Party Games 7
Welcome back everyone, we got more dares everyone. I do not own soul eater. Now please read, send in your dares, and enjoy.
Shaula and Kalin had been sleeping together on the couch when someone knocked on the door. With a yawn Kalin climbed to his feet, then walked over and opened the door. On the other side of the door was a massive crate, a note taped to the front.
"So here are my oc's. Don't break them, lose them, or feed them bananas. Okay that's it, CJ OUT!" The note said.
Once the crate was inside, thanks mostly to Free, Kalin pulled out a crow bar. With a small amount of effort, the crate popped open, the lid falling onto an unfortunate Erika frog.
"Ribbit...ribbit-" Erika was cut off as a girl wearing military style clothes leaped out onto the lid, squashing the witch under foot. "Ow..."
"Hey Zane, we're here!" Chloe said behind her, leaping off the lid.
"AIR! FRESH AIR!" A boy, wearing jeans, a T-shirt and jacket, all of them worse for wear, stumbled out.
"Ribbit..." Erika groaned.
Zane looked down to see the unfortunate witch, quickly leaping off her now unconscious form.
"Sorry."
"Okay now then, everyone, allow me to introduce our temporary co-host, Sam!" Kalin said, gesturing to a large red door.
"NOOO!" Chloe moaned, ducking behind Zane.
The door swung open to reveal...no one, no one at all.
"Huh?"
Suddenly Chloe felt arms wrap around her waist.
"Hey Chloe~" Sam whispered in her ear.
Sam had shoulder length, wavy red hair. She had on a small whit T-shirt, showing a large section of her waist. Over the shirt was a dress jacket of the same color. She wore warm white casual pants, and simple sandals.
"Oh my god get off me!" Chloe blurted, squirming in the red heads grip.
"Alright Sam, let her go. We need to get started on the dares."
"Fine..." Sam pouted, letting go and walking over to the other co-hosts.
"Who the hell is this?" Maka asked, pointing at Sam.
"Sam is the lust part of the authors soul, she's also his feminine side. Now then the first set of dates is from MewLover21. hey im new to fan fiction and all but i just had to send in some dares... Everyone- Change genders (Exept jacquline). Patty- Transform into a lion and infortrate the zoo and set all the animals free and lead them back to the room to cause an stampede. Liz- become an ghost adventurer and go to the most haunted place in america. Soul- as a chick, act as alice from alice wonderland(and do Not chicken the most frilly, rainbow loving girl ever!1). maka-even if someone says or do anything stupid or perverted dont maka chop anyone for the ENTIRE chappy. Stein- Dissect anyone of your choice and they cnt say no. Cj- since everyone hates medusa and for your pain last chapter, you can do wat ever you want to her. Kalin and his girlfriend (sorry forgot her name for a sec)- Explore the world of being each others gender together *wink wink*. Giriko- G0 chainsaw the first person you see (and make it brutal). Jacqueline-Pretend your babydoll from the movie sucker punch. Medusa- commit suicide
Hope you liked my dares -MewLover." Kalin said.
Suddenly everyone but Jacqueline changed. Medusa became a fairly athletic man with shortly cut hair. Arachne looked like an English gentleman with shoulder length black hair, tied back. Erika now looked more like a young boy, his hat tilted low over his face. Free looked like a female body builder. Kim was wearing a simple green and white striped shirt and jeans, with a light green cabbie cap on his head. Justin was wearing a black hoodie with out sleeves, silver cross ear rings hanging from her ears. Anna and Emma both had shortly cut red hair, how ever Anna had on his usual school uniform. Meanwhile Emma had on a whit long sleeve shirt and a black vest with matching tie. Jezebel had grown a few inches taller, his black hair now short and spikey. Scythe had shrunk slightly, her reddish brown hair now jaw length. Thompson had a similar look to her male form. Mean while Aaron had shoulder length sandy hair and was...um...
"What the hell Aaron?! It looks like you stuffed large melons down your shirt!" Thompson blurted.
