VALE

Ruby, Yang, Blake and Weiss were sitting down, the former opening the subtitle ballot with the Rooster Teeth wax seal, the four looking at it for a second, Ruby throwing it away, as the four said their team instead of their names this time, the summary, and the subtitle;

"We, Team RWBY. Are, Reviewing commercials. Subtitle, Like You Give A F**k. COMMERCIALS!"

Ruby says in excitement, "Here we go!", starting the intro song of RWBY's.

Weiss: After these messages... (Yang: ...after these messages...) Blake: ...after these messages... (Ruby: ...after these messages...) ...We'll be right back!

The four reveal the seventh commercial review session title;

EPISODE 7: BATTLE OF THE COMMERCIALS
(Like You Give A F**K)

SPIDER-MAN FOR THE ATARI 2600

"Uh-oh, what's the Green Goblin up to now? Oh, no! He's forcing Spider-Man to play his own Atari game! Actually, that is kind of evil.", Ruby started.

Yang explains, "This is an enjoyably goofy commercial, but what really sells it is the guy playing the Goblin. I think his dentist put meth in his laughing gas. Somehow, we love this guy in this ad. He can't even leave the frame without going nuts!", the Green Goblin in the video game commercial saying to Spider-Man that he's running out of web fluid in the game.

"What's he even saying here? He's so excited, I can't make it out!", Blake questions, the four listening to this again, and they're confused about it, "Okay, I've watched this over a hundred times, I've studied it, I've analyzed every possibility; I still don't know what the hell he's saying! Here are our closest guesses, including Blue Whip? Glue Lids? Blue Wigs? Flu Weed? The last one was close though."

Weiss truthfully said, "We all laughed at this, but honestly, it's not too far off from what some of the Sam Raimi movies have. If Goblin and Spider-Man can relax on a roof in those ridiculous outfits, playing an Atari game isn't too far off."

"Can I say, but web-slinging fun never looked so...pixelated. All in favor of loving Spider-Man.", Ruby ended the Spider-Man Atari commercial, the four raising their hands to confirm they love Spider-Man.

FEDERAL EXPRESS AIR CARGO PLAYSET

Yang surprised, "Whoa! Stand back! The world's most exciting toys are here!", the ad with the playset shown, "Yeah, I remember how jealous I was of the kids that had Federal Express playsets. Here we were, watching the side of our home painted dry, we had no idea there was something even more boring!"

"Hey, slow down! There's only so much excitement we can take!", Blake eased as the commercial showed more details, "I have enough intensity with my Pet Rock, thank you very much.", and the Faunus also says when the kid in the commercial says wow, "Did that really deserve a 'wow'? We could barely muster an 'eh'?"

Weiss reasoned, "That kid must be like, 'I'm prepared for a lifetime of disappointment!'. Yeah, this commercial's pretty much as boring as it sounds. Come on, guys, you had the Micro Machines Man working for you! Couldn't you utilize him somehow?"

"This is so boring, my skin may be turning into cardboard! Let's play something else instead of that, right guys?", Ruby slaps her face in disappointment and asked, the three girls agreeing with her.

Yang concludes, "FedEx, putting 'return to sender' on your kid's imagination.", at the end of the Federal Express playset advertisement.

FROSTED FLAKES

"Ah, Tony the Tiger. You represent everything youthful and strong with the voice of an 80-year-old.", nostalgias Blake, "Though Tony's, of course, still around, there was a very distinct formula that was used in the '80s and '90s ads."

Weiss dislikes one of the commercials' facts, "You see, it always starts with Tony befriending some random kid at some random sport who's always being made fun of by bullies. One of those bullies must be like, 'Time to tie our sweaters around our chests and throw Cadillacs at puppies.'"

"What's wrong with these dipshits? You're making fun of a kid that has a killer predator on his side! This is not gonna end well!", warns Ruby, mimicking as a bully, "'What are you gonna do? Sic your giant animated tiger on me– AAAAAH!' He gets attacked by Tony and so on."

Yang recognizes, "But, of course, it's the great taste of Frosted Flakes that brings out their inner tiger and transforms them into a sport-star.", the four watching the commercial to the fact that the cereal will turn kids into sports stars, "We see some false advertising in that."

