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Assassin's Creed chapter 7: Malik!!!!!!

The path to Jerusalem

I shared a horse with Altair(I am not risking sharing one with David.) he didn't seem to care.......much. Occasionally I would ask him question's, he would answer me with a "No." "Yes." or a ".........."

"Altair, do you have any friend's?"

".........."

"Am I annoying?"

"Yes."

"Are we there yet?"

"No."

"Is it OK if I start singing with David?" Altair didn't answer and I turned to David. "Wanna sing with me to annoy Altair?" Altair grimaced, already imagining what me and David would sound like. I don't sing very bad, in fact, most people like my singing. So, Altair grimacing made me feel a little bit annoyed.

And when i'm annoyed, you guy's already know what I do.

I say what I think.

"Oh dear god Altair! I'm not that bad of a singer you dumb bunny!"

I'm really running out of names to call Altair and David. God, I really need to think of better ones.

Altair didn't do anything.

Dammit!

I growled and poked his hood. Thinking up nicknames for him. Hmmmmm what did Diya think he was like when I started ranting to her about him on Mabinogi? .........Hmmmmm Altair, Altar.......

Altard! Perfect! Just the thing Diya called him!

I grinned and I poked him again.

"Hey Altair, can I give you a nickname?" I asked, he ignored me, I decided to take it as a yes. "Will you kill me if you don't like the nickname? Because if you do, I'll never get to see Jerusalem." He still didn't answer me. "OK Altair, from now on, you shall be called Altard!" He lowered his head but did nothing else.

And then David began to sing.

If you think that you know a really bad singer, David is the worst.

He sang 'If I were a Boy.' I shuddered, he sang worse than my DAD. Altair flinched, waiting for me to tell David to stop. Normally I wouldn't have, only I was SUFFERING from is singing also.

"David, SHUT THE HELL UP! Altair is right in front of me so I can grab a throwing knife, implant it in your throat, and leave you to rot!" David stopped automatically. I smiled happily and began humming good song's.

You know, Linkin Park, Nickleback, Simple Plan.

Everything just went on like that for the next hour, and then we FINALLY got to Jerusalem.

Jerusalem

"So....... are you guy's going to jump up wall's, leaving me behind, or will one of you guy's actually help me?" I asked, David sighed and shook his head while Altair began to climb up the wall's. "Looks like your going to have to help me out." I grinned and we began to climb the walls.

"OK, I'm going to pick you up, nad when I say now, grab onto that." He said pointing to a ledge.

".....I think I'll just sneak past the guards." David shrugged.

"Fine, have it your way." I climbed down and walked past the guards, none of them noticed me for some reason. I saw Altair and David waiting for me.

"Hi Altard!" I said cheerfully. I turned to the snickering David. "Hi Butt-face!" David stopped laughing and frowned.

"Bureau, bureau, bureau, bureau." I chanted quietly. I couldn't wait, Jerusalem's Bureau leader is MALIK! The assassin with one arm! Thank you youtube and Wikipedia for giving me all this information. We climbed up a ladder and began jumping roof's. I'm afraid of height's, but jumping off roof's is like running on the track field while jumping every few seconds, not all that bad. Now, jumping off the roof's or the leap of faith.......those are creepy. I don't understand and never will understand how assassin's could do the leap of faith.

"We are here." Altair said as he jumped into the bureau. David turned to me and grinned.

"Who will you land on this time? Me or Altair?" he asked, I planned out what to do in my mind before speaking.

"Try to get Malik down there, I'll land on him. Just tell Altair to help you out, I'm sure he would like to see me land on Malik.....like I landed on him." David laughed but nodded, jumping down carefully. I heard David whisper some word's to Altair and I heard a bit of shuffling, I looked down to see Altair.

"Are you sure you want to get killed by Malik?" he asked me. I shrugged.

"It's either that Malik guy or you again." I said, choosing my word's carefully. Altair smirked and went into the other room. I snickered to myself as I heard Malik and Altair enter the room.