Emma also noticed, now trying to hide his nose bleed, to say fem!Aaron was well endowed would be an understatement. Shaula now had a tall narrow frame, his black hair much shorter but still tied back, the same scorpion stinger pendant now hung around his neck. Kalin wore an elegant ballroom style dress, a single ear ring on her left ear, her beret still on her head. Sam had a narrow, well muscled frame, his red hair swept back.
"Okay, can we just move on please?" Kalin grumbled.
"RAWR!" Patty roared, changing to a huge jungle cat.
The patty lion ran off to the zoo, a few moments later there was a massive rumbling, several items falling off their shelves. Suddenly a jungle man who looked suspiciously like Robin Williams ran by.
"RUN! IT'S A STAMPEDE!" He cried as the wall completely collapsed.
Everyone ran like heck from the stamped, Kalin starting to fall behind due to her dress.
"KALIN?!" Shaula cried as Kalin was now dangerously close to the business end of a rhino.
She quickly reached into a pocket and produce what looked like a police whistle. Taking a deep breath she blew it as loud as she could. Instantly the stampede stopped, Patty sat and covered his ears. He quickly changed back, still clutching his ears in pain.
"WHAT YOU TRYING TO DO?! MAKE ME DEAF?!" Patty screamed at her, looking irritated.
"NOOO! WHY DO YOU PEOPLE ENJOY MY PAIN?!" Liz moaned, now hiding in a corner.
"DO THE DARE OR I'LL BE ENJOYING YOUR PAIN!" Patty said menacingly.
"PATTY...! Don't do that! It isn't funny!"
"I'm not joking. NOW GET YOUR A$$ MOVING D #$ YOU!"
"Alright! I HATE YOU PATTY! I REALLY DO!" Liz sobbed as she went off to the ,most haunted place in America.
"But I don't want to meet mad people." Soul said, putting on a cute look.
"Ah but we're all mad here!" Asura chuckled behind her.
"AUGH! KISHIN!" Soul screamed, stabbing the immortal in the face.
"GET THIS NYMPHOMANIAC OFF ME!" Chloe screamed, Sam once again had his arms wrapped around Chloe's waist.
"Oh Chloe, you're so cute when your flustered." Sam purred, nuzzling against the boys neck.
"MAKAAAA" Maka started, raising a book high over his head.
"Ah ah ah! No chopping this chapter." He said, turning his attention back to Chloe.
"Death the kid!" Stein said, his dissection grin spreading across his face.
"REAPER CHOP!" Lord death cried, chopping the mad scientist's lights out.
"She's not here." Medusa said with a smirk.
Suddenly Cj came flying out of nowhere, a fire ax in hand.
"FOR NARNIA!" Cj cried, beheading the snake witch.
"Well...that was THE most random thing ever." Shaula said, sort of amazed by the randomness.
Without a moments hesitation Kalin pulled Shaula into a deep kiss, her frame pressing tightly against his. Shaula's face turned a deep red, and a small trickle of blood ran from his nose. Kalin just kissed him deeper, her arms wrapped around his neck. Shaula picked her up by the hips and carried her off to a bedroom, shutting the door behind him. A few moments later some rather loud INTIMATE sounds came from the room.
"WHAT IS WITH YOU PEOPLE?!" Anna moaned, covering his ears, his face redder than a tomato.
Giriko turned, her gaze falling on Justin.
"AWESOME!" Giriko snickered, slinking up to Justin.
"What do you want Giriko?" Justin asked, going through her play lists.
"Oh I just thought you'd like some company." She said, now right beside the guillotine.
"Why do I find that one hard to believe?" She asked, now turning to the chainsaw.
Giriko seemed nervous, not making eye contact, her usual confidence not present.
"Giriko?"
Giriko brought her hand up and gripped Justin's chin delicately. Both weapons were blushing as Giriko pulled her close, their lips almost touching.
"I've been waiting to do this..."
Just before their lips met chains extended from her torso, shredding Justin into ribbons.
"EVER SINCE I MET YOU! YOU D #$ PRIEST!"
"Who?" Jacqueline asked.
"Um, the author has never seen sucker punch unfortunately. So...Jacqueline can't really do that one." Sam sighed.
"Why do you all hate me?" Medusa asked, slightly annoyed.
