Chapter 8. Surprise Sunshine!

Ashley started to emerge from the dream world and slowly opened her eyes and groaned; quickly Kid took in a breath and rolled over to grasp her wrists.

"You're awake! Are you ok? Ashley, are you normal now?"

She smiled up at him, "Yeah, of course I'm fine what are you talking abo… KID WHY AM I NAKED IN A T-SHIRT! WHY ARE YOU TOPLESS…"

He smirked, "Hey it was you who launched on me, don't worry I refused. I knew you wouldn't really want to get to that stage this early on."

Ashley jerked and her eyes widened, "WHAT! I LAUNCHED ON YOU!"

"Yeah and you did remove your own bra by the way."

She went bright pink and her eyes started to water, "Oh my god I remember now!"

Ashley clasped her hands over her mouth in horror. Kid grinned, hey Ashley your smoking hot!" He mimicked her.

She tried to look angry but she let out a smile between the blushing and grabbed a book, "So we are doing impressions now are we? Alright then Kid, ASHLEYYYYY CHOP!"

Kid rolled off the bed and collapsed in a heap on the floor, "Damn Ashley I was trying to flirt you idiot!"

She knelt down next to him and pressed her lips on his left cheek to match the one she left last night, "I know, and now you're symmetrical."

He smiled and helped her up off the floor, "Get dressed now we should go and see how the others ended up, he laughed."

Ashley got several quick flashbacks of the recent situations before she went up to Kid's room; she cringed at the thought but released a small sneer. "That will be entertaining."

Ashley quickly raced downstairs to collect her bag and dashed back upstairs and shut the door.

"Shit."

"What's wrong Ash?"

"Kid I have a problem."

She turned round to face him, and showed him a vibrant purple crop top and a pair of denim shorts.

"What's wrong with that it will suit you," Kid stared blankly at the outfit like it was no big deal.

"How could you say that? My scars will show! That's an enormous deal!"

He sighed, "Ashley everyone has seen your scars anyway, if people can't deal with your scars it's their problem. They should like you for who you are, not your image."

She muttered several short phrases under her breath as she quickly changed into the clothes. They were extremely tight, Kid twitched and quickly turned around to his mirror and held him hand over him face, but the blood still ran through his finger-tips. He's got a nose bleed from seeing me? Ashley looked down at herself and realised how tight the top was, it was practically showing high amounts of breast and turning round to look in the mirror next to Kid the shorts really flattered her ass. She slowly fell to her knees,

"I'm such a slut, I knew I would be judged by my scars but now I'm also a slut! I'm such a failure" She moaned.

"So that's one thing we have in common," Kid smirked before sitting next to her and holding her in his arms letting time fly.

Meanwhile downstairs the nightmare started to become reality for the hung over weapons and meisters as they slowly started to awaken. Soul Evans flickered his eyelids to show his crimson red jewels of eyes and gradually started to understand his surroundings, he was in Kid's living room on the couch with something on top of him…wait, he had something on top of him! He started playing twenty questions with himself in his head, ok…I'm pretty sure it's bigger than a microwave; hang on its heavy…why the hell am I thinking about this and not just finding out, not cool soul not cool. He cut off the voices in his head and looked down to see his worst nightmare but still his wildest dreams appear before him. The blonde meister lay across his body with her head resting innocently on his bare chest. He sighed and let a smile slip from his lips before he saw it…yes, how did it take him this long to realise. Soul gritted his teeth and widened his red eyes which matched the blood dripping from his nose. Maka, the sweet kind loving little bookworm…had her top undone. He scanned the room in search of help but her f*cking breasts were blocking the way!

"S-soul? Are you awake?"

Soul quickly turned his head following the exhausted voice too see BlackStar lying on the floor with a naked lady lying across him, he looked a right state.

"BlackStar quick! Get your lazy ass off the floor and…wait is that Patty?!"

"Yeah…"

Soul sighed, "Anyway, please help me get off Maka! If she wakes up and realises whats going on she will kill me, and I can't get her off on my own she's too heavy; her tits were way bigger than we anticipated!"

"You think you're stuck cause Maka has big tits? Do you not look at Patty?"

