It's the little things that count

by LoopedInTheLoops

Dimitri glanced at her miserably. He hardly ever looked at her. This was mostly because she took his breath up every time he had the misfortune to look at her. He found himself choking desperately and gasping for air.

7. Chapter 7

I love Abe ~~~~ Don't you?

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Lesson

How to be a good mobster by Abe Mazur

Have a striking appearance, in an attempt to be memorable (Look at me, for an example)

Do not curse. Cursing is not cool. Cursing makes you look like a gangster, something which we are not. We are civilized people and are not uncouth.

Have good vocabulary. It is not cool when you're lost for words and have to repeat yourself. The person instantly loses all fear of you.

Always threaten. Never do what you threaten. Dangling the idea in front of the person is far more constructive and instills fear more quickly.

Have plenty of bodyguards beside you. It shows that you're rich and can do anything you want, which is extremely cool.

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