Who's Your Daddy?
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"GUYS!" bellowed Dean as he tried to get them to stop bickering. Both angels jumped and turned to look at the older Winchester.
"What's going on?" asked Dean.
"Dean uh. .. This is what I was looking for." Said Cas as he gestured towards Abby.
"Why?" asked Sam in confusion.
"She's our daughter." Said Gabriel as he grinned at the boys.
"Come again, when you say. .. our?" asked Dean.
"As in me and Cassie boy here had a kid and this is her." Said Gabriel as Cas turned a brilliant shade of red and lost the ability to look the boys in the eye.
"Hang on, you have . .. .a kid?" asked Sam as he and Dean exchanged bewildered looks.
"Yep, that'd be about right." Said Gabriel as he sat on the floor next to the couch and patted Abby's head making her shift slightly in her sleep.
"You. .. how. .. I thought you said you never. .. " trailed off Dean as he turned to Cas.
"It wasn't supposed to happen but he forced me to do it." Said Cas, still unable to look at the boys.
"You mean he. .. " trailed off Sam as he looked at Gabe in horror.
"Oh gross, ewww, you're sick, it was nothing like that." Said Gabe as he looked at Sam in disgust.
"Then what was it?" asked Dean.
"I told him not to touch it, but he wouldn't listen." Muttered Cas.
"Aw come on Cas, look what we made, isn't she cute?" asked Gabe as he smooshed Abby's sleeping face between his hands and made cooing sounds.
"Yes, but. .." trailed off Cas, unsure what to say.
"Are you getting any of this?" asked Dean as he turned to Sam. Sam stared at Gabe and Cas with a dazed look on his face as he shook his head from side to side.
"So how exactly do two male angels have a baby without uh. . .. " Dean asked as he meshed his fingers together to illustrate what he was asking.
"See it happened a few centuries ago when me and Cassie boy here were on watch." Began Gabe.
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7 hundred years ago.
"Come on Cassie boy, touch it." Said Gabe as he stood in front of the rainbow.
"Why do you want me to touch the rainbow?" asked Cas in an exasperated voice.
"Because I'm bored and I want to know why that leprechaun doesn't want us to." Said Gabe.
"There is probably a perfectly good reason why angels are not supposed to touch rainbows." Said Cas as he frowned at Gabriel.
"Fine, I won't push you." Said Gabe as he rolled his eyes. Cas relaxed his posture and looked around, he didn't catch the mischievous glint in Gabe's eyes as he sidled up to Cas. Gabe grabbed his hand and quickly plunged it into the rainbow.
"Gabriel!" growled Cas as he tried to pull his hand out of the other angel's firm grasp.
"Oooooh, it's all tingly." Said Gabe as he let go of Cas' hand and opened his fingers in the rainbow. Cas stared in fascination as the colours danced over his fingers.
"I knew that leprechaun was full of it." Said Gabe as he watched the colours. His voice broke Cas out of his reverie and he pulled his hand out of the rainbow and wiped it on his pants.
"You shouldn't have done that." Said Cas.
"Oh why not, not like we broke the damn thing." Said Gabe as he wiggled his fingers, watching the colours swirl before Cas grabbed his hand and pulled it out of the rainbow. Suddenly a bright orange bolt of light seeped out of the rainbow and shot through the angels before disappearing back into the rainbow.
"What was that?" asked Cas as he examined his chest where the light had pierced through him. He looked up and saw Gabe examining his chest as well.
"I don't know but it felt amazing, let's do it again." Said Gabe as he reached out to touch the rainbow again but Cas smacked his hand away.
"What's up with your chest?" asked Gabe as he looked at Cas' chest which was glowing with a deep blue light.
"I don't know but it's painful." Said Cas as he gasped and grasped his chest. Gabe grabbed at his chest and fell to his knees as his chest began to glow as well. A large blue ball erupted from both of their chests and merged on the ground in front of them. They both walked over to it and looked at it.
"Is that what I think it is?" asked Gabe in awe.
"It's a soul, we created a soul." Said Cas as he gently picked up the glowing blue ball.
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Present Day. .. .
"Hang on, so let me get this straight, you guys stuck your hands in a rainbow and made a soul 700 years ago?" asked Dean.
"Is that how all souls are made?" asked Sam as he sat down at the table, quickly standing up when he realised he was sitting in blood.
"Actually no, it was a rare phenomenon and we don't entirely understand how it happened." Said Cas as he looked around the room.
"Hang on, if this all happened ages ago, how come you guys only started looking for her 2 weeks ago?" asked Sam.