"Well not like that!" Soul groaned.

Soul shuddered when he felt the weight move,

"W-whats going on…"

The meister sat up and shrieked as she felt the warmth of fresh blood splatter her skin. Her eyes widened when she realised why Soul was drowning in his own blood.

"AAAAAAHHHHHHH SOUL YOU PERVERT WHY ARE YOU LOOKING AT MY BREASTS? WHATS GOING ON! RAPE! RAPE! RAPE! RAPE!"

BlackStar burst into hysterical laughter which woke up the sleeping ditsy beauty who leaned down over him. BlackStar stopped laughing as the blood spewed from his face.

"PATTY PUT SOME CLOTHES ON PLEASE BEFORE I DIE OF BLOOD LOSS!"

Patty giggled and crossed her arms, "You don't like it BlackStar?"

"Of course I do its just,"

In that split second Maka had realised Liz who was sleeping with her head on Maka's book, she snatched it out from under Liz so her head smashed down on the coffee table and Maka chopped Soul and BlackStar.

"AAAHHHHHHH MAKA WHY!" Soul and BlackStar screamed in unison.

"STOP BEING PERVES!" Maka jumped off of Soul and stood with her hands on her hips, "Now does anyone remember what happened last night?"

Soul and BlackStar's eyes were as big as plates and were fixated on Maka. She looked at them confused and slightly creeped out.

"Er Maka…your shirt is still undone…" Liz smirked, since she was woken up from the book and all.

"MAKAAAAA CHOP CHOP CHOP" She screamed as the book crashed into Soul, BlackStar and Liz's heads.

Patty, who was still naked rolled onto her front and started having a laughing fit. Liz screamed and threw a blanket over her oblivious sister.

"Jesus Patty! Know the limits!"

Suddenly everyone's attention was drawn to an awfully dark figure striding towards them from behind the couch.

"BLACKSTAR."

Blackstar trembled in fear at his weapon's almighty death stare.

"Y-yes Tsubaki?"

She forced her right hand up into the air and crashed a beer bottle down into his head. Everyone leaped onto the couch next to Soul and Maka and clinged onto each other in terror of Tsubaki's wrath. They should have seen this coming, for an extremely good looking girl in her underwear she was very intimidating.

"I forgot the consequences of letting her drink too much." Maka quivered.

"THAT'S FOR LEAVING THE TOILET SEAT UP!" Tsubaki bellowed down onto BlackStar who had fallen to his knees and started pleading for her mercy.

She sighed, "Ok now that's over what about breakfast?"

Everyone's jaws dropped, "WHAT!" they all screamed in sync.

Just then Ashley and Kid strolled inside and paused in shock at their friend's mannerisms; then burst out laughing while bringing a plate of food in and spreading it out across the coffee table. Everyone giggled and smiled, Patty had wrapped herself up in a blanket to cover up a little, BlackStar was cramming the food into his face, Tsubaki had relaxed a little but had fallen asleep because of that, Maka and Soul were in deep shades of red thinking of the recent events, Liz nursed the lump on her head left from when Maka pulled the book out from under her head and Kid and Ashley were just making convocation while holding hands and being cute.

"Ashley, may I just say that getup suits you perfectly." Liz complimented.

Everyone nodded in agreement,

"Yeah Ash yo looking so hot the roof will burn down!" BlackStar laughed before receiving a full on punch in the face from Soul.

"Don't talk about my sister like that you jerk!"

"I talk to her like that sometimes but you make no big deal." Kid commented.

"Yeah but your mature and gentlemen. Also you're going out so it's expected." Soul answered.

"Besides, the more boobs the better!" Patty snickered.

"Don't rub it in!" Maka moaned.

Soul glanced over and turned a deeper red than before, "Y-your tits aren't such a bad size Maka." He stuttered.

Everyone started to giggle while Maka quickly finished buttoning up her top.

"So here's a question, what happened last night?" Kid questioned with an evil but rather sexy, according to Ashley, grin.

Everyone exchanged horrified looks and twitched, fiddled and all things awkward.

"Let's just forget it?" Tsubaki shyly requested.

"YES!" Everyone screamed.