Well, here you guys go.

This is not from Bella, but I thought that you would like to see some other people's perspectives. It doesn't really have any effect on the plot, but its a fun little peek into other peoples brains. I finnished this on like tuesday, but I was deciding if I should put it up because its not Bella's POV. However, because I am awesome, I decided to post it.

This is on my wesite, along with a bunch of other things you should check out at whowearefanfiction /dot/ webs /dot/ com

~Dalia

Renesme POV

Who the hell does he think he is? I spent all this time and energy trying to set up Edwierdo and Berry just to have Ezriel to swoop in and ruin all of my hard work.

She was so exited too. I don't want to sound like a bad person, but I guess it's too late for that. Bella is my best friend, after Edward of course, and I want to be happy for her. She has had a crush on Ezriel for the longest time. The girl was practically in love with the guy, but he was too blind to see her.

Ezriel had everything on Bella's list. You know, her perfect man list. Like the one in that Hillary Duff movie. Anyway he was Bella's type except for the fact that Edward was her soul mate. They were made for each other. They didn't see it yet but I know it's true. I saw the spark from the moment they saw each other, it's been there. Not to mention that Edward had a lot of the things on Bella's list too.

Bella would marry a guy if he made her laugh. Check. Bella loves a smartass, she won't admit it but it's true, a guy needs to be at least taller than her in heels, and if he smelled good, Bella was sold. Check, check, and check.

I thought it was really going somewhere with the two of them when we ran off at the mall. I was actually spying on them for a little but then I got distracted in the shoe store. What can I say? I'm addicted to shoes. I only bought three pairs this time.

I hate how Ezriel thinks he can just swoop in after all this time. She gave him a chance. Hell, she gave him like two hundred chances. Would have given him more, if Alice and I hadn't stepped in. He was her first crush. After a month of going crazy, she told him. He rejected her because he liked someone else. Problem is, he always liked someone else. Bella, on the other hand, didn't see it that way. Because he let her down so sweetly, saying how amazing she was.

Bella Swan is too good for that Assbutt. I need to set some demons on his ass. Are ten years really worth Eddie and Berry's happiness? Maybe. I might have watched a bit too much Supernatural.

Ok, yeah, I need to lay off of the television.

I looked across the kitchen table. Edwierdo was just sitting there eating his spaghetti, playing on his phone. I guess I wasn't really good conversation right now.

It's all his fault. He should have made a move on her before Ezriel had a chance to. I grabbed one of the small bread rolls we always had and threw it at Edward's head.

He wasn't paying attention so it hit him right in the head.

"Hey! What the hell was that for!?"He looked up angrily.

I stayed silent for a moment

Mom and Dad went to some concert thingy for the week so, we were left alone. The food was actually decent. I expected pizza and starvation. Who knew Eddie could cook? Well I can't, so it worked out well.

"It's all your fault! All of this time! I was super excited too. You should have hurried up. What took you so long? You guys are perfect for each other. You just don't want to believe it. You have always hated it when I was right." I huffed and crossed my arms.

Ed's face went from confusion to annoyance to amusement."Two things. Aren't you too old to be acting like that?" He paused and looked at me. I think he was looking for an answer. When he didn't get one, he kept talking. "Bella and I can decide if we are perfect. Trust me; I am more than capable to choose a girlfriend."

I threw another bread roll at his head. Stupid cousin, with his stupid accent, and stupid tendency to make sense.

"Renesmee! What the hell?" Edward threw the bread back at me.

And that, ladies and gentlemen, is when we started our food fight.

I was ducking behind a cabinet door giggling. I just covered Edward head to toe in cherizo sausage.

I looked up to see him dumping the whole bowl of pasta sauce on top of my head.

As he started to walk away, I pelted him with bread rolls.

"Oww, Ness, what's with the bread throwing lately?" Edward tried to cover his face.

Joke is on him, because I aimed lower.

"Take that Edwierdo!" I shouted as he fell to the floor covering his boy parts. Haha. Victory for me.

I slid to the floor and assessed the damage we have done.

I had pasta in my hair and sauce all over my clothes. Usually I would bitch Edward out for my clothes, but since I kind of started it, I'm gonna shut up. The fridge was covered in various things and so was the table, but other than that, we were good.

"How do you always manage to pull me into your crazy ideas? I am a perfectly normal human being when I'm not around you." Edward Huffed.

I didn't reply.

"Nessie, what's going on?" Edward looked at me. "Come on, you haven't called me 'Edwierdo' since we were six years old."

I shrugged.

"Come on Ness," Edward put his forehead on mine. Another thing that hasn't happened since we were six years old.

I smiled. Crap, he got me.

"I don't know, you have just been different since that bitch broke your heart. I just wanted to cheer you up. And Berry, I just want you both to be happy. I really thought you could do that together. " I admitted, pulling some pasta out of my cousin's hair.

He smiled. "I know you care, but you need to let people figure things out for themselves. I'm not saying you're wrong, but we don't see things as clearly as you do. Not everyone is as advanced as you are." Edward wiped some pasta sauce off of my cheek. "Besides, any blind fool could tell that Bella is in love with him.

"Except maybe the blind fool that she is going out with. What kind of name is that anyways? Ezriel?" Edward muttered. The name sounded almost bitter on his tounge.

I knew it! He likes her! It's just gonna take a while, but I can get them together. Oh, this is going to be fun. I'm going to have to wait, which is gonna suck, but it's gonna be worth it. Gonna doesn't even sound like a word anymore. I do that a lot. Gonna, gonna, gonna, gonna…

Umm, what was going on?

Edward was looking at me.

I hugged him, and he hugged me back after a second. "I love you Edward."

"I love you too." He patted my head.

"Umm, Berry?" Edward moved his head to the side a bit.

"Don't judge. We came up with that in the sixth grade. Bella is already a nickname, I would like to see you come up with something better, mister." I answered sternly.

"Umm, Bells, Belly- Boo, Bell, Bellaroony...?" He listed off his fingers.

I rolled my eyes. All of those were taken by other people. Someone actually called her Boobs at some point. Bellaroony wasn't actually that bad though.

"You will find someone. I still think that Bella is perfect but don't worry. I have a bunch of girls in mind." I informed him.

I started to get up but Eddie pulled me back down.

"Nessie, no. Leave both Bella and I alone."

"Fine!"

"Fine."

"I'm going up stairs, now" I stomped to my room. Six year old Nessie was right. He is and Edwierdo.

As I jumped on my bed, phone in hand, I could hear Edward laughing downstairs. I wonder how funny things will be when he realizes that he has to clean the kitchen.