"We were unaware that she had been hatched." Said Cas.
"Hatched?" asked Dean.
"Yes, we left her in the soul hatchery and the soul designator assigned her to an earth mother." Said Gabe.
"Souls are like. .. eggs?" asked Sam incredulously.
"Not really, but it's the best way I can describe it for humans to understand." Said Cas.
"We went looking for her 2 weeks ago, we were going to find a suitable mother to assign her too, but she was already gone." Said Gabe.
"Gabriel got us banned from the hatchery with his foul language and violent outburst towards the soul designator." Said Cas as he glared at the other angel.
"Well we were very specific, we told her not to assign our daughter to anyone until we told her to but she got mad at Cas for turning down her invitation and she decided to get back at him by assigning our daughter." Grumbled Gabe.
"Her invitation?" asked Dean as he raised an eyebrow at Cas.
"She. .. she wished to engage in . .. intimate activities." Stammered Cas, turning a yet undiscovered shade of red. Dean ran a hand through his hair as he burst out laughing.
"This is just too weird." Said Dean as he shook his head and looked over at Sam who was chuckling.
"So how come when you saw her earlier you didn't realize it was her?" asked Sam as it dawned on him that Cas had seen Abby at Bobby's place.
"She wasn't fully human then, her soul was being stifled by the vampire blood, but when you changed her back, the momment we saw her, it practically called out to us." Said Cas as he looked over at Abby.
"He saw her earlier?" asked Gabe with a frown.
"Yes, I did, so that means I won, I touched her first." Said Cas as it dawned on him. His face lit up and he grinned widely.
"Hold on, but you didn't know it was her at the time so technically you didn't win." Said Gabe with a scowl.
"It was agreed that whoever touched her first would win, not whoever recognized her first." Said Cas.
"Win?" asked Dean.
"Yes, since we are her parents and both very much male, whoever wins gets to be her father and whoever loses is the mother." Said Gabe. "And I recognized and touched her first so I'm the daddy, and you're the mommy." He finished with a grin as he pointed first at himself then at Cas.
"No, I am the patriarch and you are the matriarch." said Cas.
"No, you're the mommy." argued Gabe as he pulled his confetti bazooka out of thin air and aimed it at Cas.
"No, you are." said Cas as he held out a hand to deflect the confetti as Gabe prepared to fire it. Dean tried to tackle Gabe to get the bazooka but Gabe shifted at the last second, sending Dean crashing into the wall.
"How about you guys let her decide." Suggested Sam as Dean groaned and stood up slowly, rubbing his back muttering about insane angels with high powered artillery.
"I like that idea." Said Gabe as he nodded. "Oh and by the way thank you boys for saving her."
"I helped." Muttered Cas as the boys nodded at Gabe who had stashed the bazooka back into apparently thin air.
"What happened to that man?" asked Cas as he noticed the dead body on the floor.
"There's a vampire after Abby and Sam and it attacked her brother when it couldn't get to her." Said Dean as he turned to look at the sleeping girl on the couch.
"So she cares for this human?" asked Cas.
"Oh no you don't, I'm going to do it." Said Gabe as he raced towards Ryan. But Cas was there before him and lay a hand on Ryan's lifeless corpse. Dean blinked and exchanged surprise looks with Sam as Ryan stretched and stood up.
"What happened? Who are you people?" asked Ryan before he spotted Abby fast asleep on the couch. "Abby!" he exclaimed as he ran over to her. "What happened to her?" he asked as he looked at the 4 men in the room who were staring at him.
"I'm your sister's father and that's her mother." Said Gabe as he pointed at himself and Cas. "And those two are hunters who just changed your sister back from a vampire."
"I died right, I remember dying so is this some sort of hell dimension where the torture is mind numbing confusion? Asked Ryan.
"Something like that." Said Dean with a chuckle.
"You might want to sit down for this." Said Sam before he began to explain to Ryan what was going on.
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Bobby groaned as he stretched his hands over his head. His back creaked in protest as he bent over again to roll the tires back to the car he'd been working on. Suddenly a loud scream filled his ears as something crashed into his head. He fell to the ground and looked up to see a blonde vampire looking down at him, teeth bared as she growled at him.
