Pizza Man:Why do they want me anyway?
Gang:(shrugs)
Shino:Mail time...
Alright these are my questions
Jiraya: Do you ever get friction burn from your um...constant research? Naruto: Did you know that Sasuke loves you? Tsunade: Are your boobs real? Ino: your hairs pretty Hinata: Did you know that Naruto loves Sasuke? Sakura: Inos hair is prettier than yours Orochimaru: Did you know that Kabuto puts your hand in warm water while you sleep? Kiba: your cuter than Shino Kurenai: Asuma's cheating on you with Anko Neji: my cousin thinks you would look cute in a dress
Jiraya:...Yes...
Naruto:Sasuke loves me?
Sasuke:No!I love pie!
Tsunade:Okay...And,yes,they're real...
Ino:Thank you!It took me a long time to get this perfect hair perfect!
Hinata:Naruto loves Sasuke?
Sasuke:(:3)Naruto pie...
Naruto:Me no likie Sasuke!
Sakura:My hair is much prettier than Ino-Pig's!
Ino:No,it's not,Forehead Girl!
Sakura:It's too!
Ino:It's not!
Sasuke:Ino's hair is better because it's the color of pie cream!
Ino:(gleaming)Told you so!
Sakura:Naruto!Who's hair is better!?
Naruto:Yours!!Believe it!!
Ino:No fair!He loves you!
Sakura:And Sasuke loves pie!
Ino:Then we need someone who thinks of us the same!
Sakura:...Shino?Whose hair do you think is better?
Shino:...
Sakura and Ino:Well!?
Shino:(cough)Hinata's!(cough)
Orochumaru:Really?Kabuto does that to me...?Kabuto,when I get my hands on you I'll(goes off muttering)
Kiba:I'm glad that SOMEBODY thinks I'm hotter than Shino!
Shino:Cuter...
Kiba:Whatever!
Kurenai:Asuma cheating on me?
Asuma:Don't listen to their lies!
Kurenai:(still suspicious)...
Neji:In a dress?A tutu,maybe,but a dress?Nah...I wouldn't...
My question is for Sasuke:
How would you feel if you died at the very last esposide of the entire Naruto series?
Sasuke:If I died at the last episode,I would feel depressed that I haven't become Pie King of Pie Kingdom...or was it because I didn't kill my brother and avenge my clan...?Nope!It would be because I'm not the king of pies!
Shikamaru:Next letter...
Kakashi:
Do you like-like Anko? You should like-like Anko, she rocks. Also, I, as the supreme co-ruler of the giant mutated mini muffins, comand you to take off any thing that is covering your face. And, were you ever in ANBU? If so, what was your rank? also, I toatally love you. Oh! one more thing! How old are you? And I now benevolently give to you (drum roll) a pet hermit crab.
Kakashi:No,I don't,because she's kind of coo-coo...No,I have not been in the ANBU...And I'm 26...ignore the gray hair...And I don't care what you are,I'm not removing the mask!Besides,I can defeat your evil minions!Muffins are my favorites...A pet hermit crab,cool! I'll name you,Mr.Krab...
Mr.Krab:...
Naruto:On to the next letter!!!!
Hi!
Naruto:
Can I have your hat that you don't have?
Sasuke:
:stare: You gots a chicken-butt for hair.
Sakura:
Stare into the cealing. There's a gift.
Lee:
Woot
Neji:
No, you aren't. I am, so there.
Kiba:
What do you use in the food you feed Akamaru?
Shikamaru:
Your philosophy is life is truly one worth following
And due to the fact that follow the Shikamaru lifestyle, I can't be bothered finishing this troublesome letter. Jane
Naruto:Well,it's my hat...So no...
Sasuke:(sticks tongue at you)Phhht!!
Sakura:A gift?(looks up;on top is a bucket of slime)Aah!
Neji:(looks at rope)What do this do...?(pulls)
Bucket of green slime:(falls)
Sakura:Aaaaaahhhhh!!!!!(green slime all over)My hair!Neji,you're gonna pay for this!!
Neji:But-but-but-
Sakura:(attacks)
Lee:Go Sakura!And thank you...
Neji:(getting beat up at the moment)Ow!Ow!Ow!
Kiba:I feed Akamaru a can of his favorite dog food!(whispering)Let me tell you this...It's not meat...
Akamaru:?