"Hey dude, don't kill me ok?" I heard David say.

"Wha-" I heard fast shuffling, which meant my next victim was trying to regain his balance. I like to think of myself as brave for doing this, it's near suicide for a kid. Besides, I was not landing on David because Diya would kill me online if she found out, and Altair would kill me if I landed on him again.

"WHEE!" I shouted as I jumped down. I landed an him and he fell over.

Wow, I know I'm a little bit heavy but I still don't get how they always fall over when I land on them. Altair smirked and David laughed.

"What is going on here Altair?!" Malik yelled. I jumped off and hid behind David.

"Sorry! But I wasn't about to land on Altair!" Malik growled and went into the other room, brushing himself off. Altair followed, chuckling softly.

I guess it was pretty funny, when I landed on Malik he fell to the ground face first.

"You know, maybe it would have been better if you landed on me." David said "Malik will probably murder you in your sleep." Just then Altair walked back in, a frown plastered on his face.

"David, you will come with me for the time being, Kim....you will stay here and try not to get yourself killed." He smirked a bit. "It does sound like something you would do." I ignored the insult and focused on the more important thing.

Altair actually called David and I by our NAMES. Not by 'Child', 'Kid', or the most common, 'girl.'

Altair began to leave before I stopped him by pulling on his sleeve.

"Did you actually call us by our names?" I asked, still very surprised. He frowned and pulled away from me, beginning to climb upwards.

"No girl, what are you talking about?"

Darn, maybe I was imagining thing's.

Altair waited at the top for David.

"Don't try to get yourself killed!" David said, patting my head. "Even though you would probably be happy getting killed by the one you fangirl over." He climbed up and began to walk away.

"I do not fangirl over anyone! I just think Malik would be the coolest big brother!" I shouted after him. I heard a laugh, and glared down at the ground. Stupid Zero, never believing a word I say. My thought's wandered to how bored I was, and how much fun it would be to annoy Malik.

Sure, getting killed is fun, yeah right.

But I didn't have anything better to do, and the least I could do was try talking to Malik, even though I had a high chance to get killed.

I shrugged at my thoughts and walked into the room anyway, if Malik wouldn't talk to me I could alway's just ask for a pen and paper and you know, draw something or write a journal entry. When Malik heard me he looked up.

"Hi....." I said nervously. Malik glared at me as he spoke.

"What business do you have here child?" he said coldy, I frowned.

"Well, I just wanted to talk! God, your acting like Altair after I landed on him! Only Altair talked less!"

".....Do you land on everyone?"

".....Not answering that."

Malik smirked and went back to work, whatever his work was. I tried copying him, but it was hard. After a while of looking like a fool pretending to be Malik, he glared at me again.

"What are you doing?" he asked.

"Uhh................" I smiled innocently "Nothing, nothing!" Malik frowned.

"If I talk to you for awhile, will you not do...whatever you were doing ever again???"

"Sure! Let's play a game!" I nearly laughed at Malik's expression. The look on his face said as clear as crystal 'What have I gotten myself into???' I grinned.

"What game....?"

"Uhhh.....5 questions! I'll ask you 5 question's that you have to answer, and then you get to ask me 5 question's!"

"......Fine."

"From a scale of 1 to 10 how much to you hate Altair?" I asked, not thinking about my question.

"Scale?"

"Good answer." I smiled "Now, what are your thoughts on me and David?"

"Is David that young man?" I wanted to reply with 'David? A man? No way!' but, I was trying to be less of a brat... so I wouldn't make another assassin enemy.

....But would Altair still be counted as my enemy?

"Yup that's him."

"He seems fine enough, it's you that trouble's me."

I didn't know whether to take that as a insult or a complement.

At least Malik is nicer then Altair.

I was right when I said Malik would make the perfect big brother.

This chappie is now completed! It's hard to write chappies, I'm on vacation right now.

Diya, I'm disapointed with myself T.T I'm only 178 word's away from 2000 word's!