"You took something from me." She growled as she raised her foot to smash it into his face. Bobby quickly rolled to the side and her foot connected with air, making her momentarily lose her balance. Bobby quickly jumped to his feet and scanned the area for the nearest weapon, he spotted the hacksaw a few feet away right before long fingers closed around his neck. He drove his elbow backwards as hard as he could and heard her grunt when it connected with her stomach. Her grasp on his neck loosened and he grabbed her hands, tossed them off his neck and dove for the hacksaw. Just as he had it in his grasp she kicked him in the side, causing him to roll on his back. She straddled his stomach and wrenched his head towards her by his hair. Just as she was about to sink her fangs into his neck he brought up the hand with the hacksaw and struck her hard in the temple. She fell sideways and he slammed the bladed end of the hacksaw into her neck. He frowned when a large shallow cut was formed, the saw could only do so much with one blow, this was going to be messy He began running the hacksaw back and forth over her neck to cut her head off, the saw making a horrible squelching sound with each movement as she cursed and screamed at him. Suddenly she fell silent and glared at him.
"I'll be coming back for you hunter." she growled. Bobby's eyes widened in surprise as her mouth fell open and black smoke began to stream out of it. The vampire lost consciousness as the demon left and he stared down at the half dead vampire. He stopped sawing, pondering whether he should tie her up and question her or if he should finish what he'd started. His decision was made for him as the vampire slowly woke up. Blood was dribbling out of her mouth and she opened her mouth to scream at him, but all that came out was a loud gurgling sound. Bobby realised her vocal cords had been too badly damaged for her to be of any use to him.
"Sorry sweetheart." He said as he frowned at the blond vampire and continued to saw her head off, splattering himself and the tires he'd been hauling with blood. Bobby barely felt the blood as it spattered his face, his head was reeling, what were demons doing possessing vamps, what the hell was going on?
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Ryan sat on the newly blood-free floor next to the couch his sister was sleeping on.
"So you're telling me my sister has 2 gay dad angels?" asked Ryan as he tried to understand what the 4 strange men in the room had been telling him.
"We're not gay, we're brothers." Said Gabriel as Cas tilted his head sideways in confusion.
"You know you look kinda familiar." Said Ryan as he peered at Dean.
"Yeah, I met you a few years ago, the night your parents . . uh." Said Dean.
"You mean the night a demon killed my dad took over his body then burst into the house, killed my mom and then tried to kill me and Abby?" asked Ryan.
"Yeah, that night." Said Dean as he nodded.
"So does that mean Abby's an angel?" asked Ryan as he looked over at Cas.
"No, she's completely human, her soul was just created by angels." Explained Gabe.
"You called Abby yesterday, said something was wrong, before you were killed, what was that about?" asked Dean as he remembered the voicemail Abby'd made him listen to.
"Oh yeah, our grandmother, she died, the paramedics came over, said it was probably a heart attack. The coroner is supposed to come by later to pick her up today." Said Ryan as he turned to look at his grandmother's bedroom door, suddenly his eyes grew wide and hopeful as he looked at Cas. "You brought me back, you think maybe you could. ."
"No can do buddy, you were torn apart by supernatural forces, she died a natural death, we can't interfere with death by natural causes." Said Gabe as he cut Ryan off.
"We are sorry for your loss." Said Cas. Ryan looked down and nodded.
"Guys, she's waking up." Said Sam as he looked at Abby who was rubbing at her eyes as they fluttered open. She sat up slowly and squinted as she took in the 5 blurry shapes in the room.
"What's going on?" she asked in a groggy voice.
"You're never going to believe this." Said Ryan as he sat on the couch next to her.
"Hi Abby, I'm your daddy, my name is Gabriel, and that funny looking guy over there Castiel, he's your mommy.' Said Gabriel.
"No, I am your father, and he is your mother." said Cas as he pointed at first himself then Gabe.
"Am I still dreaming?" asked Abby as she turned to her brother.
"Not even close." Said Ryan as he chuckled.
"Last thing I remember was the lake." Said Abby as she rubbed at her forehead.
"Well sweetness, you see, the story actually began 7 centuries ago." Said Gabe as they began to fill her in on what had happened.
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In the next one we find out just what's going on in her head and who's behind the voice :)
sooo I just watched the most recent episode of Trueblood last night, did anyone else laugh when *spoiler alert* Sookie told Eric he'd just killed her fairy godmother and he's all sheepish grin saying sorry with his blood stained mouth? I couldn't help it, it was just too. .. er. .. I don't have an appropriate word. Oh well, Happy Tuesday to all, may you have a Tuesdayful day filled with things of Tuesday. Wow that many Tuesdays in a sentence has Tuesday looking like a weird word T-U-E-S-D-A-Y. ok, I'll stop now, thanks for reading and thanks even more for reviewing :) I think I'm addicted to reviews, they make me all warm and tingly inside, like cookies. Thanks again ^_^