ZAFT of the radiance

Inside Dr. Weird's PINGAS! Somewhere in the South Jersey PINGAS! Dr. Weird: Gentlemen, behold! PINGAS! Geno: Why are we replacing some PINGAS! With PINGAS? Dr. Weird: I don't know what you are PINGAS! About. Geno: (angry) Well its PINGAS! Dr. Weird: Its not PINGAS! Its PINGAS!

A dark room appears, suddenly lit by a single spotlight revealing the announcer from G-Gundam sitting in a stool

I would like, if I may, to take you to a world of insanity and gratuitous murder. The Kira, Athrun and Shinn show. In the last episode Rau le Creuset was killed by Patrick Zala in a fit of vengeance, Master Asia annihilated Swarchz Bruder, The commentators hired by Char we're killed by Protoman hired on as a referee. While firing the judges replacing them with forgotten Mexican cartoon characters. Domon Kasshu got smacked in the face by Bowser, Athrun was having the revenge road trip from hell, Beecha was forced to become a slave to pay off his gambling debt, where he is ruthlessly dominated by a Moblin, aliasoddity the author of this series is blatantly abusing his powers made a 1.5 million bet on a mysterious outcome. And much more. Meanwhile Char continues his plan to kill all Char clones unaware that Kira has discovered his plan. And now rushes to stop it. Who will win? Who will survive? Does anyway even care? Find out today The announcer takes of his suit revealing a pink undershirt and his eyepatch standing up and pumping his fists in the air. Gundam fight! Ready! GO!

Chapter 6: The end of all Char

Written by GLaDOS

We begin at the edge of Las Vegas, Nevada. Athrun in the Zalamobile, completely wrecked, dented, battered, and near useless. With all its windows shattered and a cracked windshield a wheel rim broken. Its red paint clawed off and the antenna was stolen by a bunch of ten year old drug mules. Athrun, dirty, tattered and nearly dead outside and definitely dead inside stares at the Vegas strip. Getting off the car he falls on his knees weeping with joy. Athrun: "Finally! After getting drugged, scalped, stopped by cops, stuck in a five hour traffic jam, getting shot at by Latino gangs, nearly raped by inbred mutants, and attacked by the men in black and the goddamn Brood from Halo. I'm finally here! Finally I'm gonna slaughter those jerks, and take back my hair!" Suddenly the Zalamobile explodes spectacularly in a ball of apocalyptic fire. Its fender flying off the distance. While Athrun watches the disaster, leaving him stunned and paralyzed. "WHY!" (suddenly Leevers pop out of the sand going after Athrun, and the screen goes black) Somewhere in the desert nearby Vince McMahon somehow survived his brush with death, with his skin horribly burned, his fingerprints cut off and dragging himself across the desert. Vince: Yes! I'm alive! I'm paralyzed from the waist down, horribly maimed and scarred! But I'm alive! And I'm gonna kill that bitch who shot me! Screw the lawyers! No one messes with Vincent Kennedy McMahon! (suddenly he notices the Zalamobile flying fender plummeting at Vince) (dejected) Oh, crap. (The fender proceeds to crush Vince's head breaking his skull, and splattering his brains all over the desert.

Meanwhile in Kira, Athrun, and Shinn mansion. We discover it in flames. With most of the guests fleeing to avoid the masses of cops, firemen, and witnesses. Sting, and Auel are inside the back of a police car, while cops struggle to catch a drunk and high Stellar. Stellar: manic, hyper naked and running around like a nut, while holding a lighter "!" Kiyone: chasing after Stellar "Get back here Dammit!" Mihoshi: chasing Stellar but exhausted and holding his chest with her arm "Stop... please..." falls down "Why... does... it... have to be... physical labor..." loses consciousness Kiyone: calls to his radio "Damn, officer down! We need backup! And Defibrillators! And where is the Trilam? This girl just wont fall down! Dammit Mihoshi wake your ass up!"

At the same time Bowser was finished eating in the buffet. After clearing out the table and sending the restaurant into bankruptcy. He goes to see the shows when he discovers a show in the Luxor. Bowser: Hmm, Smurf gladiatorial combat? Why not?

