Pokechat QE: Hi today on Pokechat we have the Author Dark Ketchum. E.S.P: You forgetting something?

QE: Oh yeah. My assistances today are Evestar.

Evestar: sarcastically Yay.

QE: And E.S.P.

E.S.P: HI!

QE: Quilava.

Quilava walks in with Dark Ketchum following.

QE: 'allo.

E.S.P: Why you called Dark Ketchum?

QE: He's only just walked in.

DK: Well... for starters, my name really is "Shinjitsu Kuragari" (Dark Shijitsu"). My character, "Dark Ketchum" was loosley based off me... so, I guess I call myself "Dark Ketchum", 'cause that's what my character's called...

QE: Makes senses.

Evestar: Why would anyone want to team rocket?

DK: Hm...Well, I joined Team Rocket for reasons I'd rather not discuss, but if you really want to know... 1. Blackmail. 2. Threats. 3. Being a Team Rocket prisoner wasn't fun. 4. They would've made my life living hell. 5. I discovered that Team Rocket isn't all that bad.

QE: Really wow.

E.S.P: What is your favourite type of story?

DK: My favourite type of FF story? Well... it depends what you mean by "type". I usually spend time reading any Pokemon story that has good reviews or no reviews at all. I actually hate stories that dis Team Rocket (unless it's just poking a little fun at us. I can take a laugh.) But no MayxAsh stories. AshxMitsy all the way!

Lights go out.

QE: Cyndaquil.

Cyndaquil: Sorry.

QE: You all right in the dark?

DK: Yes, I like the shadows. It's better then being in light. Light hurts my eyes…

Evestar: I think we better end it soon QE is getting scaried.

DK: Yeah, well, I should probably get going. Rumor has it that some kid called Bob has a Suicune. I'm gonna go steal it...

Evestar: Bye.

E.S.P: Have fun.