Stephenie Meyer is a genius!!!
They went to the nursery, put Elizabeth down, and went upstairs to talk again. They sat on his couch, he wouldn't let her sit on his lap. "Okay, so I have two things to discuss with you. Why did you want a paternity test?"
"I thought Jake had slept with me without my knowing it." He still wasn't convinced, "I hope you know my skin used to be that color before I was converted. I laughed because I thought her skin would be snow white." Just as he said that, the baby monitor went off and Edward ran to go get it. He came back with Elizabeth, and said she was hungry. Bella nursed her as Edward continued to rant. "I know you had the right intentions but why wouldn't you just ask? I could have told you without having to go all over everywhere. I was just worried when the dog started cussing in his head about me being a stupid imbecile, in the nicest terms possible, that you thought he would be a better father than me."
Bella looked calmer as she said, "No need to worry about that. Most guys see this and take off." Edward chortled, "I've seen a little more of you than that." Bella blushed, she wished they could do something like that right now. Then she looked down and saw the thing clinging to her chest happened last time. A good something, but still.
They went downstairs to put Elizabeth back down and headed back to his room. They sat on the bed this time. "You remember how I said I would tell you how I would tell you why I can still have children today? Well, Carlisle made me go buy these." Bella looked at what was in his hands and giggled. "Okay, so are you ready to hear about what I was talking about earlier?" Bella stifled her giggles and said, "Yes, I would love to know." Edward plastered a serious look on his face and began. "Well it all starts like this. We aren't supposed to have children because it causes big problems in the future right? Well, most vampires live in small groups, so the leaders have to make this potion that empties a vampire of all their things needed to produce children. The male and female versions are both entirely different. Our potion, the male version that is, should be taken before a female version is made. Well, as you can see, I never took it. Jasper, Carlisle, and Emmett were the only males here at the time. It was when we first started dating. I should have taken it, but I was hoping that maybe I could use this to my advantage. Carlisle left the room when I took it so I poured it outside on a tree. The potion takes three days to work. It settles in our sexual organs, and then we urinate it out. It takes longer to explain it than it does to happen. We use all the blood we take in, but we still ahve a urinary bladder. It doesn't work anymore but it opens and closes like it would if it still worked. So we have two openings, one would be for us if we actually used a bathroom, and when I'm having sex, since I'm the only one that still can, my organs for urination close so that you and I can have sex like normal people. So, that's why that can only happen with us."
"Oh, that was really interesting. What about the female version?"
"Esme doesn't know yet." They were both silent a while. "I wanna have sex Edward, please? You have condoms now." They were still in his hands. "I'll explain why I got them. Carlisle said, 'Alice saw you get pregnant again, if you two do have another baby, I might have to throw you out.' He wants us to wait until we try for another baby. He doesn't trust enough just to let us, well, you know."
"Yeah, I wish people trusted us a little more."
"Well think about it. Charlie would probably make you go on birth control." Bella shuddered, she would hate that.They decided to go with the flow of the moment and started. Bella started unsnapping her top buttons when the monitor went off again.
Edward couldn't go because he was busy. Then, Bella ran downstairs, top buttons still unfastened, to the nursery. Elizabeth was hungry, yet again, and so Bella called to Edward, "We'll have to postpone our little date."
Sorry about the mix up, but Ellenedwardforever no hard feelings right? I'm sorry for taking it without your consent. Anyway, my disk is back so I'm gonna try for one more chapter before 9:00. Think I can make it?
Edward's ONLY True Love ;-)