"Because you were a cruel mother, a vicious scientist, and in general a vile soul!" Stein growled, showing more contempt than he'd ever shown before.
Those words actually seemed to hurt the snake witch, her usual vicious expression replaced with one that was sullen and sad. Without another word she walked out over to a cliff, and with one final glance to Stein she leaped to her death. A moment later a tremendous splat echoed up from the bottom, then she suddenly reappeared, looking perfectly fine.
"That really hurt Franken." She said quietly.
"Okay Sam, you read the next set of dares."
"Fine...okay this next set is from .Sebastian. Medusa slap Ciel and be locked in a room with a very pissed off Sebastian in true form. Stein dissect spirit and blaire. Crona and Kid you are locked in a room grell Sutcliffe. Arachne spend two hours in a coffin with blackbutler's undertaker. Maka two minutes in Sebastian's arms after he's done hurting/killing medusa." Sam said, once again turning her attention back to Chloe, who she still had trapped in her grip.
"I get to torment a kid? YES!" Medusa cried pumping her fist in the air.
The snake witch ran up to the earl of Phantom hive, looking absolutely pleased.
"Who are you? Explain yourself." Ciel said, looking very bored as usual.
Medusa just simply slapped the boy than ran, all the while giggling like a school girl, into another room.
"Sebastian, kill her!"
"As you wish my lord." Sebastian said, slipping into the room and locking the door behind him.
A moment later a scream that would even make a statue cringe tore it's way from the room, followed by the sound of flesh being torn. A second later Sebastian walked out of the room, not a single drop of blood on his clothes, though the room was the exact opposite.
"With pleasure." Stein chuckled as he strapped the two down on dissection tables, grinning like a maniac.
"AUGH! NOT AGAIN!" Spirit screamed, his voice becoming very high pitched.
"NYA! Do you really think this can hold me?" Blair said just before turning into a cat and leaping off the table.
"HEY! DON'T LEAVE ME HERE! " he screeched as Stein cut into him.
A few minutes later and Spirit was of the table, with several new scars.
"Ah...thank you Armand..." Maka sighed, settling into Sebastian's arms.
"Wait what?!" Kid and Crona shouted as the door slammed shut, leaving them with the worst room mate ever.
"Don't worry boys, I'm must going to paint in you pretty, pretty red blood." Grell purred from inside the room, his chainsaw starting up.
Inside the room kid and Crona were standing their ground before the demented cross dresser. The sound of his chainsaw only grew louder overwhelming any other sound except for one.
"WHAT THE HELL IS THAT NOISE?!" Ragnarok barked, erupting from Crona's back, no longer as small as he used to be.
"Ew...what a disgusting and vile thing! It's not red at all!"
"Who are you calling disgusting? Drag queen." Ragnarok retorted, crossing his powerful arms.
"Oh! How dare you speak like that to a lady! I'll cut you to pieces you little imp!"
Grell swung his chainsaw right for ragnarok's head. With incredible speed, he grabbed hold of the saw, the blades digging into his hands. Soon the chainsaw was practically dripping with black blood.
"WHY WONT YOU DIE?!"
"Bloody needle." Crona said plainly and calmly.
The chainsaw was torn apart as spikes of black blood erupted from it's inner workings.
"Oh, that's not good."
Crona and Ragnarok marched towards Grell each cracking his knuckles.
"NO NOT THE FACE!"
The door opened, kid and Crona stepping out pretty much unharmed.
"What the? Where am I?" Arachne asked, not able to see anything.
"Ooh, a new customer..." the undertaker chuckled.
"HELP?!"
A few hours later the Black Butler cast member where gone, leaving two corpses, and one day dreaming Maka behind.
