A/N – I think my problem is I'm just not consistent enough to update a fanfic. But I digress. You all want a new chapter, and here it is.
Chapter 6 – Puberty and Adolescence
Shortly after your bag of soon-to-be-raging hormones enters school, they will undergo a series of humiliating and degrading transformations. These are more commonly called Puberty or Adolescence. There's no need to inform them of these changes. They'll need to learn independence, and your telling them might indicate that you care about their well-being, and you don't want them to have a sense of attachment. In this chapter, we'll talk about both the physical, mental, and emotional changes it'll be going through, so you'll know when to grab your stick to fend them off.
Obviously, the most humiliating part of Puberty is the physical changes. We don't need to get into these in great detail, so I won't. What you will need to know, though, is that taking proper advantage of their humiliation is necessary for their future training. You still need to keep them in top physical condition when they're home from school, and now wouldn't be a very bad time to start teaching them a few counter-curses and hexes from your Dark Arts Handbook. Always make sure that they're keeping in practice at their school, and if they are at Hogwarts, suggest a few houses to try them on. If they get detentions, complain to their Head of House (Hopefully Slytherin), using any means necessary.
When they begin Puberty, their emotional state will change drastically. They will prefer to be shut up alone in their rooms when they come back from school, hopefully listening to that loud screaming music you raised them on. This is a very good thing. It is very important to encourage this behavior, as it will harness very positive emotions for future Death Eaters such as them. They will also tend to be uncomfortable and insecure. This is not good. If you want them to be perfect Death Eater material, it is imperative that they are extremely determined and confident almost to the point of arrogance, and have the logical thinking that everything they do must be right. This will cause them to make less mistakes in their life and be resourceful and have good qualities for, say, a leader of their local Death Eater circle.
It is also very good to teach them to be extremely loyal to both their family and also their blood roots. Now that they are immersed in a school, there will be no way to shelter them from the scum and lowlives they also admit, namely mudbloods, halfbloods, and blood-traitors. Teach them early on in their school life that those people are lower forms of life than your noble blood, and should not be looked upon as the same. Also, teach them to respect the family name. If one of their peers is talking badly about your family name, make sure they know to give them a good piece of their mind. And their wand.
One of the most important things you must look out for is who your child associates with! I cannot stress this fact enough. In a few years your shoddy excuse for offspring will see their friends as the most important people in their life, not you. I take for example, my excommunicated cousin. He decided to hang out with mudbloods and the like, and not only did he become one of the world's biggest blood-traitors, but also a member of the Order. It was a public disgrace for my poor aunt, who solved it nicely by wisely denying his existence or relation.
Some other DO's and DO NOT's during this period include:
DO: Make sure to introduce your little rubbish to other of your Death Eater acquaintances children, and note the reaction they expose while and after meeting them.
DO NOT: Send your child various 'care packages' during their school year. This will have them tend to be clingy and this is undesirable.
DO: Encourage your bundle of organs to invite their 'friends' over to your house. This provides a clever veil of seeing exactly who they associate with.
DO NOT: Attempt to visit your child at school during the school year, unless they are in extreme danger of going down the wrong path. Even in those cases a Howler will usually do the trick.