i added some of nana teaseing gintoki :D
Disclaimer: ... Im hungry .
Shinpachi entered Yorozuya to find that it was filled with the delicious aroma of freshly cooked breakfast. He eagerly followed the smell into the kitchen and was greeted by the sight of Nanami in a large white button up shirt that was way to big for her... And not much else. Shinpachi pinched his nose and tried to think of unpleasant things to calm himself down.
"Oh, good morning Shinpachi-kun" Nanami smiled and greeted him, "Do you think you could help me out? I don't know where everything is yet."
"uh sure," the teen rushed to her side and looked in the wok she was stirring, it looked like fried rice but not traditional type and without many ingredients.
"I had this idea" Nanami explained, "people like to have bacon and eggs for breakfast, and us Japanese traditionally have rice with our meals so I thought I'd combine them and make fried rice," she moved the wok making the contents flip around, it was like she was a freaking professional.
"So how can I help?" Shinpachi asked.
"WELL can you help me serve it up. I don't know where the bowls are, I'm just lucky this wok was in the sink." She turned the stove off. "If you do that for me I will go wake up the others," she grinned at him and Shinpachi replied with a nod.
"Kagura-chan," Nanami whispered, "Its time to wake up."
"No, five more minutes aru," the yato girl groaned as she rolled over. Sadaharu on the other hand emerged from the cupbourd and stretched letting out an audible yawn.
"Good morning Sadaharu," Nanami scratched the large dog behind the ears, he responded with an "arf"
"Shuddup Sadaharu I'm trying to sleep aru," Kagura groaned again Sadaharu tilted his head slightly and let out a quiet whine.
"Hey Sadaharu could you give me a hand?" Nanami asked then added, "Maybe I should say paw,"
"Arf!" Sadaharu crouched down in front of the cupboard and allowed Nanami to climb on his back. With this extra height Nanami could get to Kagura better, she giggled at the sight of the sleeping redhead with drool leaking from her mouth.
"Come on Kagura-chan Its time to wake up," Nanami shook the sleeping girl slightly who groaned in protest. "Well if you don't get up you wont get any breakfast"
"FOOD ARU?" Kagura immediately sat up and hit her head.
"Ahh so that's the trick," Nanami grinned, "Yes sleepy head I made breakfast, Shinpachi is serving it up now," the dark haired woman jumped off the back of the oversized house pet, She scratched it behind the ears as a thanks and then headed to the room containing the silver haired samurai who was still asleep.
"Gintoki.. Oi Gintoki!" Nanami poked him in the face as she kneeled by his futon, he stirred slightly, "Its time to wake up love, breakfast will get cold." She sighed when he didn't move. Leaning over him she tried to shake him to get him to wake up... It didn't go as planned.
"Oi Gintoki wake u-AAH," Gintoki threw an arm around her and pulled her onto the futon then he put his head on her chest using her breasts as a cushion.
"Not yet." He spoke, his voice slightly muffled from the boobs in his face. "Want more sleep, and... want more Nana," he then went about rubbing his face in her cleavage
"OI QUIT THAT!" Nanami growled, "get your lazy arse out of bed.. OI!" She squeaked as Gintoki put his hand in her shirt and grabbed one of the fleshy mounds "Gintoki quuiiiit it."
"Are you sure you want me to stop?" He grinned into her chest.
"Y-yes" she said trying to control the quiver in her voice.
"Doesn't sound like you do," Gintoki thought he had won until the woman beneath him shattered his dream.
"Gintoki the door is wide open," Nanami said plainly, "you're scaring the children."
The samurai lifted his head from is comfy spot to see and sure enough the door was wiiide open, he could see the teens eating, well actually they had stopped eating from shock (yes even Kagura).
"What the fuck Nana, why didn't you close the door?" he groaned as he removed his hand and sat up yawning.
"Because I came in here to wake you not have fun," she leaned forwards and kissed him on the nose, "Okay now get up or you don't get any food." As she walked away she added, "Stupid permadick!"
"Oi I heard that!" Gintoki growled all he got in response was Nanami turning and poking her tongue out.
After Breakfast Nanami attempted to find something to wear. She had a dirty clothes, clothes that were somehow still damp from Gintoki being a dick the day before and some shredded clothes, also his fault.
'I have more clothes at the shinsengumi, but I don't want to go back ther yet' she sighed. 'if I go there now I'd probably end up punching Toushiro out. I guess there's no helping it I'll have to go buy more stuff, but today I'll have to wear THAT outfit'
"Oi Gintoki I need to go shopping" she called "I need some clothes since you destroyed so much of mine"
"Yeah ok," Gintoki responded as he finished getting himself dressed. "Speaking of clothes, what's with that shirt? Its way to big for you, it looks like a man's shirt."