Inside he finds masses of people watching Brainy and Jokey smurf, fighting each other with swords and tridents. While Gargamel watches on wearing an emperors toga and leaf wreath. Eventually Brainy stabs Jokey with his sword and places it in his head ready for the kill. The masses cheer wildly as Gargamel gives the thumbs down, the cliched Roman gladiator kill sign. Brainy proceeds to stab Jokey in the aorta Causing instant death and accidental decapitation. While Brainy could only look in horror.

"Brainy: (sad and angry) Are you Smurftertained?" Bowser: "Whoa this is pretty bad ass!" Aliasoddity is also there eating next to Bowser. "Yeah, I hate smurfs. I was probably the only kid who wanted to see this happen to them. Deal with it, Smurfs suck ass! Snorks are better! Bowser: (concerned) "You're a sadist you know that. And shouldn't we be moving on to the finals by now? I mean its been three episodes. Shouldn't you be doing something about the main plot?" lAiasoddity: with an evil smile "Not just yet."

Meanwhile Beecha is going up an elevator to the MGM Grand's penthouse. Beecha: "So if I do this you'll clear my debt?" Moblin: "Yeah, yeah, yeah." The elevator opens and the duo enters the penthouse suite. Where massive bondage equipment is strewn along the floor and walls Beecha is clearly scared while the Moblin is unfazed. Even after seeing body bags. They go to the innermost area where they find Mr. Monopoly in leather chaps and a whip. Moblin: "Here you go Mr. Monopoly!"

Mr. Monopoly: "Oh yes, thank you my good man." The Moblin leaves Beecha, locking the door and trapping him inside. Beecha relentlessly bangs the door as Mr. Monopoly closes in, the screen going black.

Back with Bowser and aliasoddity Bowser "You scarred me for life you sick bastard!" Aliasoddity: "OK, back to the plot."

Inside the arena in the MGM Grand the finals are about to start J.R. And Jerry are somehow alive with kunai topped with talismans in their necks. J.R. "Well welcome back to the Char games. If you are wondering how we are alive its because of Kabuto Yakushi using his Impure world resurrection jutsu. Which basically has us as slaves to the casino's will since he sold us as collateral to gamble". Jerry: (manic) "Brains!" J.R. Anyway we are now starting the finals, with the first fight of the finals. Jerry then starts gnawing on J. R's left arm "Dammit King stop eating my arm!" (sighs) "Stupid jutsu, why did Kabuto have to be drunk when he did the jutsu?" Jerry: with his mouth full "Brains!"

Protoman: OK bitches! Time for the finals! The fights are Master Asia versus Graham Aker, and Zechs, I mean Milliardo Peacecraft versus Athrun Zala! I want a gory horrendous fight that will get a lot of Pay per view movie and at least 100,000 views on YouTube! So lets get it on! (the bell rings)

The first fight begins, Master Asia against Graham Aker. The two fighters prepared to face each other in an epic battle. The rivals fight on an equal level until. Master Asia: "You are very good boy! But the time for games is over!" Master Asia begins to glow in a golden light and charges up purple energy in his right hand and lunges with a cry of "Darkness finger!" Graham: "So be it." Graham also glows golden and charges up energy in left hand Lunging with a cry of "Graham finger!" The two fingers collide creating a huge explosion that consumes the ring and rises up destroying floor after floor of the MGM grand, leaving gaping holes in their wakes. As the energy rockets upwards into space at faster than light speeds, until it reaches Venus blowing it up into pieces. All to the tune of G-Gundam's "Flying in the sky" As the smoke cleared it was clear that nothing remained. Protoman barely escaping the explosion, minus legs which were vaporized from the knee below. And the ring was reduced to a giant crater.

Protoman: Looks like a double K.O. And, medic!

At that Kira took was about to take the nuclear bomb when he was stopped by Lalah Sune holding a gun. Lalah: (angrily) "Not again! I won't let you stop the captain! Even if he is a retard!" Kira: "Why are you doing this?" Lalah: (crying) "Because the captain found me!" Kira: You shouldn't help him if you don't want to. You should listen to your heart and decide whats right. Don't let someone else use you! Lalah (drops her gun) You're right. (sobs) I can't do this anymore... I will be a librarian!

