Long time no see, huh? AN at the bottom will explain, and I have a feeling this chapter won't be very long.

It was a sunny day, in the village of Konohagakure. Citizens roaming the street smiled, and ninjas on the rooftops seemed lax. A lovely day, one could say.

In the middle of an unnamed street, two figures walked forward. They appeared to be the Hokage's children. Blonde and blue eyes, they seemed to be having an animated discussion. Many energetic gesticulations were thrown out by one. and many were opposed by the other. Suddenly, one of them stopped, causing the other to halt as well.

Naruto gazed into his baby sister's eyes. Crystal blue, they were, and shining to boot. She was excited, he could tell. She was his baby sister, after all. He knew her best out of anyone.

Which was why he could tell there was something wrong. He could feel it, almost like something was eating away at her—despite the fact that she appeared to be alright, and her debating skills were up to par.

Hmm...what could it have been? The thing bothering his baby sister so much that she even tried to hide it from him? What could it...Aha! So that's what it was, huh? Typical Narumi things.

Under his pondering gaze and wandering thoughts, it seemed like she had finally broken. She looked away, and nervously, she asked, "What?"

"...Narumi-chan? What's making you so uncomfortable? I probably have an idea of what it is anyway."

"Ah! Nii-chan! That's private stuff! You can't ask that to a girl!"

Huh. He thought she was just bothered by Graduation Day. That was only in a few weeks, after all. This issue… seemed to be a lot more personal. It all added up anyway, her grumpier attitude, her stomach pain complaints—and even her want for chocolate!

So, being the responsible big brother that he was, and having a clearer idea of what her problem was, he took her to the nearest convenience store. Smiling at the other customers, he led her to the feminine care aisle.

"Nii-chan… what are we doing here? Isn't this the place where the pregnant ladies come?"

"Aha…well, Narumi-chan, this is also the place where girls go once a month. You know, to help them out during that time?"

His cheeks were slowly turning more crimson by the second.

"Nii-chan? What do you mean, 'help them out during that time'?"

Oh, Kami. Was she going to make him actually say it? By now, he was sure that his cheeks were a dark crimson. Those girls who were muttering something about 'kawaii!' Whole staring and giggling into their palms were no help, either. He knew what he had to do.

Curse you, irresponsible parents!

Taking hold of one of the feminine care product boxes, he sat her down on a bench.

"Okay. Baby, do you anything about these things that are known as Periods?"

She put on an adorable thinking pout, but then shook her head as a 'no.'

Well, shit. He would be going off what he learned in the field, then.

This was going to go wrong. So terribly, horribly wrong. He could tell. One day, she would be saying "Oh yes, I know what this is!" But then she'll get it so wrong and she would blame him. Well, he would then give her a kiss and hope she would stay mad.

"Well, Naru-chan, it goes like this. A Period happens once a month. I know that it's supposed to hurt very much, because something inside here(gesturing to her lower stomach) is expanding to be twice it's normal size. It happens because… uh, well… because your body has to… let one of your eggs go every month. Wait, you know what an egg is, right!?"

She nodded. Her head was a little tilted, so he couldn't see the shit-eating grin on her face.

"So then, you'll get a lot of mood swings, and you're going to want chocolate."

In a soft voice, seemingly embarrassed, she asker," Is that all, Nii-chan?"

Well shit, here goes,

"Uh...no. Actually, there is one more thing."

Pregnant pause…

"You'll actually be bleeding from your private place."

Oh God. His face was an inferno. Literally, he was feeling like he could very well melt from the embarrassment.

"Hahahahahahaha! Nii-chan, you fell for it!"

She broke out into a wide grin, and she hugged him very tightly.

"You're such a good big brother, Nii-chan! Sorry, but I tricked you. I thought it would be hilarious, so once I knew what you were talking about, I kept playing dumb. Hahaha! Sorry—hahaha!—Nii-Chan."

Somehow, he had gotten to stroking her blonde hair. He sat, dumbstruck and shocked, until she said "I love you"

Then, she took the box and went to the bathroom.

"Love 'ya too, Princess…"

So, been watching Steins;Gate recently. Anyone need some anime to watch, 10/10 would recommend.

Anyway, long time no see. Chapter ended up being much larger than initially thought.

I know you guys were probably looking forward to something else, because of your ideas. Trust me, I will definitely use them, since all of the ones so far have been to my liking.

I guess I sort of had writers block. It's been a couple of weeks so… please forgive?

Regarding the chapter:it just took its own path, ya know? I was going for something more like graduation, which I did hint at. But, well… that happened. I guess that there wasn't really fluff, huh? Was it okay? Like, I need to know people! ;) (by the way, I know shit about periods, if you couldn't tell. )

Anyway, I don't want to be that guy who asks for reviews… but I'm doing it today. Sorry. Seriously, I feel like reviews are the driving force behind this thing. Without reviews, I'm not getting any feedback, or I can't tell if the chapter was any good, or how I should fix it if t was terrible. So please, even if it is just saying"Was Goot" then I'll be happy.

Ok, moving on…*Gasp*speakn of the devil

Reviews:

Cleaveer-these are the kinds of reviews I'm looking for(well, these and ideas that cause inspiration). I don't understand what you meant by transition, because I thought it was for the story itself, but it could have also been for the formatting. Either way, I changed the ending a bit, I believe, so it should be fixed. Also, did Fox the spelling mistake, my bad. I did feel like there was something wrong while I was writing that… Ah yes, the fluff gods shine upon us, young padawan!(wow, that was a long response!)

ReyneWriter-Oh yes! Oh yes! Inspiration has struck in you, young padawan! I'm definitely going to do something with him and a girlfriend, now that you mention it. I need to ask you though: who do you want to be his girlfriend? Hinata, I believe, is overused, but I'll be alright if I have to write about her. I think I'll tie it into Graduation Day. What do you think?

Guest- No, my friend. Thank you, for leaving that kind review. Anyway, I love that idea too! That could've actually been this chapter. No worries though, because it is sure to be one of the upcoming chapters!

Mighty Empress- Woohoo! The Fluff Lord shines brightly!

KakeruPB- I aim to please, thank you. Kushinas portrayal sort of just came to me;spur of the moment thing, ya know? Listen, I do realize that the interaction time wasn't enough, and it didn't really include all of them. It's just… I don't know, man. If I do some Kushina interaction, it'll be after a couple chapters. Who knows, the mood changes all the time, after all. Keep hope, young sir! Thank you for leaving. A review of such length.

Deafox-mucho gracias, mi amigo. Very kind of you, and it warms my heart. :)

Update time: I don't know. I'm a little busier nowadays, whatwith finals advancing closer and all. At least another week.

Damn! Monster of an AN, that's for sure. I think it's longer than the chapter itself!

With that said, Viper out!

By the way, have you guys heard of NeonZangetsu? Dudes doing awesome stuff!