TAMW Dedede walks in on the waddle dees playing spin the bottle suggested by xXSilentDreamerXx

HAPPY NEW YEAR EVERYKITTEH!

I've been inactive for way too long, I know that, but I'm trying to put more time into writing :33

I'd just like to thank EspurrStar677 for being 120% amazing and being so nice to me!

Also, I've been dubbed "The Queen of (terrible) Puns" so expect at least one pun in every Author's Note.

Like the one about the German sausage, it really BRAUT on the laughter!

Plz don't PUNish me for these puns.

That would be TEARable!

But I bet you can't BEAT my music puns :33

Even though you have to be SHARP to catch them!

OKAY SORRY HERE WE GO THAT AWKWARD MOMENT WHEN KING DEDEDE WALKS IN ON THE WADDLE (waffle) DEES PLAYING SPIN THE BOTTLE (dim)

WAFFLES DIM!

P.O.V Dim

"West courtyard tonight," I whispered in the ear of the nearest Waddle Dee, with the implication to spread the word.

He nodded and scampered off, small footprints being left in the dirt behind his orange bottom.

We had been planning this for weeks, the Waddles and I...

Hoarding food and drink is not easy when you live in the same castle as the fat penguin king called DeDeDe.

Excitement tingled in my bones as I slunk through the shadows, evading Meta Knight and Kitty as they prowled the halls.

Time dragged on so slowly as I waited for the glowing sun to set.

Finally sunset hit Castle DeDeDe, and any and all Waddle Dees found themselves in the west courtyard.

DeDeDe himself was oblivious to the party staging itself in his castle courtyard, he was too busy stuffing his face with rare treats and delicacies from faraway lands.

Not wanting to alert anyone but the Waddles about the party, I was stuck with djing the party myself, totally not because I just wanted to, totally.

All around me was an ocean of partying Waddles, there were drunk Waddles, crazy Waddles, dancing Waddles, a whole bunch of other Waddles.

Lucky for us, Fumu was out of town on some study mission.

Lame of her, right?

Anyways, what I'm telling you is that Waddles know how to party hard.

I couldn't believe we didn't wake anyone up, especially Kitty, since she's such a light sleeper.

Meta Knight, on the other hand, wouldn't wake up if a herd of elephants trampled through his room.

Finally the party started to calm down, Waddles stopped dancing and went to go rest.

So of course, someone had to say it.

"Spin the bottle time!" I screamed into the chilly nighttime air.

A stampede of Waddles dramatically crested the top of the hill, rushing from the towering mass down into the valley.

Every Waddle wanted to be involved in this time-honored game, well, somewhat time-honored.

All other factors aside, the Waddle Dees were interested.

"So," I said in an ominous voice once everyone was seated, "let us begin..."

P.O.V King DeDeDe

I was trying to finally fall asleep, since I had finished eating a while ago, but something was amiss in the courtyard.

Drowsily, I walked downstairs to find the source of the commotion.

In the West courtyard, a surprising sight greeted me...

Waddle Dees were making out with each other from one corner of the yard to the other, Waddle Doo himself included!

"DIM KNIIIIIIIIGHT!" I screamed, already aware of the culprit behind this absurd behavior.

The cat-eared Puff strolled drunkenly out of the sea of Waddles with a waffle in her hand.

She took a bite out of the pastry she held before looking up at me.

"Sup D-mizeter," she giggled as she used Customer Service's nickname for me.

"What's with these here Waddle Dees?" I shouted.

"Well," she took a bite of her waffle.

"We were having a party, then we started playing spin-the-bottle," she took another bite.

"Then it turned into 'spin-the-dim' and they gave me a waffle for every time I let them spin me," she finished the delicious-looking waffle.

"Then why are they ALL kissing? I thought one person went at a time in spin-the-bottle!" I continued my rant with some colorful language that I won't repeat.

"Well, since I'm not over there, there's no Dim to spin, and I guess they improvised," the girl shrugged and walked off, probably to get another waffle.

"WADDLE DEES!" I screamed over the crowd gathered in the courtyard.

"KISSING IS NOW ILLEGAL, BYE!"

Okay I've officially lost my mind...

Halp plz?

Plz? :3

Jeff: heyyyyyyyyyy

Me: *shoves* no. jeffy. no.

Jeff: plz i want u 2 write fanfic bout me?

Me: *casually stuffs into Freddy Fazbear suit* no.

Purple Guy: hiiiiii

Me: oh my god no not you

Jeff: lol ur a serial killer too?

Me: no, he's a grape

Purple Guy: I am not a grape!

Me: YOURE A GRAPE!

Okay sorry I'm done, I promise :3

Love you all, bye 3

(So the other day I was at a demolition site, it was a BLAST! xc someone stop me before I EXPLODE! Really though, stop me before it all CRASHES down :33)

I'm sorry. I'm so so sorry...