Ghostio: (Singing in the beat of the Bewitched theme song (which I don't own either)) Disclaimer. Oh disclaimer. How tragic. I don't own yee. Naruto. And Characters. Anime. T.V. They don't. Belong. To me.

Itachi throws a rock at ghostio. But the rock goes through her.

Ghostio: Itachi's. Stupidity. Jokes. On yee. I am a ghostie.Things go through me.And.I don't own thee.

Tsunade: What she's trying to say is she doesn't own the show Naruto and or Naruto characters. The bit at the end was her telling Itachi he was stupid for thinking that he could actually hit a ghost……..that and he's a loser. I think.

Itachi: WHAT!

Ghostio: I don't think you're a loser………your not worthy to be in the same category as me. MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA.

Itachi: Aren't I supposed to be the psycho?

Daigona: (SMACK!) Shut up. Both of you. Or I'll send the squirrels after you.

- Silence -

Daigona: That sounds better. Cause there is no sound at all. Now lets continue. Ghostio owns Reiko and she gave Sai to me cause it is based on me and therefore... oh well you get the gist of it. Now lets start the chapter shall we.

Chapter 7: "Bells and Cards anyone? …….ANYONE?"

"You want us to bathe you!" shouted Reiko in disgust.

"That..", but Kakashi was interrupted by Sai, "You're a sick sick man."

"That's not what I was going to say.", Kakashi said in frustration.

"Oh MY GOD! YOU WANT SASUKE TO GIVE YOU A BATH AND YOU WANT US TO CONVINCE HIM!", Reiko shouted again this time in shock as well.

Sasuke looked at her, "Like you could convince me of that." he saidwith a roll of his eyes.

Sai nodded, looking at himwith a thoughtful expression, "Your right, besides Naruto ismore his type anyway."

" HEY!" yelled Naruto who had been laughing on the ground just moments before. Then got upto tryand clobber the black haired girl before him, only to be held back by Sakura.

" I AM NOT GAY!" yelled Kakashi angrily.

"Oh my, does this mean that he does get Naruto to give him his baths?" Sai asked Reiko who hadwas nowat her side.

"Now that I think about it, he never did say no when I asked him if he was going to a gay bar.", Reiko added nodding in Sai's direction.

"NARUTO NEVER EVER GAVE ME A BATH, AS IF I'D WANT HIM TO AND I NEVER WENT TO A GAY BAR! KAMI-SAMA WHAT THE HELL DID I DO TO DESERVE THIS!"

Sakuralookedat the two girls and shouted, "Besides why would Kakashi-sensei want Naruto-san, Sasuke-kun, oreither of you to give him his bath?"

Reiko and Sai looked at each other before Sai asked her, "You mean you want to give him his bath?Do youalways dothis for him?"

"NO!", Sakura yelled at her, a vein popping out of her head.

'I wonder how much she can take before that thing bursts andshe getsan Aneurysm.', Reiko thought to herself as she looked at Sakura's vein, which looked much larger than it should be(thanks to her huge forehead).

"No to which? You want to give him a bath? Or you give him his bath all the time?", Sai questioned the red-faced-pink-haired girl.

'I see that it's not just Blonde's or Reiko that forget how to breathe.' ,thought Saito herself as she smirked.

"What? There both the same.", Sakura snorted at Sai.

"Actually they aren't." Reiko told her with a stern nod of the head, "She asked you if you want to give him a bath. Meaning that you haven't done it yet. The other being that you already did it for him, and still do it every time he takes one. But then again it leads to the option of you only doing it for him sometimes orregularly, and ect."

" SAKURA WOULDN'T DO THAT.", Naruto butted in glaring at our beloved dimension hopping friends.

" Do you mean to tell me that youwould rather bathe him? Jealous perhaps?", Sai questioned Naruto.

It seemed that her statement didn't just infuriate the blonde boy and make Reiko laugh. But the mute with an icicle up his ass, in Reiko's words, cracked a smile. Which of course he hid from the group of seeminglyretarded people. Or is that just Reiko? (A/N: Actually it's quite funny that I scored a high, high mark in my IQ test. Of course I thought it was corrupted or something until I scored around the same mark on a different one. Plus the whole aptitude test my school made me take told me I was good for, a various amount of, well paid jobs and such. Such as a psychologist …then I thought to myself perhaps it's saying I need a psychologist).