"Some meat, protein bars, vegetables; these are things that can make you a better athlete. Sugar-frosted newspaper cannot.", corrected Blake, "Nobody says, 'You know what would make people who eat Wheaties even stronger? Candy flavoring.'"

Weiss adds, "There's even chocolate-covered versions with marshmallows! How is any of this supposed to make you a sport-star? If they really wanted to be honest with the ads, they'd be like-"

"Maybe a ripoff kind of Frosted Flakes with added sugar and no wheat, scraping off the top of granulated sugar cubes and dyeing them brown? If kids eat too much of that, they'll be victims to diabetes! So sad, don't you think?", said Ruby, afraid of the thought.

Yang agrees to her sister, "Agreed. Better stick with Cheerios and other cereals too. Frosted Flakes are still tasty, just not too much on a basis."

"Well, it's still fun and Tony's such a great mascot. It's hard not to get sucked in to all this sports-tastic propaganda.", finished Blake, the Frosted Flakes commercial ending.

SIMON

Weiss amazed with her friends when seeing the start of the commercial, "Whoa. What are all these kids gathered around for?", the boy coming to challenge Simon as the kids mention that nobody beats Simon, "Hey, hey, stand back! Son of a bitch thinks he can take on Simon.", the boy in the commercial giving a girl his jacket, "Wow, girl! I think that jacket just put you through early puberty.", and mimicking as Johnny in the ad, "'I want to blow away this easily impressed group of fourth graders.'"

"Yes. If you take on the challenge of pushing beeping buttons, you get the great reward of them beeping without you pushing them!", impressed Ruby when the boy in the advert was pressing the buttons on the Simon game, before he wins and raises a fist in the air, "I love how politely he thanks the machine before he soaks up the victory. He's like, 'AAAAAAAH! I want to thank you for a challenging game. It really did well to enhance my reflexes- AAAAAAAH!'"

Yang surprises, "Look at these kids! It's just Simon, guys! I mean, what do you think this is? Crossfire? You may be cool, Simon, but you're not Crossfire being played by Firebender Prince Zuko cool.", clenching her fist with Ruby doing the same as if they're wearing the Infinity Gauntlet.

"Check out the look he gives when the girl puts the jacket on him. He's just like, 'Girl, you're my bitch now. Simon says I own your ass.'", charismatically said Blake, charming her girlfriend Weiss by saying this and then kissing her on the cheeks.

Weiss giggles enjoyably, "Blake! You're so funny!", before she manages to end the ad, "It ain't Crossfire, but as game commercials go, it's a close second.", the Simon advert reaching to a close.

BURGER KING KIDS CLUB #3

"So we all know McDonald's has Ronald McDonald, but for a while, Burger King had the Burger King Kids Club. It lasted for a good chunk of time until they realized the '90s wanted to die, and this was the last remaining thread of them. I mean, look at them. They're drenched in the '90s. It even has all the '90s token characters: the token geeky kid, the token Hispanic kid, the token black kid, the token wheelchair kid, and...two token girls?", summarizes Ruby, before pretending to be shocked, "The 90's aren't ready!"

Yang said, "Truth be told, it was kinda neat to have such a wide variety, but they never really had any characteristics like the McDonald's commercials. Ronald was confidently goofy, Grimace was a doofus, Hamburglar was a troublemaker. What are these kids' story?"

"Um...they kidnap kids through black magic?", questioned Blake, "He'd be like, 'This'll take you away from your ethical obligations.'"

Weiss included, "They... take pictures of boys bathing? Okay, the token girl and the Simon girl need a talking to."

"Turn away people they don't like?", Ruby wondered, the Burger King Kids Club ad showing kids being accepted and a dinosaur being denied.

Yang objects, "Wha- You're turning away dinosaurs? What's wrong with you?! Your coolness would've gone up a million percent if you had a T-Rex as a member!"

"For a crew that's trying to be so open and accepting, you sure are saying no to a lot of people! Including bagpipers, they're like, 'Screw bagpipe players! They can go to Hell!'", Blake reasons.

Weiss told another example, "No wonder your characters never sold so great. A kid is like, 'Burger King made toys boring. I don't know if they'll ever get a reaction from us aga– Ahh! Spoke too soon!'"

"A valiant attempt, but if they don't even mention their names in the commercials, all we're gonna see 'em as is the black kid, the Hispanic kid, and...Cyclops from X-Men. Nicknamed Wheels.", sarcastically finished Ruby as the Burger King Kids Club commercial finishes too.

