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Chapter 6: Ishi comes out for a few minutes w/ a foul mood...
Sakura and Itachi came out from their room.
Sakura: What happened here? Where's Ishi?
Ino: She's inside in another room
Sakura: Why?
Ino: Sasuke stole her first kiss…
Sakura: Oh…
Itachi smirked and looked at Sasuke.
Sasuke: She insulted me first!
Sakura went to Ishi's door and knocks.
Ishi: Who's there?
Sakura: It's me Sakura!
Ishi: Go away!
Sakura went back to the group.
Sakura: She's still upset
Sasuke: I see…
Chouji: -munch-You-munch-should-munch-apologize-munch-later-munch-after-munch-the-munch-questions-munch-that-munch-are-munch-going-munch-to-munch-be-munch-asked-munch-munch-
Temari: How could you eat at a time like this?
Shikamaru: Let's just answer some questions! It's already troublesome being in here…
Sasori: I'll read the first letter…its from Caitlin!
hey,
great idea,
i dare sasuke to make out with naruto…AND YOU HAVE TO! THERE IS NO WAY OUT! hehe sorry hinata…
Sasuke: What! Why would I make out w/ the dope?!
Naruto: Why would I make out w/ the teme?!
Hinata: W-what?
Ino: Just one kiss would be enough Hinata…please endure it…
Neji: Hey you Caitlin! You're going to be a dead man! Now Hinata-sama will have to endure!!!!
Hinata nodded.
Sasuke and Naruto kissed like the last time and then after the kiss they vomited.
Hinata vomits too.
Kiba: At least that was over!
Kankuro: That was the worst!
Shino ignored and continued talking w/ his bugs.
Lee: IT BURNS MY YOUTHFUL EYES!!!!
Gai: DUCK!!!! YOUR VIRGIN EYES WILL BECOME UNYOUTHFUL UNLESS YOU DUCK!!!
Everyone sweatdropped.
Anko: Let's continue the next letter…it's from LadyxSerenity
questions here!
Gaara: wat is up with u and mr. snuggles? u could always attempt to kill Kankuro and get another mr. snuggles!
Neji and Tenten: would u guys stop making out?!?!?
Naruto: why do u like ramne so much?
Hinata: what would u do if Naruto died?
Everyone: who would become evil for the sake of it?
Gaara: I don't want another Mr. Snuggles!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kankuro: Uh, next question please…
Tenten: Why should we stop? You don't have the authority to do so!
Neji: Uh…Tenten, they actually authorized to do that…remember? They control us and there's nothing much we can do about it…
Tenten: Hmph…Fine…
Ino: Let's move on please?
Naruto: I like ramen so much because they're delicious and I just like them!
Sasuke: Great another idiotic answer…
Naruto: Shut up you teme! My answer is not idiotic! Anyways, you should worry about how to apologize later!
Sasuke: I know that…
Hinata: U-uh…
Hinata fainted.
Shikamaru: Figures…
Naruto: Whoa! Shikamaru didn't sleep…Is it the Apocalypse or something?!
Gai: NO IT'S THE POWER OF YOUTH!!!
Lee: YES GAI-SENSEI!!!!
Gai: LEE!!!
Lee: GAI-SENSEI!!!
Gai: LEE!!!
A sunset background appeared.
Sakura: I kinda like it better if Ishi was here to stop the two…
Anko: Yes, I agree with you…
Chouji: -munch-munch-Let's-munch-just-munch-answer-munch-the-munch-next-munch-question-munch-munch-
No one answered the question except the two Akatsuki members.
Sakura: If Itachi wants then me too!!!
Everyone was quiet.
Ino: Next letter is from 3mme3mme forever
Gaara: I dun think we should go out anymore…since u like ishi…so…this is goodbye gaara…hope we could still be friends…
And here's a cookie to show how much i love you. that's why im saying we shouldn't go out anymore…if ur happy with ishi you should be with her…not me…sob
bye…i love you gaara
cries
Sakura: I feel bad for her…
Ino: But he can't have 2 girls at once…
Temari: You mean her and the other girl not Ishi…
Tenten: Yeah…
Sasuke: Hey Gaara, what are you going to do now?