" As I was trying to tell you girls before. I want you to snatch my bells.", Kakashi said before anything else could happen that would deplete his manly ego.

" You want us to snatch your BALLS!" , shouted Reiko who had obviously misheard.

"You sick pervert," yelled Sai. (A/N: Someone who also wasn't listening. Heh heh -SMACK- OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW stupid Daigona -SMACK- -OUCHUMS-)

'And I thought they couldn't turn that into something sick minded. (Inner sigh)And they thought that I was bad.', thought Kakashi with a small shake of his head.

"Here I'll show you what I mean.", Kakashi said to the girls as he reached down.

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HE'S GOING TO SHOW US!", Reiko screamed as she hid behind Sai. " ...and then I think he's going to snatch them, or get one of those three to demonstrate… or maybe all of them.", Reiko ended in a whimper.

"That… is just disturbing." Sai said as one of her eyebrows twitched and her voice sounding as disturbed as she felt.

"EEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW I PICTURED IT," Reiko screamed as she started scratching at her eyes, "REMOVE YOURSELF VILE PICTURE."

"You two, would you just listen? I mean these.. you know bells," after Kakashi took out 3 bells. Followed by their wonderful sound.

"Oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh bells. Then why didn't you just say that?", Reiko asked sounding completely normal.

Everyone besides Sai and Reiko fell over. Kakashi, quickly getting back up, coughed and brushed himself off. The others who fell did the same, going back to their original pose. Holding up the bells again Kakashi brought it to their (being the girls) eye level. Also in his hands were three cards, each a different color. One of the cards were pink, the other blue, and the last one was orange.

"You two have to get these cards from my students or me. The cards represent who will teach you in your next class for tree climbing. The teachers will be in pairs, I have onealso so that way it evens out." Kakashi said flashing them a green card, " The bells decide which one of you eat. They will be passed on to whomever so you're going to have a tough time getting them. Including the third, because who ever doesn't get two bells or less doesn't getlunch and gets tied up to a pole while the rest of us eat. Understand?"

"Uhhhhhhhhhhhh Kakashi? I already know how to climb trees. I just don't know how to get down.",. Reiko said looking at him seriously.

" He doesn't mean climbing trees like you normally would. He means that you are going to climb them with just your legs and feet using chakara." Sasuke informed Reiko.

Reiko, who seemed to be thinking about something else, quickly turned around and faced Sai with a frown on her face, "About before with all that stuff going on; I TOLD YOU THAT SMART ASS COMMENTS SLASH REMARKS SLASH ATTITUDE SLASH BEHAVIOUR OF ANY SORT BELONGS TO ME. I WROTE MY NAME ON IT!"

Sai scoffed at her angry friend, " You mean last week when you learned how to spell your name."

"NO I LEARNED HOW TO 2DAYS AFTER KINDERGARDEN YOU 'TARD. BESIDES YOU KNOW I CAN REMEMBER ANYTHING I READ. IT'S JUST THE PROCESS I CAN'T DO. I leave that up to you my dear beloved friend. Who hath no memory of the words she reads unless she studies for an excessive amount of time." Reiko said looking up at Sai with teary eyes. Being the mood swinging drama queen that she is. (A/N: I don't think I'm always like that but maybe. OOOOOoooh better yet let's ask our editor. Daigona am I a mood swing drama whore?")

(E/N: YES! And by the way I can memorize a page by just looking at it and reading itonce. It's called photographic memory. DUH! Anyways lets continue.)

Sai rolled her eyes and turned her attention back to Kakashi.He and the rest of team 7 were looking at the two girlswith half glares and half sweat drops.

'Is that even possible?' Sai thought as she looked at them.

"Anyway, before Reiko decided to veer us off topic. You two have until dawn to get this from us. Cya when I cya.", said Kakashi as he disappeared along with his three pupils.

"……..Does this mean that we're going to have to run?" whined Reiko.

Sai smiled at her friend's laziness, "Yeah it does. By the way which jutsu's can you do. I know you know all your symbols for all them, being the bookworm you are, but as you said before the whole process thing is a big problem with you."

"Ummmm lets see I can do the replacement jutsu, the bunshin jutsu, and on the odd occasion the henge jutsu," Reiko said counting them off, "And maybe if I'm lucky something else."

" Alright that can work."