OREO

Yang says, "Always a classic jingle for a classic product. But while we all remember how to dunk and eat an Oreo cookie, what is up with these kids' reaction to them? I swear, you could freeze any of these, and it looks like the Oreos are opening up the Dark Dimension from Doctor Strange."

"Look! They even transform this kid into a young Bill Cosby! Which is gonna probably be very bad in the future!", Blake and Weiss dreaded when they saw a African-American kid looking similar to Bill Cosby.

Ruby inclined, "Like the Jello commercials he was in? That takes on a whole new meaning."

"Don't look directly into this boy's eyes, it'll send you directly to Hell!", warned Yang, the four watching the Oreo commercial as they imagine the kid's eyes staring at them, which frightens them as Yang carried Ruby and Blake carried Weiss in their arms, as they scream, "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!" The Oreo advert ends.

GAME BOY

"Well, here it is, folks. The first ever Game Boy commercial. And I'm not gonna lie... They may have overhyped it.", disagreed Blake at the beginning of the commercial.

Weiss said when the four listen to the announcer say that all the power and excitement of Nintendo is in Game Boy, "Really? All the power and excitement of Nintendo, huh? Is that why in this 30-second commercial, there's only one second of gameplay in it?"

"We're not even kidding, Tetris is the only clip of game footage they show!", censured Ruby, "But look! Giant robots on Doctor Who sets like it! And even that's a little awkward. I'm sorry, but seeing a giant machine come out and hold a calculator like a texting Gort doesn't look especially intimidating. He's like; 'The loser has to watch the Keanu Reeves version of The Day The Earth Stood Still.'"

Yang laughs when they hear the Tetris part again, "Outrageous Tetris, huh? There's many words to describe Tetris, but outrageous isn't usually one of them. So outrageous that only one second of it can be shown. To show the rest of it would blow your mind too much!"

"Okay, if you wanted to do an ad truthfully, you do it like this, 'Now you can have all the power and excitement of Nintendo right in the palm of your hands! And by "all", we mean literally one color, roughly four bits, and a variety of maybe five sound effects. Really crappy robots from the '60s love it! You could go to Game Gear, which, in hindsight, was a million times better, but because ours was a tiny bit smaller, it bombed! Enjoy what your mom will be playing on her phone in twenty years!'", truly says Blake and Weiss.

Ruby and Yang also joke, "The robot should add at the end to make it funnier, 'Wait, does my existence rely on this? I totally didn't know that–' BOOM!", the two sisters laughing together.

"A fun ad, even if it is over-hyped.", consensuses Blake, the Game Boy advertisement concluding.

EGGO

Weiss remembers, "Yep, who can forget L'eggo my Eggo? The catchphrase nobody said because nobody would ever fight for one."

"But in the commercials, everybody wanted one and would go to crazy lengths to get it. Even though there were clearly many left behind, I feel like these are some extreme lengths to go to, eh, get one of them. What, they come in like packets of eight? Twelve, even counting the character from Stranger Things? Y-Y-You can...come on, guys.", facepalms Ruby.

Yang imagines, "Probably the most extreme is a kid that created an invisibility suit...WITH SCIENCE!"

"You're sinning against time and nature for an Eggo Waffle! The world is not ready for such technology...or deliciousness! It's cute and all, but if these ideas were done today, I think they might've gone a different direction. Maybe, Stranger Things, much?", Blake suggests as Ruby pumps her fist due to the mentioning of Stranger Things.

Weiss said the last part for the Eggo commercial, "Weird, but harmless enough, Eggo knows how to focus on Stranger Things."

CARE BEARS

"Yeah, as many of you know, the Care Bears were a thing for a while, and that included toys. I'm not even sure I always got them. Like, one was for dress-up. Did...girls like to dress up bears? Was that a thing?", wondered Ruby at the commercial's start.

Yang sarcastically replied, "We're nudist and proud! But strangely enough, the most frightening thing is when they would speak. I know that doesn't sound like anything, but just listen to when they talk. She must've took voice lessons from the girl in The Ring.", shuddering.

"They also make cheap novelties when you can't afford actual presents, as well as ruining birthdays. Yeah, no wonder he has no friends at this party. He's excited to get a Care Bear. We'd be like, 'Stay there, I'm gonna beat you up after this review!'", Blake said sensibly.