"That's because it is, I got it from Toushiro," Nanami responded without even blinking. "He couldn't wear it any more because blood stained it," she pointed at the blotchy marks on the sleeve then returned her attention to the contents of her bag, "and its actually my fault there is blood on there, I stabbed the guy after all." She turned to her love and was amused at the expression he was pulling, it was a mix of anger, jealousy, curiosity, shock and a few other things too.
"Wait what? Why his shirt? How?... Wait you stabbed the mayo freak?"
"No I stabbed my boss, the guy who..." Nanami trailed off. "Well my point is that its my fault its stained so I got him a new shirt and I kept this one as pyjamas," she shrugged. "so you share clothes with the mayo-freak," Gintoki felt his face twitch, "I-is there anything ELSE you share together?"
"Yeah we shared a bed," Nanami grinned
"Oh ok... WAIT WHAT?" Gintoki screached.
"Yeah we banged every night," Nanami tried to hold in the fits of laughter that threatened to escape, "I rode him so hard," she snuck a peek at Gintoki's face and the laughter escaped. His face was even whiter than his hair he was trying to say something but was repeating the first syllable over and over like a broken record.
"Calm down Gintoki, I'm just teasing, its a joke" she said before the laughter took over again
"huh what?" Gintoki's face regained some of its colour "is it really just a joke?" he asked quietly. He shook his head then started yelling "WHAT THE FUCK? That was NOT FUNNY!"
"Yes, yes it was" Nanami wiped the tears of joy from her eyes "your face was priceless." She then continued to look through her bag.
Nanami pulled out something brightly coloured from her bag then quickly exited the room leaving Gintoki curious of what it was. He followed her and was only to be halted by the bathroom door slamming in his face.
"Oi Nana what are you doing?"
"Getting dressed."
"Why in there?"
"Coz you will laugh, these clothes are kinda... not my type."
"Come on Nana you look good in anything."
"Shuddup!" She growled, "thats sooo not true. Now shush and lemme get dressed I'm not use to these clothes it might take me a while"
After a few minutes of waiting Nanami emerged. She was wearing a purple floral kimono that ended just above her knees and matching purple knee high socks on underneath. Her hair was clipped up into a bun with a small pin, she fidgeted as Gintoki stared at her.
"Well? are you gonna laugh?" There was no responce from the man. "WELL?"
"I uh... fuck.. you look uh... fuck" he stared in awe.
"Wow Nana-chan you look very pretty aru" Kagura complimented with a huge grin.
"Thanks Kagura-chan" Nanami smiled at the teen then glanced back at Gintoki and smiled, he had averted his gaze with a blush on his cheeks.
"C-come on Nana you said you needed to go shopping," he cleared his throat "I'll give you a lift."
"Ehh? Does that mean you're gonna come shopping with me?" Nanami beamed, "waah that's almost like a date!" She ran up to him and put her arms around his neck.
"There's no almost about it." he sighed, still blushing, "j-just don't expect me to buy anything, I'm completely broke."
"Yay!" She squealed happily as she stepped away from the man and twirled on the spot. Gintoki watched her, his face got redder and looked away again.
"Eh? Gin-chan don't you like Nana-chan's pretty yukata? Aru" Kagura said loudly when she saw how Gintoki was acting.
"Shut it!" He hissed at the teen.
Nanami stopped twirling her face also took on a pink shade. "I-I think I'll go get changed." She said quietly, "t-those damp clothes aren't too bad," she turned and started walking away but was stopped by a hand grabbing her arm.
"No don't! I-it looks really good," Gintoki admitted he could feel the blush reaching his ears.
"Really?" Nanami turned to him and looked up at him with hopeful eyes.
"Wow it's amazing a girl looks good in a dress" Gintoki turned on his dead pan expression trying to hide the emotion he felt.
"Are you sure? I don't usually wear dresses like this," she pouted "I only wore them when I had to."
"Yeah I remember" Gintoki rolled his eyes. "You only wore them when your freaky grandmother came to visit" he shivered at the memory. "Anyway you always complained that you hated skirts, so what's different?
"Well I hated them because of the constriction of movement but I like short skirts"
"So do I," the silver samurai grinned Nanami ignored him and continued.
"I like this new fashion, I can easily kick a guy in the face" she demonstrated a high kick. Gintoki caught her foot.
"Oi don't do that, Patsuan can see your panties." Gintoki grumbled. Nanami looked over to see that he was correct and that Shinpachi had collapsed from blood loss.
"Nana-chan this dress is good for kicking too aru," Kagura demonstrated in her red china dress with a split up the side
"Yeah you're right!" Nanami admired, "maybe I should get one like that... Ooh then we would match!" Nanami squealed in an extremely girly way as she clasped hers and Kagura's hands together. The yato grinned and squealed in response.
