if Artemis ever came back.
6. Or if he's just ignoring her.
7. She really doesn't mind having Lili in her lab all the time.
8. She just hates it when that idiot Kelp comes to pick her up.
9. Really, one of the reasons people call Lili stupid is that it's obvious Kelp doesn't want her.
10. Minerva wonders what happened to all her old friends.
11. She used to spend hours playing with them.
12. Then someone said that she would never amount to anything.
13. That's when books and computers became the important thing.
14. She wouldn't mind if Daddy got Justin Timberlake to sing at her birthday.
15. Maybe she would catch up with her friends.
BONUS!
16. She is not entirely sure what kind of people she would love.
If you don't get 16, well... I'm sure you'll get it eventually. Think about rainbows and Oscar from the office.