Gaara: You shouldn't worry about me; you should worry about Ishi…
Sasuke: -looks away- I know that…
Gaara: Hey 3mme3mme forever…thx for the cookie! And one thing, I don't love Ishi anymore! I love the other person whose going to get my Mr. snuggles…I forgot her name…well thx anyway!!!!
Everyone sweatdrops.
Shikamaru: Mendokuse…next letter's from Wizkid94…
everyone groans
Me: love you guys too...
Well any way Naruto are you really that stupid or do you just act like a moron? I mean, you finally just relize Hinata loves you, AFTER I basically tell you! Oh and Naruto you know that ultra pretty girl that was na-dancing, yeah dancing (Neji is right there...), near that waterfall was Hinata right? I mean come on! Everyone with Brains could see that was Hinata! And pleace will you kiss her! I mean what's with the HUG? No KISS?! .
Naruto: Yey! My turn! What?! I'm not a moron! Really that was Hinata-chan!
Hinata blushes.
Naruto: Wow that was you Hinata-chan!!!
Sasuke: Dope…
Naruto didn't heard what Sasuke said.
Naruto: Okay I'll kiss her!
Hinata: Na-naruto-kun…Neji-san
Neji: It's okay…I'll give you a privilege to kiss her…
Naruto: Yes!
Naruto finally kissed Hinata. Hinata fainted.
Naruto: Hinata-chan!!!
Kiba: Naruto…she's going to be okay nothing to worry about…
Naruto sighed w/ relief.
Shikamaru: What a comment? Yeah, yeah…I know that, jeez…
Ino: Next letter!!! Whoa! This is a long one! It's from Mayoko Uraine!
Gaara: Ok! The name of my sister is Sayori. She's 15. A kunoichi just like me but I'm stronger than hear Mhuhahahaha... hehehe..Ok.. she has long straight back hair and deep blue eyes. Like Ren from Elemetar Gerad but different color of hair and eyes. She smart and beautiful. Many boys adores her, much to the dismay of our father and brothers. And yeah, she good at sewing, cooking and baking. Specially baking! So she'll bring you cookies. Lots of them too! Another thing about her is that she's simple. She's not noisy and she smiles a lot!(Not idiotic smile ok!) She love cute things! Like her teddy Irish! She's smart and easy to be friend with. She cares for her siblings a lot too!( Ok! If you consider bombing your sibling's rooms to wake them up so they won't be late, caring, then yes she is caring...sort of!) She very loving towards her family and friends...She's also understanding if you got the urge to kill someone, she won't mind if you kill people as long as if its not close to her! And also I said that she's a Kunoichi right? Well, she a master of genjutsu and seals (I'm still better than her 0.0 hahahha...am sorry about that.) Her taijutsu in not bad. She fast and a master of silent killing! She's the only one in our family who does that. We usually like to hear the scream of our victims before we kill them but not her...she said it annoys her and...am hehehe getting away from the topic. Anyway, she has a special ability, it's not a bloodline cause each of us have different ones. It's to know a person's worst fear and make them real but she has to touch them first. Then they will slowly and painfully die because of it. Neat Ey! She said she hates it because its take to long to kill the bastard...I mean her unfortunate victim and to noisy too! She'll probably use that on Kankuro to get Mr. Snuggles back. (Kankuro Beware and I mean It!) She's going to kill anyone just to be close to Gaara. And I mean anyone! Ok that's a lot about her. Well the rest is up to you to find out when you meet her!
Naruto: Why do you love wearing orange outfits? Don't you know that thats like practically giving away where you are to your enemies when your hiding from them. It's like saying" Hey everyone! I'm here! See my orangeness! Sweetie try wearing less noticesable cloths like color black or blue! You'll practically look cooler than Sasuke if you wear those while wearing your head protector on your neck. That'll be so KAWAI...!