"Eew Nana, when did you get all girly and gross," Gintoki groaned rolling his eyes and looking away grimacing.
"Oh shush" Nanami scolded, "all girls have need to be girly some times" she poked her tongue out at the grumbling man. Nanami then felt Kagura grab her hand so she turned to the teen who looked up at her with big blue eyes.
"Hey Nana-chan, I'm sorry about yesterday," Kagura started "I-I was just real curious and I didn't know that all that bad stuff happened, I'm sorry aru"
The room went quiet, Gintoki held his breath and waited to see how Nanami would respond.
Nanami looked at the red head and smiled softly, "it's ok Kagura-chan it's not your fault" she pulled the girl into a gentle embrace "I was holding all of that in for so long its good to let it all out some times" she let go and looked the girl in the eye "It's ok to feel sad because without sadness there would be no happiness"
Kagura sniffed as a tear rolled down her face, she threw her arms around Nanami pressing her face in her cleavage
"I'm still sorry aru" she cried "I didn't want to make you and Gin-chan sad aru" Nanami stroked the girls hair for a moment
"It's ok"
"Come on Nana" Gintoki nagged "do you want to go out or not?"
Nanami was fixing her hair and inspecting her reflection in the mirror,
"Are you sure I look ok?"
A vein popped out of Gintoki's forehead and he yelled "What the fuck? Of course you look good, you look good in everything and in that you look freaking amazing so stop being so self conscious you idiotic woman,"
Nanami scowled at him and yelled in response "Okay I get it! Stupid permadick no need to yell!" She then stormed past him and to the door. As she passed him Gintoki reached out and plucked the hair pin from her head, letting her dark locks fall back around her shoulders.
"Hey why did you do that?" Nanami scolded, "it took ages to get my hair right" she tried to snatch the hair pin back but Gintoki held it out of reach grinning playfully.
"Oi gimme it back!"
"No way" He laughed "you have to answer a few questions before I return it"
"Fine!" Nanami grumbled as she crossed her arms and glared at the man, "Ask your questions"
"hmmm" Gintoki brought his free hand to his chin as he thought for a moment "Firstly, where did you get this pin?"
"Toushiro gave it to me" she scowled
"WHAT? You where gonna go on a date with me wearing a gift from another man?" He screeched "That's it you aren't getting this back"
"GINTOKI it's not like that" She rolled her eyes "He's a friend that's ALL!"
"Are you suuureeeeee?"
"YES! I don't w-..." she trailed off
"What? I can't hear you?"
"I s-said" she took a deep breath and her face flushed red "I said I don't want to be with anyone b-but you"
"oh." Gintoki relaxed his stance and smiled at her.
"so can i have it back now?"
"Uh no not yet one more question" he grinned again as he watched his love jump trying to reach the hair ornament in his hand "okay... Question number two: why do you care about how you look so much today? You never use to care this much."
Nanami stopped jumping and quickly turned away as her face flushed even redder than before
"I-I Thought that maybe we would see some of your friends or something while we where out, I-I uh..." she fidgeted slightly as she contemplated what to say next, then suddenly turned back to face her love again. her green eyes stared up at him bashfully. "I want to look good enough for you"
Gintoki's eyes widened, that wasn't a response he expected. Nanami took advantage of his shocked state and snatched the hair pin back and started her way back to the mirror with the intent of redoing her hair. She was then halted as arms slid around her waist, she felt breath on her ear it sent a shiver down her spine.
"Your hair looks better down anyway" Gintoki whispered in her ear before letting go and walking outside whistling as if nothing had happened.
Gintoki wheels out his trusty scooter and swings a leg over.
"here" he handed Nanami his helmet she just looked at it in his hand without taking it.
"Well are you gonna put it on?" He asked.
"Nope" His lover responded, "I'm not a Police officer any more so why should I care about laws"
"yeah but if we crash you could bet hurt and die"
"then we can die together" she rolled her eyes then she took the helmet and threw it over her shoulder, it hit the ground with a thud.
"Oi thats my favorite helmet" He growled
Nanami took a seat behind him, pressing her breasts against his back, she whispered in his ear,"I don't care"
Startled, Gintoki sat up straight, "U-uh lets get going shall we?" he stuttered as he started the engine
bwahaha nana kinda got revenge :3
ok i got a comment saying that Nanami was acting weird, that she was way too hapy WEELLLL that was on purpose... she had been holding onto sadness for so long... she was finaly happy and freee!
OKAY GUYS I FINISHED THE REWRITE now back to writing NEW CHAPTERS!
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