Shikamaru:...Next letter,please...
Hi everyone! Naruto,
This time I brought drinks, and not alcoholic drinks mind you!
(a huge teapot appears out of no where with enough cups for everyone and extras in case other people appear) I hope you like it green!
Alright, sorry the last letter was long, I'll try to make this one shorter...
Temari,
If you didn't make Hokage (although I hope you will) what would you choose to do? (alternative career option?)
Pizza Guy,
Has Gaara ever tried tranquilizers or sleeping pills for his insomnia?
Orochimaru,
Who are you really? Are you someone in disguise?
Sasuke,
What will you do once you learn all the jutsus in the world?
Was one of your parents a snake?
Tsunade,
(smacks him, de-marshmellow creams him, and somehow takes the gel out of his hair making it sag.)
SNAP OUT OF THE PIE WORSHIPPING PHASE!
Sorry everyone, I didn't mean for him to go nuts when I dumped marshmellow stuff on him...
Oh and that's all...good day!
Have you ever had deeper feelings for the former members on your team other than friends?
(don't hurt me!)
Naruto:If I couldn't make it as Hokage(I will,though!)I would probably be an ANBU or a acadamy teacher!
Temari:Gaara have used them but they never work...Actually,they increased his insomnia!
Pizza Guy:I'm just a everyday pizza guy!Remind me,you guys are ninjas,why can't you poof outta here...?
Kids:We can't!
Jonins:But we can!
Kakashi:(poofs out)...(poofs back in)What...?
Kurenai:(poofs out)...(poofs back in)Hey!
Asuma:(poofs out)...(poofs in)What's going on?!(tries again;fail)
Gai:(you know)We can't leave this youthful place!!!
Orochumaru:Useless...And what'll I do after all jutsu is mine...I don't really know...I'll brainstorm...No,my parents are not snakes... Though my uncle is...
Sasuke:Ow!Ow!Ow!(marshmallow cream)Ew!(gel out)My hair!...Ha!I still love pies!And ice cream!
Tsunade:What are you nuts!?Jiryria's a pervert!Orochumaru's a freak!
Orochumaru:That wasn't nice to say...
Jiryria:Okay,then!I don't want you either,Tsunade!
Hinata:Tea!!
Gang:Yay!(drinks)
Tenten:Next letter is from neko oni!
NEJI YOU ARE SO HOT!
orochumaru,GO BURN IN HELL! Tenten,will you please shave off lee and gai's eyebrows
Neji:Me first!And thank you!I believe so,too!
Orochumaru:Why is everyone's hating me!?
Tenten:I would love to!
Gai:Tenten...
Lee:Tenten...
Tenten:Hehehe...(attacks)
Kiba:Next letter!
Temari
Have you ever hit Kankuro with the fan when he makes you mad? P.S. Do your brothers steal your makeup. Sasuke Do you like pumpkin pie Neji Have you ever heard linkin park? Pizza Guy Are you happy with your job? Asuma If you keep smoking you will not be able to admit your feelings for Kurenai. Ino You know your annoying right Shikamaru ...your cool as hell!
Temari:Yes...A lot of time...Except in the presence of Gaara...Yes,Kankuro steals my makeup...
Sasuke:Pumpkin pie...?Yummmy!I like pumpkin flavored ice cream,too!
Neji:Yeah,I heard of them!I think they're pretty good!
Pizza Guy:Well...Not really...Because one time,I was on the job,and I had to deliver 16 boxes of pizza!And I went to a long journey, nearly broke my back,almost got eaten,nearly died,and guess what!?I FORGOT THE DRINKS!!!!!!!!(cries)
Hinata:Poor guy...
Asuma:I'll say...And I know that...But even if I didn't smoke,I get tongue-tied!
Kurenai:That's right!You would go(deep voice)Morf ga lunka!Merf loverga louu!
Ino:Yes,I'm annoying...But it's what I do!
Shikamaru:Thanks for thinking that...That's it?Okay then,R&R!
Ground:(a hand comes out)
Gang:Aaaahh!!!!
Haku:(climbs out)Give me your hands,Zabuza!
Zabuza:(grab hands)Thanks...(climbs up)
Hole:(disappear)
Naruto:Did you come from hell!?
Haku:No,we were buried right below you...
Sakura:But we're millions of miles away from the mist village!
Kakashi:And you're dead!
Zabuza:Your point?