Weiss queries, "D'oh, that was not a good frame to freeze on. It's as if to say even the toddlers figure out quickly they're being gypped. Hey, as long as they don't talk, consider yourself lucky, kid."

"We guess they got the job done, but did they have to be so cute-ishly freaky?", exasperated Ruby at the conclusion of the Care Bears ad.

MCDONALDS #4

Yang started, "This character was kind of cool. He was called Mac Tonight, also known as Moon Man. His whole purpose was to let you know that McDonald's is open later and, dare we say, a classy place to hang out at night?"

"The answer is no, you may not dare to say that.", Blake simply answers, a McDonalds Mac Tonight ad playing with the song.

Weiss admits, "The ads looked cool and the character was pretty neat, but...we're sorry, this would never convince anyone McDonald's is an upscale place to be. It just ain't gonna happen."

"A conversation at McDonalds would be like, 'Mmmm, these McNuggets are especially chickenless today. Oh, hello, Andre!' 'Oh, hello, Alexander! I was busy having a griddle of the "Mc" variety.' 'Oh, how frightfully witty!' 'Why, isn't that Julius from Wal-Mart?' 'Never mind me, I'm just seeing if they still have the McLobster.' 'Oh! Is that a thing?' 'Yes! ...Yes that is.'", mimicked Ruby as the four laughed.

Yang continued nevertheless, "We guess it doesn't help that this moon guy is also a little creepy. Still a cool character, even if he is a bit nightmare-inducing.", the Mac Tonight McDonald's ad ending.

MY INTERACTIVE POOH

"Oh my god.", Blake said, facepalming and snickering with the others when watching the My Interactive Pooh commercial, before amusingly saying "Why are we talking about extraordinary new poo? Are we having lunch with Grandpa again?"

Weiss nods no when the four heard the Interactive Pooh can interact with a child and computer for hours, "That sounds very unsanitary.", the ad detailing to download and take Pooh fun anywhere.

"'Take poo fun anywhere.' We'd imagine you'd get arrested for something like that.", Ruby and Yang strongly agrees.

Blake tried not to laugh, "Okay, we're way too childish to talk about...a children's commercial, but let's just say this isn't our number-one commercial, but it's definitely our number-two.", the My Interactive Pooh advert denouemented.

FEDERAL EQUAL PAY LAW PSA WITH 60'S BATMAN

Weiss introduced, "Wow, this goes back: a PSA from when the Adam West Batman show was still on. Let's see what '60s Batman had to throw at us.", the PSA showing Batgirl coming in and talking with Batman and Robin, who are tied up at the moment, about being paid, as she and the other three girls ask, "What?", watching the ad in surprise.

"Okay...where do we start with this?", Ruby clears her throat, "First of all, Adam West is really phoning it in, isn't he? His life is on the line, yet it sounds like he's teaching a geometry class! Second, Batman's kind of an asshole."

Yang told more reasons, "Third, superheroes get paid?! When did this start? Are superheroes getting regular wages? Do they have a union? Plus, I don't know what the paychecks are, but the idea of anyone getting paid less than Robin is friggin' hilarious! Fourth, she's just gonna let Batman die?! Kids at home must be pissing themselves! She's about to kill their favorite hero AND a young boy! Batgirl's gonna become everyone's most hated character since The Killing Joke!"

"Fifth, even with the threat of killing Batman, women still aren't given equal pay! This was made back in the '60s, and it's still unequal! We'd rather see one of our favorite superheroes die than give a few more bucks to these weird, tit-ted creatures! Dude, if that's not gonna do anything, I don't know what will." told Blake, "Sixth, while it is well-intentioned, is this really the best time for Batgirl to bring this up? Couldn't they, like, sit down and discuss a back-and-forth or a protest or, we don't know, 'call your Congressman', like you just said? I mean, how awkward must things be between Batman and Batgirl after this situation?"

Weiss concludes, "Must end up with Stranger Things again, isn't it?", Ruby pumping her fist in happiness again due to this mention, "A well-meaning message done in a hilariously ridiculous way, what else could you say but Holy Acts of Congress?", the Batman PSA finishing up.