"Okay onto the next set! These dares where sent in by none other than cjsylvester. No comment... Soul eat a boatload of crab. Patty bomb the russians! Zane pie eating contest with Medusa. Free kidnap Shaula and duct-tape her to the Empire State building! Arachne get a job at a fly swatter factory! (Fly swatters can be used to kill more than just flies) BlackStar a) drink firewhiskey b) go sing "Speed of Love" on stage in front of an audience or c) be at the mercy of Anna and Emma Wes torture the neighbor with bad violin music Chloe go yell 'Merry Christmas' at greyv and throw confetti at him. Giriko you like all the torture dares dont you? Random toaster what is your fav color? BlackStar how could you not know of TMNT? Tsubaki TNT or dynamite? Jackie I SO HAPPEH' FOR YOU! Also do you like pokemon? MERRY CHRISTMAS!" Kalin read, chuckling at some points.
"YES! LOVE CRAB!" Soul said before diving face first into the buffet of crab.
"MAM, YES MAM!" Party saluted, suddenly in military uniform.
She turned and leaped into a bomber plane from world war 1 and took off towards Russia.
"She realizes Patty might start another world war, right?" Shaula asked, paling at the thought.
"I doubt it, which is why I took the liberty of making this." Kalin said pulling out a remote. "Self destruct."
The moment he pushed the button the plane exploded, Patty parachuting back down to earth a second later.
"Whee! That was fun! I WANNA GO AGAIN!" Patty giggled as she landed.
"I would say she's dead, but I have a feeling she's suddenly gonna be back again. Right?" Zane sighed.
"Yep." Medusa said, appearing behind him.
"Okay...Pie eating contest now!"
The two went off like a shot each devouring pie after pie. However let's just say Medusa is not used to binge eating apparently, because she was slowing down.
"Vector arrow!" She spoke through a mouthful of food.
The arrows rushed for Zane moving with incredible speed. But Zane's hand changed into a gun barrel then without even looking, he shot every vector out of the air. With one final bite he finished the last pie, winning the contest.
"Oh I don't feel so good..." Medusa groaned as she toppled to the floor, she fell into a pie induced coma.
"Done." Free said.
"Um...this isn't the empire state building, this is a golf course wind mill." Shaula commented, causing Free to face palm.
"DANG IT! I WENT THE WRONG WAY AGAIN!"
"Hello, don't mind me. I'm just here to get my girlfriend back." Kalin said walking by the werewolf as he fell into one of his long rambles.
"Thanks." Shaula whispered in Kalin's ear, earning a smirk.
"Fine...you're all going to pay for this later!" Arachne sighed as she walked off screen.
"OW! Help some body -OW! HELP! GET ME OUT OF THIS -OW!- MACHINE!"
"Well a god like me would go with C..." Blackstar trailed off, spotting the set of identical shark toothed grins.
"A! I mean A!"
"Nope, you said C." Emma said, grabbing his left arm.
"Come on, let's go play." Anna said grabbing his right.
Together the two dragged him off, giggling like school girls and each with a broad shark toothed grin.
"AUGH! MAKE HIM STOP!" Maka moaned, covering her ears from the discord that Wes tore from his violin's strings.
Before anyone could say anything, Chloe charged forward and kicked down the door into the authors room.
"What are you-" greyv started.
"MERRY CHRISTMAS!" Chloe shouted, throwing a fistful of confetti into his face.
She then ran back before he could say or do anything, slamming the door behind her.
"You realize you're a dead woman, right?" Kalin asked, eye brow raised.
"No, no I do not! YOU LITTLE B#%%!" Giriko shouted at the top of his lungs.
At that moment the toaster dinged and out popped a piece of toast. Toasted into the bread was the word PINK.
"Contrary to popular belief, a god like me actually has very little time for T.V." Blackstar shrugged.
"Um...dynamite?" Tsubaki said, a little worried by the question.
"Thanks! And I liked it when I was little, but not so much any more." Jacqueline said.
"Alright, now we have Moonlightpheonix-xX's dare. Now, Kidd, go play 7 minutes in heaven with my bats%#& insane OC Wendigo." Shaula said, grinning viciously. "Have fun kid."
"WHAT?!" Kid cried.
"Yay! Come on hubby, let's play!" Alice cackled, grabbing him by the ankles and dragging him into the closet.