…………..2 hours later (with Sakura) not POV………….

" Huh? This is tooooooooo easy. I can't believe Kakashi-sensei even bothered doing this with those two. There completely useless…. Well at least Reiko is.", Sakura said to herself out loud.

Sakura heard a snap from the a branch above her and it was none other than….

(A/N: Well this is the end of this chapter.)

(A/N: Hah just kidding. I'm such an ass……but what an ass).

Sakura gasped at the fact that she was caught off guard by a newbie.

'Well at least it wasn't Reiko that caught me off guard." , Sakura thought as she looked at Sai.

"Well aren't you going to do anything? Come on, bring it." , Sakura said in authority.

Sai just grinned then looked at Sakura, with a smooth guesture she said to her, "You know where I am. Reiko isn't far behind. Instead of paying so much attention to me you really should have been paying attention to her."

Sakura turned around quickly and noticed that Reiko was about 16 meters away from her, now showing her the bell that she held in her hands. Reiko started jinglingit happily, waving at Sakura in over exaggerated motions.

"Hah! Your big ass forehead hid me from your view. You know it's so big that I could literally jump on it and people would think I was a tatoo…. Or something." , Reiko told Sakura with a huge smile on her face.

Sakura didn't waste anytime, she attacked the idiot of a girl but only to have her make some quick signs with her hands and appear over in a tree. Sakura was about to head over to her when she heard someone shout, " Swirling wind no justu."

Sakura looked at her right and noticed that a black blur was spinning at her. Sakura tried to escape but was knocked down by a different attack coming from the other girl. This attack being much more humiliating for the pink kunoichi.

Reiko had done none otherthan throw a rabid squirrel at Sakura's head making the girl pass out.

Sai looked over at Reiko, "When we planned to attack her. I told you to attack her with something else, like your fists or something, next time don't use anything living. I'm suprised you were even able to hit her, your aim is terrible."

Reiko shrugged her shoulders at Sai, "What? Squirrels are scary, vicious, and sneakybecause theyhide that all under a cute and cuddly disguise. Besides how the hell can I miss hitting that chick? Her foreheads so huge Mt. Everest would have some competition."

Sai just shook her head and chuckled at her friend's new theory of evil squirrels. One bad incident and she thinks all squirrels are evil. Not to mention Reiko's new found love of teasing Sakura of her huge forehead.

'I hope that the next fight will be a little bit more challenging." ,Sai thought to herself as Reiko poked Sakura for awhile.

Reiko grabbed the orange card from Sakura's belt. Showing it to Sai with a triumphant pose.

"I can't believe she thought that I would make so much noise.", Sai said to herself.

Reiko looked at Sai scrunching her nose, "I can't believe I touched her."

(A/N: Alright this really is the end of this chapter. I won't be able to update as fast anymore thanks to my beloved mother. Yes it seems Satan is a woman….. unless this woman is actually (gasp) A DEMON! Anyway yeah ….. So I'msorry if I didn't please you. Myreaders. My deepest or at least one of my deepest apologies.)

Spartan 137: Thanks sooooo much for your encouragement; by the way I read your profile. I like Halo also, although I'm no good at it. But my cousin says I'm wonderful target practice!

Kyo's only 1: Thank you! The squirrel was all my idea. I had to figure out how the hell to introduce the game Rock Smash and get Reiko back to the group with Sai. Thanks for your reviews. I really appreciate them.

Dracosortia: I understand that's why I've put in some more jokes about Sakura with more on the way. I was up till 3:00 am writing those chapters so I got reaaaaaaaaaallllllllllly lazy that's why I didn't go into depth with the whole teasing bit. Kakashi wasn't threatening them as you can see, and your right. Reiko wouldn't take him seriously and Sai just plain wouldn't care. Sai would tell their story because Reiko asked her to; and as Reiko said before Sai will do anything for a friend. I also think that Sai just would think that it isn't really a big thing to tell them anyway. Ummmmm I'm not quite sure if that thing about the plot is a compliment ...but thank you! And yes I wouldn't want me in a 100 km radius either if I was on a sugar high.

Last but not least the person who this chapter is dedicated to:

DrAgOnLuVeR88: Thank you so much for your review! I was seriously thinking of disconinuing but wonderful Daigona showed me your review and I decided to continue. I really really really appreciate all your encourgment and I hope that you will continue to read this.