Thank you, friend (Lalah leaves) Kira: Wow... (grabs the bomb and leaves) I gotta stop Char, but I'll need help!

Now that a replacement ring has been found. Shinn and Milliardo begin their final battle. The winner shall be the champion, the Char clone of Char clones. Tails doll: (in the corner) Go Athrun! Remember, The eye of Can you feel the sunshine?

Beecha suddenly appears burnt and sooty, with his clothes horribly scorched. Tails doll: (looks at Beecha and gets shocked) Holy Shit! What the hell happened? Beecha: Well, I was locked in a room. Tied up to a rack, and about to be taken advantage of by Mr. frickin Monopoly. Then a giant explosion came from under the floor, killing that sicko and almost killing me as well. Tails doll: damn... Anyway the finals are on! Shinn is dodging Milliardo's attacks with difficulty his speed being three times faster than an Aries. While Shinn dodges and throws a punch to Milliardos gut knocking him back. Shinn: You cannot beat the fire! Now to kill you! (Shinn pulls out the Big Zam and prepares to fire) Go to hell! Kira: Stop! (Kira runs to the stage, holding the bomb leaving the crowd in shock) This bomb is... Guards: Terrorist! (starts shooting their machine guns at Kira causing him to dodge cartoon style) Terrorist! Char: (appears angrily) Gimme back my bomb! How am I supposed to kill everyone without it... crap...

Guards: (Look at Char and start shooting him too causing both him and Kira to be forced to dodge) Terrorist! Terrorist! While the guards shoot a huge explosion burst out from backstage, followed by an energy blast that kills Milliardo and the security guards. Athrun shows up. Bloody, maimed, with ripped clothes, and with his sombrero gone Kira: (overjoyed) Yay! Athrun's come to save us! Athrun: (with blood shot eyes and foaming moth he raised his hand and summons a storm) Kakaka! QWERTY! Expellio! Woolworth's! Mecha Athrun Zala! Suddenly lightning strikes Athrun making grow 50 feet tall and gaining a Mecha Godzillla like appearance with blue hair, red skin, an antenna on top and a mono eye. Who proceeds to roar with rage.

Kira: (overjoyed) Yay! Athrun come to kill us! Shinn: You really are a idiot you know.

The crowds run in panic, fleeing the MGM Grand while Kira, Shinn, Tails doll, Beecha, and Char look on in fear. Mecha Athrun: Prepare to die motherfuckers! Athrun fires an atomic flame from his mouths at the group while Kira holds up the nuke to shield him. When the flame hit the bomb, it exploded in a nuclear blast destroying the city of Las Vegas in a rain of para nuclear hell.

Some days later, Kira, Athrun, Shinn, Tails doll, along with Beecha are in a bus heading home. All five of them are in various stages of injury, Kira with a broken leg, Athrun with his scalp sewn back in and with bandages covering his arms, Shinn in a full body cast, Tails doll with his left arm and right leg torn off with stuffing showing from the wounds, and Beecha with his face bandaged whole. Kira: (happily) Well, that was fun! Athrun: (upset) shut... up... Shinn: (mumbles incoherently) Beecha: At least it can't get worse dudes. The group reach their mansion and exit only to see the mansion burned to the ground, stunned silent Athrun then begins to cry.

Finally in Acapulco. Master Asia and Graham are relaxing on the beach with the five million dollar prize in tow and beautiful women around them. Graham: (sipping Pina colada) Ah! This is the life! Master Asia (laughs) Yes, indeed! Still how did we survive anyway? I mean we disintegrated in a huge explosion. And then a nuke destroyed Vegas charring all the corpses and killing Everyone on the Vegas strip. Graham: Yes, its almost like somebody intervened in our behalf. aliasoddity: That would be me.

Master Asia:(surprised) An author? But why? aliasoddity: Are you kidding? You two are the best characters of the whole franchise! I couldn't let you die! Graham: (concerned) But won't you get in trouble for doing this? aliasoddity: Not really, I bribed the high council of fan-fiction authors with some of the money I won from the bets, Djibril was pissed big time. The trio laugh as the sun sets into horizon.

To be continued...