Sasuke: Look what you did to Ishi-chan. You menny! Pervert!
Anko: Can I be your brides maid? Plz. I know where not close but I just what to make sure that Kakashi says yes and not reading those perverted book of his on your wedding. And if that means that I have to be in front of the altar with you two, I do it!
Kakashi: don't..and I mean Don't..ever..ever bring those book on your wedding ceremony. Jsut leave them at home or something! Just think that you will have the real thing on your honey moon! So it will be like a teaser for you! If you do I'll burn you alive with those perverted and unhumanly discusting so called novel books, of yours! Got It!?!
Kankuro: Better give that bear back before my sister gets her hands on You and your precious puppets! Mhuwahahahaa..(cough)hahah(cough)...hehehe
Shikamaru: Don't ignore your gilrfriend like that. Wake up lazy pineapple head! Show her that you love her! (Yuck)
Gai: Stopping manly hugs is not unyouthful. Think of it as a great, And I mean GREAT, help for mankind!
Shino: Who do have a crush on?
Itachi: Itachi-kun, I never knew your standard for a beautiful girl have really gone down that you reasorted to a big forehead girl!
Kiba: Kiba-kun, Ino-pig is loud mouth, ill-mannered and ugly but she's nice and loving toward her friends so take care of her!
Sasori: Do you know if Deidara is gay? And is you leader gay to because all of his memebers are male?
Hinata: What I ment with the first lady thing is, being the wife of the leader of your village when the time comes. When Naruto becomes hokage!
Lee: Get a Life will you! FOREHEAD..I mean Sakura DOES NOT LIKE YOU! She has so-to-be-blind-because-of-over-use-of-Sharingan Boy..I mean Itachi-kun. Good thing Sakura is studying to become a medical nin so she can probably cure blind boy.
Ishi: Don't be depress just becuase Sasuke-hentai kiss you. Make him kiss the dirt on the floor. Kick his ass Sis! And can me and my sister visit there as OCs. Plz if not me maybe my sister. So she can kick Kankuro's butt! Hope you agree!
Well thats it...again. I should stop using the word again, again. AH! Again! Grr... Well thx anyway! Sorry its long agai...Sorry its another long letter...Yehey I didn't use the word again, again...Wa I just used it..No TT
Chouji: -munch-munch-weird-munch-girl-munch-munch-
Gaara: Wow! I like girls like that! I'm definitely gonna go out w/ your sister and cookies! YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Everyone sweatdrops again. They're very sweaty…I don't know why.
Itachi: Let's move on…
Naruto: Yey! Another one for me! Well, I like orange got a problem w/ that? If I wear any dark colors my hair will gave in while hiding…so…-sighs-you get the idea, I don't want to dye my hair…
Everyone was stunned.
Sakura: Naruto, that's the most brilliant explanation you EVER had! Is it the end of the world?!
Shino: No its not yet the end of the world the bugs told me…
Kankuro: You're really weird…bug boy…
Shino: Watch your mouth, cat-eared freak…
Temari: Hey stop that nonsense and let's continue!
Sasuke: Hey I'm not a pervert! I only proved that I'm not a gay!
Naruto: Yeah right, teme! You only did that because you really wanted to kiss her!
Sasuke: Shut up, dope…
Naruto: Ishi and Sasuke sitting on a tree K-I-S-S-I-N-G!!!
Ishi walks out from the room very angry.
Ishi: YOU TAKE THAT BACK!!!!
Naruto: Never!
Ishi: GRRRR……YOU BAKA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ishi punched him really hard to the wall. Then, she dusted off her hands.
Naruto woke up after a few minutes and went beside Hinata again.
Sakura: You came back!
Ishi: I only came back because I have a question from the letter…I'll wait but I still don't forgive that BASTARD for shattering my dreams of having my first kiss special!
Ino: She's still in a foul mood…Let's move on…
Anko: My turn! Of course you can be the bridesmaid! It'll be a pleasure to do that for me!