NORTH AMERICAN HOUSE HIPPO CANADA PSA

"Here's another PSA from...Canada?", Ruby informed, before the four were scared and warned by this, the leader of team RWBY saying as they prepare to attack with their weapons (Crescent Rose, Ember Cecilia, Gambol Shroud and Myrtenaster), "No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no! We've been fooled by your PSAs before, Canada! You always try to make them look so friendly and nice, but then there's rape whistles and face-burning injuries and putting things in your mouth! Well, we're ready for you this time, Canada! Do your worst!", as the PSA explains the fictional house hippo at the start.

Yang mocked, "Blah-blah-blah, what the fuck was that?", cocking her Ember Cecilia, the PSA informing the house hippo is in North America, "What?", the narrator describing their habitat and diet in the house.

"What? They're-they're-they're-they're-they're...they eat children or something!", Blake supposed, not trusting as she prepared her Gambal Shroud, "I'm not falling for your cuteness, Canada! Where are you going with this?!", the PSA showing the house hippo's sleeping habitat by the narrator's description.

Weiss thought, "And then they...flamethrower your family? Don't smoke? No, wait, they don't do that. Still.", the four watching the rest of the Canadian PSA, confused when it was revealed to be an ad for the Concerned Children's Advertisers while it ends, "Well, that was...nice. Downright adorable."

"So, let me get this straight, Canada. You start off your dark, disturbing PSAs as cute and innocent, and start off your cute and innocent PSAs as dark and disturbing? ...What are you, Canada? You're like a riddle inside an enigma inside a please and thank you!", Ruby and Yang confused.

Blake and Weiss get the idea, "Okay. Cool. The house hippo. Don't believe everything you see. Fair enough. A cute, harmless, even educational PSA for concerned children's advertisers. Good for you, Canada."

"We will not have nightmares tonight.", Ruby smiled, the four members of RWBY putting their weapons away, "Okay. We good, Canada, we good. Thank you for that enlightening, very pleasant PSA, unlike the previous awful ones you did, Canada. Well...on to the next one.", she says as she changes the commercial.

ELECTRICITY FOOTBALL PSA

Yang found, "Okay, so here's one from Britain called Electricity Football. Oh, cool. I always wondered what their version of electric football was like.", as the four girls see the start of the PSA where three kids, Darren, Tom and Andy, go to a restricted electric area with a soccer ball in the area.

"Oh, it's that kind of football.", Blake saw what Yang meant by the name of the commercial, "That's fine. I'm still curious to see how kids play that."

Weiss says as the four girls watch the ad as one of the three boys, Darren, decides to go in through the fence, "Not...seeing any plug or boards...", Darren going to the spot where the soccer ball is, "Was this a Parker Brothers game?", she asked, but not before the boy threw the ball, which causes a generator to shock the boy!

"OH, OOOHHH, JESUS! OH, GOOD LORD! OH, SWEET HEAVENLY GOD, NO!", Ruby and Yang feared when seeing this part as the latter jumped into the former's arms, while Blake and Weiss do the same with the latter doing the same as well.

When the PSA shows one of the two remaining boys going in too to save his friend, the four girls were afraid what's gonna happen, saying, "Ohmygod! Ohmygod! Ohmygod! Ohmygod! Ohmygod! Ohmygod! Ohmygod! Ohmygod! Ohmygod! Ohmygod! Ohmygod! Ohmygod! Ohmygod! Ohmygod! Ohmygod!", going faster with every plead.

When Tom went over to save Darren in the PSA, he touches the generator that electrocutes him too!

"AAAAAAAAHHHH! AAAAAAHHHH! AAAAAAAAAAHHHHH! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH!-!-!-!", screamed Ruby, Yang, Blake and Weiss at the sight of the electrocution in the PSA, leaving Andy and the other kids watching!

The PSA then said a message 'Stay safe. Stay out. Don't take a chance with electricity.', leaving team RWBY in utter shock at this, Ruby carrying Yang and Blake carrying Weiss in fright.

"We're afraid of Britain now! You're New Canada! YOU'RE NEW CANADA!", agonized Ruby in sadness and anger.

Yang yelled as her eyes turned red, "Stay out?! OH, TRUST US, WE WILL! YOU ELECTROCUTE KIDS LIKE BUG ZAPPERS! YOU'RE SICK! YOU'RE SICK, BRITAIN! YOU CAN KEEP YOUR TERRY GILLIAM 'CAUSE YOU'RE SICK! YOU'RE SICK!", the electrocution part shown again, causing the four girls to scream as Ruby helps change the PSA quickly.

