Disclaimer, I don't own SSB or anything Nintendo, if I did, I'd sue FineBros for covering Luigi Death Stare, since they seem so eager to jump onto legal nonsense.
The queen of all things beautiful kicked down the door on her first day, and introduced herself to the WFT by gunpoint.
"Why hello there, I'm going to be in your class, so if you suddenly see a huuuuuuge turnout in male attendees, you can thank me for that,"
The WFT, who for some reason abhors make up for any kind, started to stutter like a schoolboy seeing a set for the first time.
"U-um, you, you're welcome to join but… What is your name, exactly?
She pulled the tape recorder that she kept for this very purpose. Through the small speakers, a man who clearly spent WAY too much time covering the smashers was screaming
"BAYONETTA?! OH, NIGGEH, OH SHIT, YOU NIGGEHS NEVER THOUGHT THIS WOULD HAPPEN!"
The WFT, with ears still ringing asked quietly "Like the weapon attachment, right?"
She smirked, "Exactly, but don't wear it out darling."
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It was Bayonetta's first day, and she was at a loss of words at how to describe how she was feeling. See, she never had an "off" day, so she can't say this isn't one. She settled on the fact that this was an "onner" day, and strided down the hall, her pixie cut bouncing in the wind, her curves suspended so perfectly by her hair. Witch hair, incase you're simply too daft to know, is second in quality only to pure silk in quality. And it's far more durable, so there's that.
When she walked into the room, she counted all of the males, surprised at the turnout. Hey, sometimes she even surprised herself, and she took the once in a blue moon experience radiantly to heart. But one interested her in particular. A small blonde, with his hair done up in such a fashion that not even hair gel could maintain that in the heat of battle. She knew from personal experience that he must be using some magic to keep that fabulous thing in the air.
She must acquire the secret, so she can ditch the jewel in her hair that she uses when she wants to keep it up, like old times. She sat on the mat right next to his. He seemed to busy chatting up Samus, something about empathizing with her being orf-and-something. Feh, I see no reason why she is more attractive than moi, can you? So anyway, We did some stretches,
"So how do you do it?" Bayonetta asked in a sharp tone, needing the answer ASAP
"What? These stretches? Well, see I-" Lucas started
"Oh, I see, need a bit of convincing do we? Well, I can certainly arrange that," Bayonetta, being VERY accustomed to how some men just needed a bit of motivation to get their mouths moving. So they did some splits, and she did them full russian, doing a handstand, whilst her pants quickly retracted to some rather revealing shorts. Lucas paid quite some mind, and that Falcon fellow was looking between me and Samus as if there was a competition to be had. As if.
The WFT cleared her throat, now understanding that she should keep the sexiness of the room in check "Now, Bayonetta, I'm sure it's not entirely necessary to remove clothes you were clearly comfortable in…"
Bayonetta, paying no heed to that daft little girl. She approached Lucas, Her steps calculated, her hips swaying just so. Like she practiced all of these years.
"Miss, um, could you, um," Lucas stumbled through his words, overwhelmed by the advances made by the foxy mistress that is Bayonetta.
Now, to add the finishing touch. Go hard or go home, she always said. She leaned over, her shirt retracting so that her bust was in full view, and she whispered just one, little innocent comment. That's all, I swear.
"You're not too good at this are you? If you don't know how to talk to a lady," Bayonetta grinned
"Ask your mum."
Lucas dashed out of the room, tears running down his face. I guess Bayonetta overdid it by just a little,
Meanwhile, apparently, Samus' face was twisting into one of rage. Didn't know she was into little boys, but even her reaction was an over reaction, she tried to bludgeon me to death with the butt of her pistol. I mean-
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Samus interjected "You know full well why I reacted like that!"
"And that would be…?" Bayonetta somehow ended up on the table, kicking her legs childishly.
"Well, for one thing, you're a damn show off." Samus started drumming her fingers on the table
"No I'm not!" After everyone gave her the look, she cleared her throat, "What, show and tell was always my favorite subject in grade school."
"Show and tell with your body? How come I don't doubt that," Samus quipped
"Now you look here, you can't go around making accusations, especially because I asked for a reasonable cause for your horrendous assault!"
"Are you so damn full of yourself that you honestly don't know what you did? What you said?" Samus started turning red… again.
"All I did was some innocent flirting, nothing violating. He didn't give me the chance, see, beca-"
"HE'S AN ORPHAN, YOU BITCH! OF COURSE, YOU WOULDN'T, NO COULDN'T UNDERSTAND BECAUSE YOUR LIFE WAS ALL DANDY BULLSHIT, WELL GUESS WHAT SISTER, NOT EVERYONE CAN BE AS PERFECT AS YOU!" Samus slammed her fists on the table. The room was silent, as she leaned back into the chair, making a final huff, "I think we should just play the next clip, no comment necessary Robin."
Robin cleared his voice "Samus, are you-" He was elbowed sharply by Lucina.
Bayonetta mumbled something about a "spicy one" as the disc jumped to the next story.
Ooh shit, there be some conflict going on! Honestly, I always thought that ZZS would be just a little upset with Bayo, seeing that she overtakes her in combo game. However, as I was writing this, I realized just how right it would be to have Lucas be the middle man. So, there you go. As for reviews: from this weirdo "Equoch"
Wow, that was beautiful. Corrin is just so Dank in this story.
Heh, so nobody read Zelda yet. Yeah, it's a little on the shitty side, but I did tell you I have no ideas. As for Wendy, well, it was turning out boring, so it's being delayed. Sorry if you were excited about it, or something. And now that I've done some research on Corrin, a new and legit chapter could be coming your way. Until then, Tardation is over and out!