Kakashi gulped.
Anko: It's your turn!
Kakashi: Y-yes dear…Uh, o-okay just don't burn my precious books!!!
Sasuke: I actually looked up to him…
Kankuro: No I won't give it back or Gaara will kill me!
Temari: What a wimp…You're actually my brother?! That goes for Gaara too…
Shikamaru: Hey! I'm awake the whole time in this chapter!
Shikamaru suddenly fell asleep.
Temari: Don't ignore your girlfriend you lazy ass!!!!
Temari slapped Shikamaru.
Shikamaru: I'm awake!!!
Hinata wakes up.
Hinata: What happened?
Naruto: Oh, Hinata you're finally awake!
Naruto hugs her very tightly.
Hinata turned red and fainted again.
Naruto: Aww…Hinata-chan, please wake up…
Ishi loses her temper.
Ishi: Just answer the next question already!!!!!!!!!!
Gai: IT'S MY YOUTHFUL TURN!
Ishi: Great…it's the Mr. I'm youthful again…
Gai: NO I'LL NEVER STOP MY YOUTHFUL MANLY HUGS TILL THE END OF THE YOUTHFUL WORLD!!!
Lee: GAI-SENSEI!
Ishi: Will you just…STOP DOING THAT YOU IDIOT!!!!!!!!!
Ishi punched Gai to the wall.
Tenten: She's even having fouler mood than before…Well, next!
Shino turned around.
Shino: It's my turn now. Ishi.
Everyone was stunned except Sasuke. Sasuke's becoming irritated.
Shino gave Ishi a bug.
Ishi: Uh…Uh…A…B-bug!!!!!AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ishi fell unconscious.
Sasori: So she's afraid of bugs…
Ishi woke up.
Ishi went to Ino.
Ishi: Let's pway!!! I want to pway!
Ino: Huh?
Sakura: She wants to play…
Ino: Alright then!
Ino and Ishi played. After a few minutes, she wokes up back to normal.
Ishi: What am I doing?! NEXT PLEASE!!!! I'M SICK OF WAITING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!I DON'T WANT TO BE IN THE SAME ROOM AS THE BASTARD!!!!!!!!!!!
Itachi: Well…she's cute and she can heal my eyes…
Sakura: And stop insulting me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ino: Well, it's true anyways, forehead-girl…
Sakura: Just shut up, Ino-pig!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ino and Sakura bickered and started a cat fight.
The others ignored them while Kiba and Itachi tried to stop their cat fight and Ishi was twitching.
Ishi: Will you two…STOP DOING THAT!
The both of them stopped while Kiba and Itachi lay down out of being exhausted.
Kiba: Yeah…I know I'll take care of her…
Ino: Oh, you're really sweet Kiba-kun…
Sasori: My turn…Deidara is not a gay nor as our leader but Deidara is sometimes mistaken as a woman…but he's not gay…
Itachi agreed.
Naruto shakes Hinata up and finally she woke up.
Neji: Hinata-sama it's your turn…
Hinata: Uh-okay…I understand now thanks!
Lee: I WILL NEVER GIVE UP TILL THE END!!!I WILL HAVE MY CHERRY BLOSSOMS BACK!
Sakura: I'm not…YOURS!!!!!!!!!!YOU HEAR ME YOU FREAK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lee got stuck by the wall next to his sensei.
Ishi: Finally my turn…I'll kick his ass after answering this question so don't worry and yeah, of course I'll let you in but not now…w/ Hatake Avaru, Kakashi's bro…
Ishi readied her knuckles and started attacking Sasuke and in the end. She really made him kiss the dirt on the floor. She went back to her room and locked it again.
Naruto: Sasuke just got pawned!
Sasuke stood up.
Sasuke: Just review!
Itachi: He's really pissed off…
Neji: Obviously…
Sakura: Hey Sasuke, you should've apologized...you missed the chance...well, anyways please review!
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