u should all thank PROCRASTINATOR TOMORROW for this chapter and the chapters to come! YES there is going to be more chapters.

this one is a bit odd cause i was in a rush to write it so i'll explain about some things at the end.

There is a line from another chapter in here. WHAT IS IT? get it and u'll get a mention in the next chapter.

EVERYONE should check out LOVE-LIVE-TWILIGHT's story 101 Ways to Kill Jacob, it's SO, SO good!

EMPOV

Right now we were sitting on the plane to go to Australia. Why we were going somewhere that had no rain covered areas like Forks was beyond me. I mean it is just a big hot hunk of land in the middle of nowhere, which just so happens to be hot, dry and sunny.

Apparently, we were going to Victoria, then driving for a while for over 2 hours at normal speed –which would mean it would be a hell of a lot shorter for us driving then 2 hours- to some island called Phillip Island.

Hmmm, why the hell would you call something Phillip? It is the most stupidest name ever. Just the sound of it sounds stupid. "P-H-I-L-L-I-P", I don't know these people have probably gotten to much sun and it has destroyed their brain or something like that. OW! Or maybe, when they were putting sunscreen on it went into their ears and got into their brains, giving them brain damage!

"Passengers, we are about to land at Tullamarine Airport. We hope that you have had a pleasant flight with Qantas, and fly with us again." The captain said over the speakers.

"Aw, I didn't get to finish Emmy's hair." Nessie said from behind me.

Even though it had now been MONTHS since Christmas, and that untimely accident -in which her bike didn't make it out alive- I was Nessie's new play toy, for what ever she was into at the time. If someone else didn't wish to, or if they just wanted to piss me off they would tell Nessie "what about uncle Emmy? He would love to play with you." And no matter what I was doing I had to drop everything for her, EVEN if it was Rosy and Emmy time, and believe me she has walked in on that, thank god we were in the bathroom at the time.

Right now she was into playing hairdresser, and so far these are the list of hairstyles she has already given me:

Afro.

Slicked back.

Elvis –even through she has never seen a picture of Elvis or heard of him.

Lots of little brades.

Gelled hair to make me look like I wanted to look like Alice.

A Sherly Temple look

"Its ok Ness, you can still do it in the car." Alice said from across the aisle as Ness moved back to her seat which was next to Jacob behind me, and Rose moved back to mine from sitting a in spear seat infront of me.

NO! I wanted to drive the funny cars! DAMN IT! I was looking forward to driving on the wrong side of the road and going faster then what you're allowed to in America.

Then it hit me. The airport! Customs! Waiting for ages! My Hair! OH NO FUCKING WAY!

"Sorry for this inconvenience passengers but we will by flying around for a little while longer until the airport can clear a runway for us." The captain's voice filling first class.

"YAY! I get to do his make up!" Nessie replied as she toke Rose's seat again, as soon as she moved back to that spear seat.

NO! Not make up as well! I was hopping that she wouldn't want to do my make up today! I'll probably look like some drag queen, just without the clothes. Ah! The people at the airport will think I'm a freak! No, this can't be happening!

In 15 minutes, I had hot pink eye shadow, blood red lipstick, some powder that I think was called foundation, bronzer –the only reason I new it was called that is from when I destroyed Alice's lot of it and she cracked a hissy fit at me, something about it not being made anymore-, eyeliner –that made me look like a raccoon-, and mascara. To my hair on the other hand, my once lovely curly hair that my Rosy loved dearly looked like the guy out of Tokyo Hotel who has huge hair!

A/N: sorry for this guys, but you all should go to Google and have a look at Tokyo Hotel and you will know exactly who I am talking about.

I know! I'll pretend to go to the toilet and wash it off-

"Emmett don't you dare go and wash it off, Edward hasn't, Bella hasn't, Nessie hasn't, Jacob hasn't, Rosalie hasn't, Carlisle hasn't, Esme hasn't, Jasper hasn't and I haven't. So this gets to be Nessie's punishment for you." The pixie on drugs said smugly.

I can't believe this!

"What about my arm? The new bike? The toys? Edward telling one of my secrets! I thought that they were my punishments!" I grumbled to the bloody doped up pixie.

"Nope" she sung happily "We all decided that it wasn't enough and that we would each get to punish you for it." Hmmm,..I wonder what drugs she on, probably Ice, she always has to have the latest thing in fashion so I doubt it's the same for drugs.

A young stewardess -who looked around the early 20's probably 22 or something- was walking down the aisle and had to cover her laughter in a cough when she saw me, which made everyone look around at me making them all have "coughing fits". "I'm going to the toilet" I mumbled and started to get up.

Rosalie was already out of her seat and standing in front of me. "You don't need to go." She snapped at me forcing me back down into my seat.

"But I dooooo" I whined at her, trying to do a puppy dogface.

"Emmett shut it, otherwise no Emmy time until Ness is 150." She said as Ness got up and moved seats so that Rose could take her seat next to me again.

I mumbled and turned to look out the window with my arms crossed.

"I guess we know who wears the pants in the family then." Bella finally spoke, lifting her head of Edward, a bloody grin plastered on her face.

I start school again on Monday, and i have my basketball and i'm coaching my little sisters team so i dunno how soon updates will be.

What is the line that is from another chapter? remember speicl mention in the next chapter

why does he say ow? because he had a thought

do you mean that he wants the latest in drugs or not as well as the fashion? she has to have whats "IN" in both cases

Reminders for you guys:

Check out: LOVE-LIVE-TWILIGHT's story 101 Ways to Kill Jacob

Check out: the guy from tokio hotel's hair

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