"Ooh, I actually feel kinda bad for him on that. Any way moving on. Finally we have Silas' dares. Stein, do the tango with Medusa, then Marie. Soul and Jacqueline, seven minutes in heaven. Blackstar, try to beat Tsubaki at Halo. And now for the real torture Chloe*love potion now kicks back in* have fun Sam! Zane, go hug Excalibur. Blair, go have some catnip. Anna, go visit Willy Wonka! Lord death, go surprise Emma. Crona, ACT LIKE YOUR OLD SELF! Patty, scare the *$%# out of Liz. So that's it. Have fun Kalin!" Shaula read.
"Oh, I intend to..." Kalin chuckled.
"I hate you all." Stein dead panned, taking Medusa into his arms.
"I love you all!" Medusa cried out in joy as she tangoed with the man of her dreams.
Then when the dance was over, stein spun her away, now taking Marie into his arms. The hammer blushed bright red as he danced about with her, more slowly this time, seeming to savor every moment.
"Okay, Soul, Jacqueline, you're..."
The two weapons were already inside a bedroom, no one even wanted to think about what they were doing.
"Okay Tsubaki, let's play!" Blackstar laughed, sitting down in front of the T.V.
Tsubaki did a few quick actions, turning on the console, pulling out controllers, and sat down, all in under a minute.
"Game on!" Tsubaki said, leaving Blackstar speechless.
In a few minutes Blackstar had lost a eye opening THIRTY times. Tsubaki finally got bored and just stopped playing, leaving Blackstar on the couch, gaping like a fish.
"WHAT?!" Chloe screamed, suddenly losing her balance, her face blushing bright red.
"Chloe?..." Sam asked.
"I...I..."
Chloe just suddenly pulled her into a hug, pressing her cheek to Sam's. Sam smiled lightly as she simply wrapped her arms around her. The two never seemed happier than ever before, both looked content in the others embrace.
"What the heck? WHY IS THIS HAPPENING AGAIN?!" Zane moaned, this really only happened a few days ago, in almost the exact same fashion.
"FOOL! My legend began in the twelfth century!" Excalibur said, appearing behind Zane.
"Silas, if I ever meet you, then I swear you will be a dead man!" Zane growled as he gave Excalibur a humongous bear hug, squeezing the breath out of the holy sword.
"F-FOOOLLSSS..."
Suddenly a very red faced, and seemingly tipsy Blair jumped a very shocked Spirit.
"Nya...Blair-chan wants to play..." Blair slurred, dragging the death scythe off into another closet.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Anna screamed as she was dragged off screen.
A few minutes later a massive explosion knocked everyone off their feet. Anna marched back into view, covered in chocolate and scorch marks, looking absolutely pissed off.
"If I ever get my hands on you Silas, I swear you will die!"
"Wait what?" Emma asked.
"WASSUP?!" Lord death exclaimed, popping up behind her.
Emma just froze, a terrified expression on her face.
"Um...Emma? Are you okay?" He asked, looking closely at the weapons face.
"...erk..."
Emma just toppled over like she was a statue.
"I DON'T KNOW HOW TO DEAL WITH BEING DARED!" Crona moaned, now cowering in a corner, with ragnarok shouting at him.
"IMA KILL YOU AND WEAR YOUR FACE AS MY MASK!" Patty shouted.
"AUGH!" Liz screamed, ducking into the corner next to Crona.
"I DON'T KNOW HOW TO DEAL WITH PEOPLE NEXT TO ME!"
"Okay, so that wraps up this chapter. Next chapter is going to be our holiday special, so the author is sending gifts to all of the cast members. And YOU get to decide what those gifts are going to be. The gift suggestions are on a first in basis though, so send in your suggestions fast!" Kalin said before walking back into the bedroom, where Shaula was waiting for him.
Meanwhile Sam was still holding Chloe.
"This was nice..." Sam sighed, nuzzling Chloe's neck.
"Mmm...yeah..." Chloe said.
For another few moments the two just stayed this way, perfectly content. Then the happy, relaxed expression on Chloe's face turned to one of panic and fury.
"OH MY GOD! GET OFF ME!" She spluttered, scrambling away as fast as she could, leaving a slightly saddened Sam behind.
"Away...she left. All well. Send in your dares everybody! And come back for more hilarity." Sam said waving good bye.