STARBURST BERRIES N' CREME

"Oh, finally, a Starburst commercial...", Blake calmed down after the horrible Britain PSA, "Okay, something a little less freaky.", the four watching carefully as a little lad approaches and asks for Berries N' Creme Starbursts.

Weiss wondered, "Okay, commercial, we'll bite. Where are you going with this?", the little lad in the commercial suddenly singing Berries N' Creme, freaking the team out before it finishes, "Give up. Just...give up. Give up on everything. What are we doing? Is this really what we're paying people to give us now? We're denying good writers such wonderful paychecks so that piece-of-shit writers can give us this? This was a gift that only the rare, exceptional talent could give us?"

"It's like, 'And we said, 'Yes. Let's make this a hit. Let's reward the asshole who came up with this on his lunch break stoned off his ass when he went in to pitch this commercial!' And they said, 'Larry! You're stoned off your ass!' And Larry said, 'Yes, I am!' And they said, 'Well, eleven million people are stoned off their asses, too...'cause eleven million people watched it on YouTube! And not only that, they shared it and came back for more!' They said, 'I'm not talented enough to come up with something so ingenious.' I know, right? And you got more! There are remixes of this commercial. There's other variations of this commercial from different angles. Completely different, mind you! Look, there's a version where he says this, in which, THAT COMPLETELY CHANGES THE DYNAMIC OF EVERYTHING IT WAS TRYING TO ACCOMPLISH!", spoke Ruby in a long monologue.

Yang examples with her sister, "Is this what it takes now? Is this what, like if we wanted to sell something from our dorm, it's like doing the same thing with a stupid non-sensible song! Would stocks just go through the roof if we played that ad?! We'd say no to you, Berries 'n' Creme! We'd say no!"

"We've taken a lot of stupidity over the years, but this lunacy madness take we will not!", pointed Blake to the commercial, "This commercial is awful! It's just stupid and awful! I'm sick of insanity being rewarded! I'm sick of laziness being counted as clever! I WANT...SOMETHING...TO MAKE...SENSE!", she also emphasized, who changes the ad for a better one, or one that is completely worse...

LITTLE BABY'S ICE CREAM
FINAL COMMERCIAL OF THE REVIEW

The four girls of team RWBY begin watching the final ad of their seventh commercial review, which shows a humanoid ice cream creature smiling and was eating ice cream. Ruby, Yang, Blake and Weiss look shocked and terrified throughout as it reveals the ice cream humanoid was actually eating himself, as he says, 'There's good reason for my glistening skin. And how my pores are so clean, clear. I eat Little Baby's Ice Cream. It keeps me young. It keeps me light on my feet. I spring from activity to activity. When you eat Little Baby's Ice Cream, you'll wink and nod with great enthusiasm. Ice cream is a feeling.', the disturbing commercial, and yet the last one in the session, concluding.

The four girls have fainted, and then suddenly came back up, Ruby saying, "Okay, okay, yeah. We apologize, a part of us has expired. We...simply had nothing more to give. He tried. He tried very, very hard to look inside ourselves to find something, anything that we could offer. But, in the end, you just took too much, world. You just took too much from us. That part of us will be missed. A moment of silence, if you will.", the four crying in sorrow for a moment.

"Us, on the other hand, WHAT THE HELL?!", Weiss exclaimed, "This...is the freakiest thing we have ever seen! This is for something called "Little Baby's Ice Cream"?! It would scare the piss out of any little babies watching it! It's so terrifying, we're not even convinced it's made for little babies! We think it's made out of little babies! Don't believe me?! Watch it again and just take out the ice cream part! Tell us if it makes a little too much sense!"

Ruby dramatically said when finishing the final commercial of their session, "Little Baby's Ice Cream is PEOPLE!", concluding, "Well, if there's anything I've learned from this commercial special, it's that fear...sells...everything.", before finishing, "So, without further ado, I'm Ruby..."

"I'm Yang..."

"I'm Blake..."

"...and I'm Weiss."

"Pleasant dreams, we remember so you don't have to!", Ruby said as the team left the review, ending the seventh commercial session.

End of Episode VII: Battle of the Commercials (AKA: Like You Give A F**K)

Eighth is coming!