Celebrity Jeopardy: Danny Phantom Edition
By: Hordak's Pupil
Disclaimer: I do not own Danny Phantom or SNL or Jeopardy, this is just for fun.
Author's Notes: thank you to all who reviewed this series.
Acosta Perez Jose Ramiro: I'm glad you liked that scene, these are only going to get funnier.
Chapter VII: Battle of the Idiots
"Live from California, it's Celebrity Jeopardy, Danny Phantom edition!" the voice of Johnny Gilbert announced as the Jeopardy Logo flashed on the screen for a second before the Jeopardy stage appeared, let's meet today's contestants," he continued as the camera zoomed to the podiums.
"Our first contestant is an actor who likes to do impressions, please welcome Robin Williams," Johnny says as the camera zooms to Robin who waves at the audience stupidly. "Our second contestant is an actor who speaks gibberish please welcome Adam Sandler," he says as Adam waves at the audience.
"HELLO STRANGERS," Adam says as he yells as the camera zooms away from him.
"Our final contestant is from the Ghost Zone, where he does nothing, please welcome Klemper," he says as the camera focuses on the large specter.
"Will you be my friend?" the ghost asks the audience with a smile.
"Now please welcome the host of Jeopardy, Alex Trebek," Johnny says as Alex came on the studio with the look of a condemned man.
"Yes, and welcome once again to Celebrity Jeopardy, I'm Alex Trebek and the only reason I am here is that it's part of my community service I worked out with Walker and Skulker. So are you ready to play Robin, Adam, and Klemper," he asks hoping for sanity.
"You better believe it, you nothing's better than Jeopardy and Danny Phantom. I'm going ghost and I'll take potpourri for 700, Alex," Robin says in very fast and high pitched voice.
"Yeah, Jeopardy and Danny Phantom, you watch them, your father watches them, your mother watches them, your Aunt Ida watches them on the VCR," Adam says excitedly.
"Will you be my friend," Klemper asks again.
"Fabulous, let's look at the categories. Foods that end in 'Amburger', Show and Tell that is where I show you something and you tell me what is, The Ice Age, Famous Muppet Frogs, Words that rhyme with 'dog', Famous Roberts, Batman or Robin that is where I show you a picture and you tell me whether it is Batman or Robin. Mr. Williams you're up," Alex says worriedly.
"Yes, yes categories. Going ghost. Look out there's Skulker, don't worry my boy you are healed," he yells running up to Alex and pretending to be an exorcist and 'healing' the host.
"I'll pick a category for you, Batman or Robin for 300, is this Batman or Robin," he says as he shows them a picture of Adam West as Batman. "Yes, Mr. San…where did you get that guitar," he asks as Adam now has a guitar and starts singing:
"Cap'n Crunch, Cap'n Crunch your cereal we love to munch
Danny Phantom ate it yesterday, while Skulker and Walker played.
"Thank you Mr. Sandler, Klemper any idea," he asks as Klemper buzzes in, "yes Mr. Klemper," he asks hopefully.
"Will you be my friend, Mr. Trebek," Klemper asks the host.
"You know what why don't we take break and return for Double Jeopardy," he says as the director says.
Alex was about to say something but decided not to as he saw Robin repeatedly pressing the buzzer.
"Why do I always get stuck with idiots," he moans as he rubs his temples in exasperation.
"Face it Trebek, you're destined to put up with idiots for eternity, you ponse," the voice of Sean Connery booms as the actor walks up to the stage.
"Why do you always torture me, Connery?" Trebek asks wondering what he did to deserve this.
"Simple, I'm bored," Connery replies as he walks over to Klemper's podium.
"Will you be my friend," the specter asks the actor.
"Boy, you must be legally insane," he tells the ghost raising an eyebrow.
Soon the camera turns on again.
"Welcome again to Celebrity Jeopardy, as always we are joined by Mr. Connery as always and Mr. Williams has broken a record by buzzing in 2,000 times and not answering and because of that I have decided to skip ahead for Final Jeopardy. The Category is this you write down your own question and answer it, there is no way to get it wrong," he says before Adam Sandler buzzes in.
"Yes, Mr. Sandler," he asks wearily.
"Again something that could have been brought to my attention YESTERDAY," Sandler yells angrily.
"Fabulous," Alex says as the lights dim and the music starts.
A few moments later the music stops, "Okay let see what you wrote down," he asks as he goes over to Robin's podium. "Your response was nothing, because you stuck the pen into your own hand," he says as he sees the pen in Robin's hand.
"I don't know how it happened, it just one," he begins to say until Alex twist the pen causing Robin to scream in pain.
"Don't come back," the host threatens as he walks over to Adam, "Mr. Sandler your response is Abbie Doobie," he says puzzled by the actor's response.
"Abbie Doobie, Abbie Doobie," Sandler began to say in a sing song voice as Alex went over to Klemper and Sean's podium.
"What have you written down, Mr. Klemper, Mr. Connery," he asks as the two reveals their answer. "Your response is 'will you be my friend' and you wagered 'you Canadian Ponse' how nice," he says massaging his temples as Connery laughs at the frazzled host.
The host was about to close the show, when Walker's guards storm the set and dragged Trebek off to jail.
"Looks like the ponse forgot to pay his parking tickets," Connery laughed as the lights went out ending another show.
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